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Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Okay, which uniformed service does it for you? Which one floats your boat, flicks your switch and turns your page? And why?

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


TheBovrilMonkeySILVER Member
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England


Posted:
Why isn't there a French Maid option? That's a uniformed service wink tongue

But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
I knew I'd forgotten one lol.

Brodie - I'll call your bluff one day mate lol.

So far it's Nurse and Fire in the lead eek

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
How come I seem to be able to vote again every time I view this thread?

confused

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
so you can change as you put a different uniform on?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


loki.c1687SILVER Member
addict
546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
im shamed at the lack of votes for army...come on whats not to like!!!!!
mike.c

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


ShuBRONZE Member
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa


Posted:
Written by: loki.c1687


im shamed at the lack of votes for army...come on whats not to like!!!!!
mike.c




That can't be a serious question!?
If it iz... come meet the South African Army doods! They'll put you straight (or maybe bent!)

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I voted Navy, but really, the Marines...

I remember on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy when they were making over a former Marine and Carson came across his uniform his comment was: "Now, just look at this uniform! Who says there are no gays in the military!?"

ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


hexagonicClubbles Jugs
1,687 posts
Location: Manchester


Posted:
I went for Police, purely cos i hate seeing them every time i walk to and from work (i work in Whitehall, a [woman's] stone's throw form downing st) so i've started checking out the policewomen. There's one hottie at the end of my block smile

ah wah wah wah a wah wah


spaceySILVER Member
mischeivious pixie
291 posts
Location: Sydney, Australia


Posted:
Written by: flid


oh, so that was the motivation then! ubblol




quite right flid biggrin

bless you nuggit, trying to see how many birds will fancy you in your uniform! lol

hug

"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Hey, when all else fails wink

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Those mailmen look right sexy in those uniforms of theirs!

wink

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
They've obviously got more to be worried about from you than naughty dogs lol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


spaceySILVER Member
mischeivious pixie
291 posts
Location: Sydney, Australia


Posted:
Written by: Nuggit


Hey, when all else fails wink




when are you going to show us all a picture then? wink

"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
When you come over and beg me to wear said uniform, and take a picture wink

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


spaceySILVER Member
mischeivious pixie
291 posts
Location: Sydney, Australia


Posted:
dream on hon, i dont beg for anything!

your just dying to show it to me babe kiss

"I dont want no fatty bumbum, i want a lean mean shagging machine" anon

"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"

What would you do if you knew you could not fail?


mykrmeburning from inside
165 posts
Location: anywhere but here


Posted:
why nurses? oh god... meditate

that's YOUR opinion...

from fire we´re born, to fire we return...


Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
*Pah* :P

What did you ask me the other night? Can you see me and my flat mate pole dance in our uniforms?? Dream on luv *rasp*

ubblol

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm with UCOF, but school uniform does it for me every time (only when filled with a very grown up lady... I say grown up, I mean grown out...)

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
I had to say army because I have to wear one every smeggin' day.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Flashpoint and UCOF have a point. Some of those English schoolboys (the older ones, mind you...the 17-18-year-olds) had me turn my head a few times...

I felt like such a lech. redface

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hold on doc, we meant GIRLS.... ubblol

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Yes, yes, I know you meant girls. And I didn't. See? wink

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


bing!BRONZE Member
i beat my inner child
184 posts
Location: manchester UK


Posted:
haha those sexy vet uniforms do it for me! ................ cool

--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
well... for me it's not the uniform, it's the person INSIDE the uniform, but if I had to choose a uniform, i would say... none of them, give me a scout uniform anyday.. coz I know none of them would pick on my afterschool activity...

Sir Nuggit....is a liability
899 posts
Location: playing with traffic


Posted:
Personally any uniform'll do it for me (Nuns beware!) provided the right person is in it (as per Hanz's reply).

So what is it about uniforms that push our buttons? For me it'd have to be the "something different" thing, (who doesn't like variation in their diet?) but I've heard women say they like fireman because of the danger involved, postmen for convenience etc.

What say you?

Pull my pin out, roll me in to a room and see what happens ubbloco


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Honestly Doc, you are the most insatiable gay guy i've ever been in contact with. And thats saying something! biggrin

I think the uniform thing boils down to a simple equation where a=someone you really fancy and b=stereotype of the personality type associated with the uniform in question.

a+b=PHWOAR! devil

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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