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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:hi all,

browsing through ebay (for something unrelated) i found this.

if anyone else finds something stupid in ebay, put it up, there's a truckload of it out there, im just too lazy to find it.

*awaiting a wisecrack from a certain ucof*

cheers, pete wink


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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flid
BRONZE Member since Aug 2002

flid

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire

Total posts: 3136
Posted:I've seen those before. Why pay for one when you can stretch a normal one over someone's head?

http://www.disturbingauctions.com/


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TheSilverShadow
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

TheSilverShadow

Uncle Chop Chop
Location: Time is the Fire in which we b...

Total posts: 213
Posted:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?V...ssPageName=WDVW


"Do you know what the Phantom is??"
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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:hmmm well I had an ace idea, claim I was a huge psychic and then sell pieces of paper with illegible scrawl and claim its was elvis' or sumat

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:3 men walk into a pub....

you know the rest wink


"worn on the head for easy access" ubblol


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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:oooooooooook

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:oki think this is the most disturbing evil clown

definatly the product of a sick mind



and still on the theme of clowns

feed your child to the clown god

EDITED_BY: linden_rathen (1118232541)


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:as it takes my mind of my impending driving test iv found another one i wont post the link but theres a person offering naked pictures of his gf for revenge on her
Written by: sick guy
This is a picture of my girlfriend that i am auctioning off, she cheated on me so now i am going to get her back by putting her naked on the net.

i will start the bidding off at just 99p, and i will include full resale rights because i just want to get revenge.

i will send the picture within 12 hours of the auction ending.

(revenge is a dish best served on ebay!-)



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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:The 'famous' condom hat?

Ive never seen them, so they can't be that famous, surely?


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I want one!

"for parties - Gives you extra poise!"

?????????????


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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DoktorSkell
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

DoktorSkell

addict
Location: Van Diemans Land

Total posts: 475
Posted:Notice how the same guy is selling an inflatable love sheep?

Who makes this stuff?


Fair luna bright, fair luna moon
it shines at night but fades too soon
fair luna moon, fair luna bright
forever we dance
we dance under starlight

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firebyrd
SILVER Member since May 2005

member
Location: belfast

Total posts: 154
Posted:did you not all hear about the peice of toast someone sold on Ebay for 15 grand? apparently the face of Jesus appeared in it when it got burned in the toaster. I'm serious.. some people are mad. Oh and then there was somebody selling a ghost in a bottle. Mmmm

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Yeah the best ove ive seen was one of those cups guys wear over thier bits when playing cricket... it had a face drawn on it and was at 50 grand! haha xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Some one sold an Xbox "box" for 150 the other day when the buyer complained he said it stated quite clearly that it was a (cardboard) box, some people are just canny, wish i could sell something useless.
They only way I would make money selling my body is if they paid by the pound (lb) ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:ubblol

man thats lame, but funny

cheers, pete biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Bumfro


Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW

Total posts: 223
Posted:Ive seen people selling air guitars.... yes the air guitars which dont even exist!

Racism is a weapon of mass destruction

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Seb


Seb

Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
Location: Check behind you.

Total posts: 643
Posted:#Laughs appily# And of course there's the ghost poo...apparently spectres deposit styrofoam, think about *that* next time you're packing somthing for mail. :P

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.

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fussy


member
Location: Wales, UK

Total posts: 82
Posted:my fav was air in a bag, claiming that 1) someone famous breathed through it or 2) it was made in the country so if you live in a city, open it in you home and get a fresh breath of air in your home!

but then again, i cant talk, i sold something worse on ebay!

lol, go on, ask, you know you want to!

daz


stupidity is not a crime, you are free to go!!!

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:What about the piece of nutri grain which looked like ET???

seriously, some people either have too much time on their hands, or will sell anything to make a buck.


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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:i saw one about air from a hurricane that happened in the stated last year i think it was, the guy auctioning it said that he steped outside, opened the bag and then sealed in air from the hurricane winds. Someone ended up paying like $100 for it. rather sad, whoever paid has too much money.

Do we sleep when we die?

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.Morph.
SILVER Member since Mar 2002

.Morph.

addict
Location: Lancashire, UK

Total posts: 669
Posted:you can even buy a human advertising board

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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1365
Posted:wow, thats amazing, sees going for over 500 at the mo too!

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:yeah go her! pretty imaginative idea

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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.:star:.
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

.:star:.

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1785
Posted:have you seen that her boyfriend is doing it too....bidding is only at 51 for him though!!

strange way to help with wedding costs!!


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne

Total posts: 5125
Posted:no ones asked yet, so i might as well. fussy, what was it?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder

Total posts: 1927
Posted:http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?...ssPageName=WDVW
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there are so many of these up for sale, im quite disturbed...


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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