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[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
I don't believe in heaven - but if in the unlikely event that I am admitted to one, the following requirements would be pretty high on my list:
1. Shoulder massage (on request)
2. Unlimited Guinness and Jack Daniels.
3. Technic 1210s
4. A communal orgasm button (with automatic post-coital clean up option)
5. A skinning up machine.
6. Unlimited Crisps.
7. Unlimited further wishes granted.
I think that just about covers it..
How about you?
I don't believe in heaven - but if in the unlikely event that I am admitted to one, the following requirements would be pretty high on my list:
1. Shoulder massage (on request)
2. Unlimited Guinness and Jack Daniels.
3. Technic 1210s
4. A communal orgasm button (with automatic post-coital clean up option)
5. A skinning up machine.
6. Unlimited Crisps.
7. Unlimited further wishes granted.
I think that just about covers it..
How about you?
SILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom
Posted:
fiver to go buy some socks and some penuts
fiver to go buy some socks and some penuts
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
Clubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester
Posted:
clouds to sit on
an orgasmatron would be nice too...
clouds to sit on
an orgasmatron would be nice too...
ah wah wah wah a wah wah
SILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
steady on... don't go too mad with your excessive demands
Written by: oli
fiver to go buy some socks and some penuts
steady on... don't go too mad with your excessive demands
SILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
In no particular order.
popcorn, laughter, smokes, hugs and massages
In no particular order.
popcorn, laughter, smokes, hugs and massages
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I would go for the MKII's myself to be honest
and you can already buy skinning up machines. Friends are also a good option for this
I would want the worlds comfiest couch.
a room with trampolines on all walls, including the floor and ceiling
a room full of fluozie juggling balls so if I drop, I could just pick one straight up again from the floor
a fountain of naturally occuring odourless and free of nasty fumes paraffin
and a hareem of beautiful ladies to do my bidding.
and some flying monkies wouldnt go amiss either.
I would go for the MKII's myself to be honest
and you can already buy skinning up machines. Friends are also a good option for this
I would want the worlds comfiest couch.
a room with trampolines on all walls, including the floor and ceiling
a room full of fluozie juggling balls so if I drop, I could just pick one straight up again from the floor
a fountain of naturally occuring odourless and free of nasty fumes paraffin
and a hareem of beautiful ladies to do my bidding.
and some flying monkies wouldnt go amiss either.
BRONZE Member
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
right he we goes:
a fleet of skinning up monkey's
samuri jack on constant repeat only to be broken by the odd two stupid dogs episode's
a mountain made of kettle chips
lots of broccoli pie
and last but most importantly hot chicks playing bass guitar!!
right he we goes:
a fleet of skinning up monkey's
samuri jack on constant repeat only to be broken by the odd two stupid dogs episode's
a mountain made of kettle chips
lots of broccoli pie
and last but most importantly hot chicks playing bass guitar!!
black gloves,green socks......purple hair
SILVER Member
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)
Posted:
....and last but most importantly hot chicks playing bass guitar!!
Mmmmm sounds good.
I want attractive strangers... its always good to meet up with new people.
Massages
A small army of customisable monkeys
Free parafin
The worlds greatest dealer
Lots of freaks like me...!
....and last but most importantly hot chicks playing bass guitar!!
Mmmmm sounds good.
I want attractive strangers... its always good to meet up with new people.
Massages
A small army of customisable monkeys
Free parafin
The worlds greatest dealer
Lots of freaks like me...!
"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
you mean card dealer
you mean card dealer
SILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
How exactly do you customise a monkey?
just wondering, like....
How exactly do you customise a monkey?
just wondering, like....
BRONZE Member
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
with little monkey boobie tassles maybe?
with little monkey boobie tassles maybe?
black gloves,green socks......purple hair
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
and a little monkey fez?
and a little monkey fez?
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
All monkeys must wear a fez. They do in the wild, you know, but they take em off for the cameras...
All monkeys must wear a fez. They do in the wild, you know, but they take em off for the cameras...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
BRONZE Member
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
newbie
20 posts
Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
i wonder what monkey fleas taste like
coz monkeys cant seem to get enough of them!!!
but bein a veggie im not sure if i could actually eat one if given the chance
i wonder what monkey fleas taste like
coz monkeys cant seem to get enough of them!!!
but bein a veggie im not sure if i could actually eat one if given the chance
black gloves,green socks......purple hair
Hop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Posted:
All the weapons ever created on request..and a sparring partner.
Playstation and all its games
Every fire toy ever created
Beneficial to your health smokes
Friends
Worlds largest sound system
The "i need to meet my favourtie band" button. Press it and they come to you.
A beaitiful custom shop Fender telecaster and marshall stack with a wide range of effects pedals.. including flanger!
All the weapons ever created on request..and a sparring partner.
Playstation and all its games
Every fire toy ever created
Beneficial to your health smokes
Friends
Worlds largest sound system
The "i need to meet my favourtie band" button. Press it and they come to you.
A beaitiful custom shop Fender telecaster and marshall stack with a wide range of effects pedals.. including flanger!
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Posted:
I want toys.
Lots of toys.
Replacing those wretched harps with didgeridoos and bagpipes would be pretty groovy as well.
I want toys.
Lots of toys.
Replacing those wretched harps with didgeridoos and bagpipes would be pretty groovy as well.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Dreamer
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
4,308 posts
Location: York, England
Posted:
Wretched harps?
I want my harps! I want my very own concert pedal harp, and more callouses on my fingers.
