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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Wow, you're from Scotland?

I'd love to see Scotland. I'm predominately Scottish myself.
My ancestor was Col. John Crawford (or Capt. I forget which right now.) Google him and check it out. Quite interesting I must say.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:Coool! Yup, mostly Scottish, with some Irish and a little French thrown in (just the name though!) It's pretty here, you should come and play! I can make you shortbread and tattie scones! biggrin hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:is there anyone up for auction here?!
ubbrollsmile


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:Um, me. I come with some sparkly paper, ribbons and a magic wand..... biggrin

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted:no shortbread and scones?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:Oh yes, I can make them.....isn't this auction going backwards here? Shall I tell you what's on offer?

Name: Chellybean
Age: Undecided
Eyes: Blue
Height: Um, 5 ft 10 (if you stand next to me)
Skills: Baking, magic, and talking nonsense.

Oh yes, and I come with magic wand, sparkly paper and ribbons... wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: chellybean


.....isn't this auction going backwards here?



pffft, always those rules. I'd prefer to ignore them. Maybe I should start a revolution? Wanna join me and bring some scones?


a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:that sounds exellent smile
i just love talking nonsense.
I bid for you:

-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Oops - you guys are faster than at eBay... wink Before putting myself into the male section of this, I certainly bid for chellybean... and I am starting with:

- a full day auyurvedic/ thai massage full body treatment
- at a local sauna and steam bath (winter is coming)
- 2 firesticks (unfinished at this point)
- a 4ft indonesian mask, carved from coconut, partly painted gold
- 1 kg of silver jewelry
- 1 big carton of fancy cloth for costumes
- 1 Djembe
- 1 Delruba (Indian instrument)
- 1 Daf (Arabic drum)
- 1 page of beautiful butterfly stickers

Whoooops there goes the clock - be back soon smile


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:oh, sauna is an finnish invention biggrin we all have saunas here, so where ever you go, you have acces to sauna wink

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted: Written by: Aurinko


 Written by: chellybean


.....isn't this auction going backwards here?



pffft, always those rules. I'd prefer to ignore them. Maybe I should start a revolution? Wanna join me and bring some scones?


Hell yeah! biggrin And on that note, I also have *ahem* dyed *ahem* red hair....


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:oooo! red hair smile i once had red hair.. that wasn`t as cool as i had imagined biggrin

anyways, how does this magic of yours work? can you do anything you want to, because if you can your baking skill is not that useful umm

i`ll add some items to my list:

before:
-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts

and the new items:

- while FireTom offers you old, painted and carved coconuts, i`ll offer you fresh coconuts straight from the coconut tree which you`ll also get if you choose me as your owner
- 4 compliments (and more if you`ve earned them biggrin )
and
- a cobra made of glass


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:My magic wand can do many things, but it can't cook, bake or make cocktails without my help. Which is unfortunate, but I suppose I should be more pro-active. ubblol

Um.....and I'm not sure how much of a plus point this is, but I also have a Scottish accent. wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:well im tempted to jump in this bid but i dont think fyre will be happy

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:oh danger, you get out of here fast DA and we`ll forget about it

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:naaa i think ill bid;

*my spell book
*unused wand
*new set of wings
*hugs
*a nice warm bed
*dont have to share a room with my boys
*erm ... and a few more hugs


Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Chelly, I wish I could come to Scotland but, probably not in this lifetime. I think I've been in another lifetime so I guess I'll have to be content with that for the time being.

Do you truly use your wand? I make wands and staffs for magickal purposes. Just started on a new wand made of a Scarlet Oak branch. I don't think I'm going to be able to part with it once I'm done. It has really strong energy and should be very beneficial for my magick.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:ooo im interested

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:What would you like to know, little ginger faery?

Btw, I work with faeries quite often.

