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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:OOOh, I up my bid for Blayze to include all the numbers between 3 and 7 (inclusive) and three penguins (one chocolate two little animal ones)!

I thus step up and claim Blayze as Mine!!

WOOHOOO!

*presents the booty for collection by Blayze, grabs her hand and makes her join in the happy jig*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Tink I offer more (because I can ubblol )

the fear of God
directions to shangri-la
a way to trap light in glass balls
a heliograph
a chunning foomar
respect due


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Blayze
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

Blayze

Doesn't play well with others...
Location: CANADA

Total posts: 187
Posted:happy jig....happy jig!!!! biggrin

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

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the_poier
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

the 1337 poier
Location: england

Total posts: 346
Posted:i add more to my last bid to include
atleast 3 afterlifes
and acre of the moon
your own planet
the ability to speak every language known to man fluently
the winning numbers to a 9 times lottery roll over
three slates off my roof
a library with every book in the world in...
you own personal cheafeur
a cuddly teddy
a bed shaped like a heart
AND some curtains


ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:And more Happy jig!!!!!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:ok on top of what i have already bid for tink i add

as much as hell as i currently own (99% )
free access to dis
a years pass to heaven
the biggest chocolate bar known to man
a ball of string that never runs out
all the drinks i can get her
animated avatars
conversation
keys to 95 differnt people's hearts
a court jester
a court
a castle
an island in the sun
a star system of your choise
a way of getting there
joy mine


back

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:*shyly wanders in to the thread*


whats the score here???


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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Screech: why would I want a miniture clone of mynci when I can have the real thing?

See... and Mynci has a water bed... I can fit HoPers in there... and swimming lessons!! probably one of the best things Ive heard throughout all this bidding (how did you know?!)

See... Mynci has been offering me stuff I want/need.. screech has just been offering stuff... I swear Mynci is stalking me... actually that isnt too bad of an idea...


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:hey hanz hug I'm no stalker....but if you want me to I'm sure I can work something out ubblol

right my final bid for the beautifully wonderful Hanz....

the perfect watch
some night vision goggles
a trench-coat
the rest of my basic stalker kit wink
Inflatable toys of varying hues
a rubber plantation
instant qualm removal
a hammock (I will fan you with a big palm frond too ubblol )
directions to manly (in Sydney)
an automatic drink collector
the secret PM
and
My un-dying gratitude forever hug biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:yay SOLD TO LINDEN!!
Sorry mynci but the chocolate and free drinks tipped the scales
plus i need lots of string!


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:WOO HOO biggrin i win i win biggrin

back

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:okay i wanna place a bid but I lost track of whos up for auction!!

So whos up for auction then?


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:*lots and lots of profanity's*

dammit i have almost no net axcess so completely missed tinks auction

*more profanitys*


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Tink...grrr. OK so when you coming down to the south coast... *grumbles*
Well done Linden *shakes lindens hand* at least Tink sold herself to someone I actually quite like biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:yay im liked smile *shakes mynci's hand*

dont worry im gunna drag her down this way some time soon


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TinklePants
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr

Total posts: 4217
Posted:It seems I'm liked too!!!
*does a funky dance*


Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:After much thought and consideration, I have decided....

Mynci, I'm all yours biggrin


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:Yay!!! *does super happy dance and wraps Lost up in mahoussive hug *

woot!!! biggrin

Thank you honey I shall be the bestest owber of all time ever if you need anything do not hesitate to ask hug

*continues happy jig throughout the day*


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Yay! Happiness!