But I also want sunshine and
and 
and 
Massages sound wonderful.... but what i really want is a physical therapist to come work with me every few days until I don't have pain anymore..... I guess it isn't heaven if theirs pain? But then how would you appreciate the good stuff?
Horses sounds good, and unlimitedly useful facilities in which to work. And the ability to learn anything I want from anyone I want.
Yeah, and group orgasms. But also lots of cute boys to make out with because there's something fun and special about it.
I'd also like building blocks and stuff because they are fun to play with, and lots of different animal habitats I could go and interact with them in. And for tigers to be a little less painful and deadly.
I want the oppurtunity to try all of the stupid crazy things I couldn't do on earth, like find out what its like to drown or swim way out in the ocean. Heaven needs to be like life with an escape button....
Wretched harps?
I want my harps! I want my very own concert pedal harp, and more callouses on my fingers.
But I also want sunshine and
and and Massages sound wonderful.... but what i really want is a physical therapist to come work with me every few days until I don't have pain anymore..... I guess it isn't heaven if theirs pain? But then how would you appreciate the good stuff?
Horses sounds good, and unlimitedly useful facilities in which to work. And the ability to learn anything I want from anyone I want.
Yeah, and group orgasms. But also lots of cute boys to make out with because there's something fun and special about it.
I'd also like building blocks and stuff because they are fun to play with, and lots of different animal habitats I could go and interact with them in. And for tigers to be a little less painful and deadly.
I want the oppurtunity to try all of the stupid crazy things I couldn't do on earth, like find out what its like to drown or swim way out in the ocean. Heaven needs to be like life with an escape button....
Keep your dream alive
Dreamin is still how the strong survive
Shalom VeAhavah
New Hampshire has a point....
SILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
Everyone working on a piece of music created only by voice and everyday objects. I know this has been done before but could you imagine a a massive, massive group of people all choreorgraphed perfectly with unique sounds...
in a style of reggae
Everyone working on a piece of music created only by voice and everyday objects. I know this has been done before but could you imagine a a massive, massive group of people all choreorgraphed perfectly with unique sounds...
in a style of reggae
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
newbie
18 posts
Location: Arizona
18 posts
Location: Arizona
Posted:
I vote bean bags. Big ones.
Oh, and glow sticks. Big ones.
I vote bean bags. Big ones.
Oh, and glow sticks. Big ones.
I will teach you everything I know, save for my patented drop trick...
BRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand
Posted:
to eat big red candles
to eat big red candles
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?
BRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
A warm, sunny day...where it also happens to be raining really heavily so you can dance like no tomorrow in the rain and never get cold.
A warm, sunny day...where it also happens to be raining really heavily so you can dance like no tomorrow in the rain and never get cold.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Scientist of Fortune
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh
1,189 posts
Location: Edinburgh
Posted:
Personally I just hope the religious forget all that athieism stuff I did in my old life so I don't have to sheepishly say-
Yeah O.K. you were right, dagnabit...
-every day.
Oh and a window to watch my enemies writhing in hell.
bwahahahaha
Personally I just hope the religious forget all that athieism stuff I did in my old life so I don't have to sheepishly say-
Yeah O.K. you were right, dagnabit...
-every day.
Oh and a window to watch my enemies writhing in hell.
bwahahahaha According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
SILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Posted:
sugar based food products by the millions that are good for you and make you strong (like gummy berry juice, or gummy berry chocolate? hmmm...). Everybody's company whom I have ever previously enjoyed at the push of a button.Being secure in the knowledge that there is no one suffering or wanting,that all in the world are content and well. Cloud surfing. Pyjama parties. Laughter. Beanbags. Being able to meet cartoon characters in a physical form. Just generally being able to float around and have any little whim granted.
sugar based food products by the millions that are good for you and make you strong (like gummy berry juice, or gummy berry chocolate? hmmm...). Everybody's company whom I have ever previously enjoyed at the push of a button.Being secure in the knowledge that there is no one suffering or wanting,that all in the world are content and well. Cloud surfing. Pyjama parties. Laughter. Beanbags. Being able to meet cartoon characters in a physical form. Just generally being able to float around and have any little whim granted.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
SILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Posted:
The dreams of flying will be a reality.
The dreams of flying will be a reality.
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
SILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
Posted:
eternal supply of hundreds and thousands + mr whippy + general icecream goodness + realistic cherry / apple / pineapple flavours for jelly beans + hugs + massages on demand + freedom from back pain + fresh exotic fruit everywhere + crunchy apples + nice shiny lights + pretty clouds + smiting ability for destruction of earth types.
eternal supply of hundreds and thousands + mr whippy + general icecream goodness + realistic cherry / apple / pineapple flavours for jelly beans + hugs + massages on demand + freedom from back pain + fresh exotic fruit everywhere + crunchy apples + nice shiny lights + pretty clouds + smiting ability for destruction of earth types.
SILVER Member
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
[psylocibin fingerbobe].
479 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
and pickled onion monster munch crisps
and pickled onion monster munch crisps
SILVER Member
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
Posted:
yes! also wotsits.
yes! also wotsits.
SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
Posted:
Lots of wotsits...
Lots of wotsits...
ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
BRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Posted:
I'm in for the flying monkeys
Or a half dog, half monkey, half fish. *nods sagely*
(now try and work out which half)
Oh and a lighter. preferably blue, mebe with dots nonono stripes
get it right me. *phew*
And some where for my other personality *sneaks off*
I'm in for the flying monkeys
Or a half dog, half monkey, half fish. *nods sagely*
(now try and work out which half)
Oh and a lighter. preferably blue, mebe with dots nonono stripes
get it right me. *phew* And some where for my other personality *sneaks off*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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