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Hubert_Cumberdale
Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Dec 2004
Total posts: 479
Posted:In a blatent attempt to boost my postcount I have decided to do a follow up for what to do in heaven and lifts.

I have hit on the following least-pleasant persuits for that perfect stay in hades:

1. Watching bigbrother reruns on a really uncomfortable sofa, while sipping a can of V8 vegetable juice drink.

2. Having to collect the national-lottery money from everybody in the underworld (and catching everyone short, out of pocket, 'sorry mate.. will pay you next week' etc.)

3. A private concert by Westlife.

4. With multiple encores.

5. No bog roll in the loos.

6. Sexual favours for the lustful (ok.. it's not all bad then)


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CrazyHippyChick
errrrrr what?
Location: cloud 9
Member Since: 6th Jul 2004
Total posts: 198
Posted:wats all this about sexual favours?

I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!

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Hubert_Cumberdale
Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Dec 2004
Total posts: 479
Posted:Just name one and I'll do it

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CrazyHippyChick
errrrrr what?
Location: cloud 9
Member Since: 6th Jul 2004
Total posts: 198
Posted:ha ha wudnt want to shock u

I'll come back as fire and burn all the liars and leave a blanket of ashes on the ground.
I could write the new bridget jones diary only mine would be more bizarre, funnier, dirtier more unbelievabe and bloody true!

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Hubert_Cumberdale
Hubert_Cumberdale

[psylocibin fingerbobe].
Location: London
Member Since: 11th Dec 2004
Total posts: 479
Posted:furthermore:

7. non-customisable monkeys


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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:8.watch other people spin poi really badly and not be allowed to spin yourself.

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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hexagonic
hexagonic

Clubbles Jugs
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 18th Feb 2004
Total posts: 1687
Posted:Spinning poi with aerotech balls only, beginers poi (with aerotechs) where no progress is allowed, so when u hit yourself in the balls (like i've done many times) you keep on doing it again and again.

Oh dear, I'm in hell already...


ah wah wah wah a wah wah

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:9. shop for a staff when everywhere costs as much as aerotech

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:10. Roast Marshmallows for s'mores and never get to eat them (it is hell, roasting is readily available).

11. Have a set of fueled up toys of choice ready for use, and the fire is always just..over....there.... and can't be reached.


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:I'd just twiddle my thumbs lots.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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NYC
NYC

NYC
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:12. Macarena Mondays.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

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=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:13. Unhappy Hour
14. A full can of beer suspended on a stick mere inches from your face, but out of reach...
15. Walking into a lamppost. Again, and again and again, with everyone laughing...
16. Watching spiceworld, crossroads, and star wars ep1 on a continual loop. Forever.
17. Digital TV where you cannot get a signal (wait a minute... thats now!)
18. Great news that you cant tell anyone for fear of having your figgin toasted...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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twofingerfreedom
newbie

Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 20
Posted:celine dion serending you!!!!

now that would be some hellish type torture me thinks


black gloves,green socks......purple hair

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twofingerfreedom
newbie

Member Since: 14th Jun 2005
Total posts: 20
Posted:serenading even

i think it still maybe spelt wrong

if only my computer wasnt so evil i would use the spell checker!!


black gloves,green socks......purple hair

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Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 6th Jan 2005
Total posts: 1785
Posted:The crazy frog ringtone on repeat

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:ditto
hear hear


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:GGGRR!!! How can that stupid frog be no1 for two weeks? Are people really that stupid and gulable?

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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EpsilonKias
EpsilonKias

Note to self... Fur + Fire = Hurt.
Location: Bloomfield Indiana. USA
Member Since: 20th Feb 2005
Total posts: 107
Posted:19: Watch people play videogames and never be able to play yourself. (Scary!!! o_o)

20: Listen to jeff foxworthy CD's for the rest of time


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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:A BRIAN MCFADDEN CONCERT!!!!! oh poo thats already on the books for norwich eek


ok.... how about....... having to watch celerbrity love island on a loop for all eternity!!!!!


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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:the spice girls refor..... oh no thats happening too ubblol

whats the world comming to???

what next osama bin laden for the next prime minester???


it COULD happen people!!!! britains a funny funny place ubbloco


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Gav486
Gav486

You have 23 seconds to comply!

Member Since: 23rd Oct 2004
Total posts: 122
Posted:21: Postwhoring like crazy and never quite reaching 100

You cannot trust this boy! His mind has been corrupted by colours, sounds and shapes.

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:having nadia (the post op transexual from big bro 5) sit on ya face n wiggle for all eternity help

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Mr_Chutney
Mr_Chutney

Tosser
Location: Herefordshire
Member Since: 18th Apr 2003
Total posts: 1711
Posted:Find the exit...

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Seb
Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.
Member Since: 5th May 2005
Total posts: 642
Posted:Becoming a fully aware puppet and having such things happen to you with the appearance of your willing it.

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Being given a set of poi and told thats all you have for the rest of eternity - and breaking them.

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:no HOP acess

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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Kyrian
Dreamer
Location: York, England
Member Since: 15th Mar 2002
Total posts: 4308
Posted:having warm beer poured on your head. like a lot of it.

no, I've never had this done, but i the guy i had been datings girlfriend do it to him....

and for that matter, having your hopes brought up and dashed a bunch. "Do you like christmas? It was cancelled this year! Whats this behind your ear? Is it a quarter? No, its a tumor! Do you like Christmas? Its a tumor!"


Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive

Shalom VeAhavah

New Hampshire has a point....

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:No music
If everyone was forbidded (forbade?) any physical contact


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Captain_Hi_Top
Captain_Hi_Top

addict
Location: North Shore
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 529
Posted:drink big red candles

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:one word: MANELE.

There's only one things worse than it; Country and Western.

(it's Romanian "gypsy" music. hate to be stereotypical, but usually listened to by the lower socio-economic population and is -apparently- about really seedy stuff...and is really monotonous and repetative and if you've heard one song, you've heard them all)

They play it at the pub sometimes....


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:got another one:

watch one of the local morons play around with a(n ornamental) samurai sword even though he's got no clue in the world how to use it. Then, when you finally get your hands on it (you at least know the side of the blade that's the sharp bit!) you discover that it's so bent you can barely sheath it.


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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