*Joins Mynci in happy jig*

hug


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:Ok, so far for tao Star I have bid:

Angel hair
Fairy wings
12 dodo birds
an active volcano
13 dragon flies
a pin coushin with silver tinsel trim
a chat with father time
an air-o-train
a flock of clouds
a trampoline
a squishy thing that you can squish and call your squishy
two ruby red apples
a compass
a pair of unicorn boots
the removal of a phobia
enlightenment
the north-east quarter of Jupiter
a bottle of flame from the sun
and two rocks from a valley in South Africa
all the pinstripes in america
a dragon egg
all the stained glass windows in Italy
The North Pole
a firemans pole
a bucket of water
the ability to shapeshift
the choice of getting rid of anything in the world that displeases you
sour gum
a big hug
an even bigger hug
the biggest hug in the multiverse
any pair of shoes you may like
a beautiful scent and glitter to be left in your wake
and a lemon merangue that I made myself

I will up this bid to include:
a lifetime supply of the mushrooms and biscuits in alice in wonderland so you and your friends can be as big or as small as you like
The ability to give multiple orgasms
an ocean
babies breath
childrens laughter
peace and happiness
a pyramid of chocolate
your own amusement park
a bouncy castle
some colourful feathers
a genie,in a lamp, with three wishes to spare
a meeting with an old friend
the secrets to life and immortality
a meeting wth any historical figure for a chat over lunch
the ability to hold on to any good moment
a little man in a bow-tie who will cook you breakfast and make you tea
a bottle of peppermint foot cooling lotion
a day out with the cartoon character of your choice
two extra hours of sunlight a day
and a heard of indian elephants with a lifetime supply of food, cleaners and carers


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:aww... Ive decided... but can his love be shared between at least 2 people?
Mynci, I swear you're stalking me... and I like that... but you will have to continue stalking me... or else I will leave you.
Oh, forgot to say... Im yours... you deserve it... as long as you can share the love, and promise to wake up next to me reguarly, even when I look terrible, or have woken up next to another male... or even female.
And you also have to accept that I am FRDs biatch
If you can do all that... Im yours


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I can do ALL that my dear I have sooo much love to give *hangs head at obvious song lyric quote* ubblol and ladies look gorgous first thing in the morning wink bed hair mmmmm

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:ooh... redface you make me blush!
there was a song lyric in there? lol... I didnt notice!
we do? Id say we dont... but ok.

So it's official... Im like.. yours now...


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Eh.
So its been a while.
And my previous owner (Kurobei) seems to have vacated HoP Premises,
so, because it'll be fun, good for a well timed ego boost, and because quite frankly, its friday night and i'm bored wink

I'm up for Re-Auction.

Lot No. 2240-323
Flynt.
Slightly used, some dents and scratches
Feisty, and very silly
Tall, dreadlocked, peirced and green eyed.
Goes by the name of Flynt. Flynter. Flynty, ect.
Likes Hugs. Alot. Often.
smile

any bids?


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Don't I have dibs already? I bid some dread wax, a squillion hugs, an oil painting and a felt hat... hug hug

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Gah, you can have dibs on someone?
*blink*
will the hat fit me or you?


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Rozi
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia

Total posts: 2996
Posted:Me, of course, but you can hang out with me when I am wearing it.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: Flynt

Eh.
So its been a while.
And my previous owner (Kurobei) seems to have vacated HoP Premises,
so, because it'll be fun, good for a well timed ego boost, and because quite frankly, its friday night and i'm bored wink

I'm up for Re-Auction.

Lot No. 2240-323
Flynt.
Slightly used, some dents and scratches
Feisty, and very silly
Tall, dreadlocked, peirced and green eyed.
Goes by the name of Flynt. Flynter. Flynty, ect.
Likes Hugs. Alot. Often.
smile

any bids?



All my nose secrets! All of 'em. Including the dark mystery art of sealing your nostrils.

Eh eh eh?

An offer you can't refuse, dontcha think? wink


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:I am up for sale. Any bids?

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i'll bid





some pencil sharpenings.

a half eaten corrot.

a dozen hugs and smooshes.

a pet rock called stoney.

a long stick for poking peope.

a bath tub full of chocolate.

a cuddly dolly

and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie

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i'll up my bid and add............



30 sheep and a goat to buy you D.A.



biggrin


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