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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
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Posted:


Hi everyone, I really need some advice.



I'm going to be training in Germany for 10 days (25/06 - 02/07) and believe it or not, they're going to let me loose on Berlin for a day (given my track record, I'll probably end up on a place back to England or police cell!)



SO, I need some advice on what to do during said day. We're talking strong German beers, sex museums, porn and red light action. Bascially, anything with any kind of excitement to it. (I would do the whole touristy thing but I'm only there for one day)



Anyone want any cheap German videos bringing back wink



Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


UCOFSILVER Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Go hang out with Vanize and Babajaga. Also, if you juggle, go here

Germany is a sorted place and one I will one day go back to. biggrin

I'll be at Glastonbury when you are in zee Deutschland. bounce

Sir Nuggit....is a liability
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Location: playing with traffic


Posted:

I'm really looking forward to it. In all fairness, I've never wanted to go to Germany - never really had an interest in it but that's all different now (I'm not sure what happened, I just stopped being so closed minded I guess!)

Hmmmm, super strength beer - all kinds of Hmmmmmm

Enjoy Glasto wink

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


UCOFSILVER Member
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Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Germany is good for beer.
and for middle aged men with moustaches who you cant understand.

German trainsa will be a welcome breath of fresh air when you travel on them smile
Makes you wonder why we cant have them working in England at the same time too. kiss

_Aime_SILVER Member
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Posted:
Germany is a good good place. You only have to be 16 to buy ze booze.

Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:

*rubshandsonknees* I'm liking this idea (although I'm 25).

I've had to arrange two minders to ensure that I get back to the coach on time, all I need to do now is find something depraved to do ubblol


Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


pineapple peteSILVER Member
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5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i believe its pronounced der blitzkreig, not zee var

sheesh wink

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
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Posted:
Not seen.......


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"Don't mention the war; I did, but I think i got away with it!"

........ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Written by: *Aime*


Germany is a good good place. You only have to be 16 to buy ze booze.




I see.... why was I not told this sooner?

To Germany! Quick! Before Nuggit gets all the booze! wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
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Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
*rushesofftotheferryport*

beerchugbeerchugbeerchug
It's going to be a long ol' day biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
Hopes you have fun.....

Hehehehe that Faulty Towers was sooooooooo funny ubblol

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
buy "Berliner Weisse", that's nice.



Don't get me started about stupid British/American wannabe German accents though, they should really cast people like me for the Nazi extras, who can at least sound halfways German. There was only 1 guy in all 3 Indiana Jones movies who managed that... tongue



I'll be in Germany from the 1st July on, too, but at the other end of the country

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
I'm going to be at STC near Paddinburn for the majority of the time, but I'm being released in to the wild for a day *cheeky laugh* ubblol ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


vanizeSILVER Member
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
berlin is totally unlike the rest of germany.

still working on mid-day friday suggestions for you nuggit!

mid-night friday suggestions would be significantly easier...

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Thanks Vanize, much appreciated beerchug

I know, night-time shinanighans are so much more fun than daytime ones. But even Soho (London) is 24 hours (possibly not as much fun during the day time though confused )

Thanks again agent V (cue Mission Impossible theme tune)

biggrin biggrin biggrin

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


pricklyleafSILVER Member
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1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
go up the fernsehen tower in alexander platz, then you can get drunk whilst revoling at a great height (kinda like doing poi in very slow motion, with giant poi, where your attached to the poi?)

then confuse the taxi drivers, is very easy and much fun as none of them speak any English.

I got lost in Berlin once when I was ill. was lost for 3 hours, was very scary!

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson


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