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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:This thread is getting a bit confusing..

Okay, to remove a little of the confusion, I will become to the property of the first person to bid a duck.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Like this one?




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I like it less complicated biggrin



I bid



a duck



for Hamamelis smile

EDITED_BY: FireTom (1203694229)


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraO
AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2008
Total posts: 67
Posted:Wow..thats one spankin' duck!

Nifty!


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Yep!

Jolly good.

Okay, you win, though I'm not sure I'm much of a swap for such a smashing duck.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:aww wow hat duck is ace

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:*ponders how little it takes*

Life is sweet bounce2 biggrin

Welcome hug

Please Hazel, you can label your self as "property of" - hence it would be clearly misguiding. I like your style and way of thinking (errm, I mean the part that I have come across of so far)... therefore anything that resembles "proudly owned by" would be much more appropriate smile

I will happily stick to my initial offers - the duck is only regarded to be the cream topping biggrin

However I send you:


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the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraO
AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2008
Total posts: 67
Posted:Hey Tom...you got any more cool ducks?

And a pair of jailhouse sockpoi?

If you do...I'll happily be 'Proudly Owned By FireTom'

*grin*


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:hmmm so i have a bid from FireTom and a bid from J.A.C to compare between right?

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:Quite right, Robyn smile

AmaraO:


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You mean like that?


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


AmaraO
AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz.
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2008
Total posts: 67
Posted:OOOOHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

Thats the stuff biggrin

I'm yours. *grin*


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelis
hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls.
Member Since: 5th Jan 2006
Total posts: 756
Posted:Ooh, I started a trend. biggrin

Poi, staff and duck exchange.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Anartha
Member

Member Since: 5th Jan 2008
Total posts: 7
Posted:OK i get it im just going to sit in the corner now and sulk with my vegemite toast LOL

#Property of AmaraO#


FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:If I'd be forced to sit with a Vegemite toast, I'd be doing the same.... wink




duabduabduabduabduaaaah


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:Robyn. Pick me!!! Pick me!!! I will add to my offer:-

a set of House DVDs
A zebra mask
an eyepatch
A bottle of Amaretto
A can of lynx
10x2 orange flavoured Kit-kats
A bridget Jones Diary DVD(without box)
94 drawing pins
orange safety googles
cowboy boots(making them cow girl boots)
1 paint brush

cant resist an offer like that can you wink
xXx


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


firestarted
member

Member Since: 25th Jul 2007
Total posts: 28
Posted:I just joined this thread, it's 61 pages long, I've read the 1st and I've skimmed the last 2, but I'm going to play the nationality card (I'm Irish {^_^}!) and palm off a W.B. Yeats poem for all ladies on auction:

He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
from "The Wind Among the Reeds"

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.


--W.B. Yeats, 1888


I used to write that in love notes when I was 15 so I wouldn't have to pay for meals coz I was cheap *ahem* sorry, coz it's all about what's inside that counts wink :P:P:P



shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:thats a nice poem, i might start writing it in notes myself ubblol
however i think im going with J.A.C's bid, so i best be able to turn into the silver surfer mister!!


Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:Yehaw!!! I win Shocked_Prawn. Dont worry I will treat you nicely and will look after you. :P

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:ok folks, roll up!

one clavey for sale, comes with dreads and nag champa scent, has the ability to massage, and give reflexology, will stay on the dance floor with you all night if you wish (as long as the tunes/band/djs are good!) also believes in faeries..

place your bids now!


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:I bid a WHOLE Chocolate Cake!
Unlimited cups of tea
Non-crashing rides in the Crash-o-Matic
Cuddles
A bottle of PVA glue
half a bottle of Sri Lankan Arrack

smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:I see Flashpoint's kit and raise:

5 plush monkeys
1 set of UV-flavoured flags
1 beehive (bees included)
A lifetimes supply of massage
3 cookie jars with a mixture of choc chip and macadamia cookies
1 samurai sword set
1 Chocolate bear. Made of real chocolate
2 Pandas
1 Bottle of Frangelico
4 Bottles of wine
1 Lightsaber

And.....

1 Djembe biggrin


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:oooh...monkeys! brenn your offer is sounding mightily tempting..:D

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:ok after giving sufficient time for any further bids by flashpoint or others, congratulations brenn you've won a me!! biggrin can we get a jam with the djembes?? hug

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:Yaaay! biggrin I has a burningoftheclavey! ubbrollsmile



 Written by :burningoftheclavey



ok after giving sufficient time for any further bids by flashpoint or others, congratulations brenn you've won a me!! biggrin can we get a jam with the djembes?? hug





You certainly can!



Blackcurrant or raspberry? wink



hug


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


burningoftheclavey
burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder
Member Since: 22nd Jul 2005
Total posts: 926
Posted:ooh blackcurrant for definite! yum... and someone to massage me after all the massages i give hug sunny

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted:It was part of the deal, after all biggrin

Now turn over wink

ubblol hug


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


=Flashpoint=
=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...
Member Since: 1st Sep 2004
Total posts: 2719
Posted:God I'm so lame smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


shocked_prawn
shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK
Member Since: 14th Apr 2007
Total posts: 865
Posted:hahah nice cat bump tongue2

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


aston
aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa
Member Since: 2nd Dec 2007
Total posts: 4061
Posted:Nice. So who is on the auction block?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Not many, seeing as HoP is a total sausagefest these days tongue2

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


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