Shamanic journeys.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:yeah need a few repairs on wings ...trolls yet again ... dam things thats pretty much it erm if you come to my home (DA thread) i can sort you something out for your troubles

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Okay, I feel challenged... first I wanted to step down, because Fyre seems to have gained some true enthusiasm and certainly I am not standing in the way. But as chellybean has not yet responded positively I am adding a few more items (without playing down those, offered by Fyre... wink )



Previous items:



- a full day auyurvedic/ thai massage full body treatment

- at a local sauna and steam bath (winter is coming)

- 2 firesticks (unfinished at this point)

- a 4ft indonesian mask, carved from coconut, partly painted gold

- 1 kg of silver jewelry

- 1 big carton of fancy cloth for costumes

- 1 Djembe

- 1 Delruba (Indian instrument)

- 1 Daf (Arabic drum)

- 1 page of beautiful butterfly stickers



new items:



- I'll teach you massage, so you can return the comfort

- as much hugging and cuddling as you need, when you need it

- content and a positive, underlaying extatic feeling of your surrounding, so you don't need to fumigate your temple as much anymore...



Competition seems to bring out the best in us wink



DA: YAY yours was the 14hundreth post on this thread clap

EDITED_BY: FireTom (1157968135)


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:oooh, I may need a little time to think on this now.... biggrin

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Oooh bidding *inspects merchandise wink* Looks good, i'll take it biggrin
Do you have a buyout or do I have to actually bid?

If I have to bid then I start with:

Being ownee of the kindest owner possible ever,
Being ownee by association of Pigeon Wigeon (she's so cool, and preeeetty),
Company of the reptilian variety (his name is leo and he's a gecko),
As much pizza and ice cream as you can eat,
Fire and non-fire toys built to your exact liking,
Musical entertainment,
Cuddles, hugs, snuggles and squeezes,
Glitter and other assorted shiny things,
(space for random item of your choice)
Guaranteed shotgun space in my car,
...everything else you could possibly want in the universe (up to and including the whole universe),


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House

Total posts: 1286
Posted:oooh oooh can i bid???

membership to the BMC (Blu Mynci Conglomerate) a very exclusive club, recently joined by one Jo-Rhymes, who is very huggy and loveable!!
an inexhaustable supply of free hugs
becoming the ownee of the maker of the best toasted cheese sandwiches known to man/woman/horsebeast
shiny things
a magic cloud that rains skittles
a 4ft high mouse named Chester
honorary membership to the Cambridge Hardcore
a whistle that goes PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
tent space for any festivals where i have some tongue
a token for 5 free Pongs to my Pings
and a bit of string thats length is twice the distance from one end to the middle!!!!!


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Additional items:

Tent space that's bigger and better then simons and comes with an airbed and various other mod-coms,
A super special magic wand with a hidden suprise,
1 packet of Hula Hoops,
A cheese and pickle sandwich,
Alcohol of any variety you fancy,
Free paintball for life,
A space ship,
A noise maker that goes BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
and a robot to pong all the pings in a 6 mile radius.


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:Seems like i`ve got some serious competition here smile
So i`ll add some new items:

the old one`s:
-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts
- while FireTom offers you old, painted and carved coconuts, i`ll offer you fresh coconuts straight from the coconut tree which you`ll also get if you choose me as your owner
- 4 compliments (and more if you`ve earned them )
- a cobra made of glass

new items:
-a variety of pearcings for different bodyparts
-i tought about this alot, but i am willing to give you one of my precious miniature buddha statues
and also
-i don`t know what the deal is with ponging the ping, but i`ll give you a pingpong, you get to choose the colour wink

Oh and sorry for stepping on your toes there FireTom, but i saw an opportunity and took it biggrin


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:Hmm.... [noodles] the whole universe huh? I dunno though, 1kg of silver jewellery and instruments and staffs sound good. And a miniature buddha? Gees...this was tough enough with 2 bidders. Aaaarghh!! ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Tabt


Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham

Total posts: 1007
Posted:wow chelly, your selling well hug



if any of you guys wants a tip..



Dr Chelly likes wine gums, and jelly sweets and vodka thingums biggrin



just to make it even harder for her to decide biggrin


Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Chelly
SILVER Member since Mar 2006

Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north

Total posts: 884
Posted:Ooh, hi Freya! Hee hee!! I prefer rum and jack daniels (not together though - I tried that once, and promptly fell in love with my toilet) to vodka jelly thingums, but booze is generally good with me.....I'm Scottish after all! ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:Oooh Oooh I add:
Wine gums, and jelly sweets and vodka thingums
The best rum on seven seas
Jack Daniels (my friend is actually a rep for them so gets tons of free stuff including JD itself).


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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