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Login/Join to Participate[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
In a blatent attempt to boost my postcount I have decided to do a follow up for what to do in heaven and lifts.
I have hit on the following least-pleasant persuits for that perfect stay in hades:
1. Watching bigbrother reruns on a really uncomfortable sofa, while sipping a can of V8 vegetable juice drink.
2. Having to collect the national-lottery money from everybody in the underworld (and catching everyone short, out of pocket, 'sorry mate.. will pay you next week' etc.)
3. A private concert by Westlife.
4. With multiple encores.
5. No bog roll in the loos.
6. Sexual favours for the lustful (ok.. it's not all bad then)
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
wats all this about sexual favours?
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Just name one and I'll do it
errrrrr what?
198 posts
Location: cloud 9, United Kingdom
ha ha wudnt want to shock u
I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
furthermore:
7. non-customisable monkeys
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
8.watch other people spin poi really badly and not be allowed to spin yourself.
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Spinning poi with aerotech balls only, beginers poi (with aerotechs) where no progress is allowed, so when u hit yourself in the balls (like i've done many times) you keep on doing it again and again.
Oh dear, I'm in hell already...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
9. shop for a staff when everywhere costs as much as aerotech
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA
10. Roast Marshmallows for s'mores and never get to eat them (it is hell, roasting is readily available).
11. Have a set of fueled up toys of choice ready for use, and the fire is always just..over....there.... and can't be reached.
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
I'd just twiddle my thumbs lots.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
12. Macarena Mondays.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
13. Unhappy Hour
14. A full can of beer suspended on a stick mere inches from your face, but out of reach...
15. Walking into a lamppost. Again, and again and again, with everyone laughing...
16. Watching spiceworld, crossroads, and star wars ep1 on a continual loop. Forever.
17. Digital TV where you cannot get a signal (wait a minute... thats now!)
18. Great news that you cant tell anyone for fear of having your figgin toasted...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
celine dion serending you!!!!
now that would be some hellish type torture me thinks
black gloves,green socks......purple hair
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
serenading even
i think it still maybe spelt wrong
if only my computer wasnt so evil i would use the spell checker!!
black gloves,green socks......purple hair
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
The crazy frog ringtone on repeat
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom
hear hear
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
GGGRR!!! How can that stupid frog be no1 for two weeks? Are people really that stupid and gulable?
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
107 posts
Location: Bloomfield Indiana. USA
19: Watch people play videogames and never be able to play yourself. (Scary!!! o_o)
20: Listen to jeff foxworthy CD's for the rest of time
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
A BRIAN MCFADDEN CONCERT!!!!! oh poo thats already on the books for norwich
ok.... how about....... having to watch celerbrity love island on a loop for all eternity!!!!!
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
the spice girls refor..... oh no thats happening too
whats the world comming to???
what next osama bin laden for the next prime minester???
it COULD happen people!!!! britains a funny funny place
You have 23 seconds to comply!
122 posts
Location: United Kingdom
21: Postwhoring like crazy and never quite reaching 100
You cannot trust this boy! His mind has been corrupted by colours, sounds and shapes.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
having nadia (the post op transexual from big bro 5) sit on ya face n wiggle for all eternity
Tosser
1,712 posts
Location: Bristol,UK
Find the exit...
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Becoming a fully aware puppet and having such things happen to you with the appearance of your willing it.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Being given a set of poi and told thats all you have for the rest of eternity - and breaking them.
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
no HOP acess
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
having warm beer poured on your head. like a lot of it.
no, I've never had this done, but i the guy i had been datings girlfriend do it to him....
and for that matter, having your hopes brought up and dashed a bunch. "Do you like christmas? It was cancelled this year! Whats this behind your ear? Is it a quarter? No, its a tumor! Do you like Christmas? Its a tumor!"
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
No music
If everyone was forbidded (forbade?) any physical contact
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
drink big red candles
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
one word: MANELE.
There's only one things worse than it; Country and Western.
(it's Romanian "gypsy" music. hate to be stereotypical, but usually listened to by the lower socio-economic population and is -apparently- about really seedy stuff...and is really monotonous and repetative and if you've heard one song, you've heard them all)
They play it at the pub sometimes....
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
got another one:
watch one of the local morons play around with a(n ornamental) samurai sword even though he's got no clue in the world how to use it. Then, when you finally get your hands on it (you at least know the side of the blade that's the sharp bit!) you discover that it's so bent you can barely sheath it.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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