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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Phire- Who for? What on?
If Vixen, then I wouldnt bother..
Im the co owner, and my word is final wink
Im having her anyway.

And Im also outbidding anyone on Sugarplum before the bidding has started.

:P


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phiredancer


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Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:i bid a faraway dream of stars and faeries for flynt ubbidea

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:i bid a napping rug and a thousand flashing bunnies for storm feather

and i know a secret about this auction house..............


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Good choice,
Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.

She is lovely, cooks, giggles, falls over and is studying for exams in Dendrochronology.

*n.b. the Dendrochronology may not be true*

Bid away.


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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:so hows my bid for storm flower goin, did i get her?

i will up my bid for flynt adding my famous apple & spice muffins, a pouch of faery dust and a Dendrochronology 101 textbook to the list ; )


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:I dont know.



I reckon it should be down to who is being bid for to chose who they belong to, bearing in mind that they can take up a better offer at anytime.



How does that sound?



and what do you know?



Tell me...TELL ME NOW!!!


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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:all sounds good and fair to me mr invigilator : )



my tale relates to the founding of this establishment in the distant past and the people who where there at its incarnation, i also know what happened in the room in the attic.........


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom

Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.

Bid away.



Dear me! UCOF you shouldn't mislead the public like that...

Shame!

I am verrrrrry flattered by the bid, thank you phiredancer, however, I was sold sometime last year, and am also currently taken, and er... yes.

Therefore, no longer on the market smile
it was a lovely bid tho :wistful:

and UCOF you are SUCH a flatterer...

xoxoxoxxo

the way the auction works, is you place a bid, the owner of the auction house (formally owned by Kurobei...) who is now possibly... UCOF?? anways, the owner decides on a time frame, (ie: three days) announces such time frame, and at the end of which, decides who has won the lucky maiden.

all cleared up then? right. Have fun! sxoxoxox


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:also, i'd love to know the secret behind the creators of this thread? (having been one...)

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:No one's wants storm feather?

ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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andythepoi


andythepoi

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Location: manchester, uk

Total posts: 508
Posted:Written by: Puk

No one's wants storm feather?

ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.




i really really hope it's the second one cos at last count almost 600 peeps had gawped at her last photo!

I'll bid a great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure for her smile


It's smashing to be back x

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:i bid a great night of drinking over here with me and mine all the way over in nz they may result in the need for andys great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure! *takes a deep breath* maybe we should both get you they way you have the cuse (which is lots of fun) and the qure (and of corse there is no garante that that will tast any good...)

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:The bidding for Vixen officially ends in 5 minutes.

So when the clock in the right hand corner of my screen says 14:45, the winner shall be announced.

You may continue bidding until then.


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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Can i bid for myself? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Sorry, the time is now 14:53.
8 minutes after I said it was closing.
Vixen, you even asked that FOUR minutes after closing time.

The Bidding for Vixen is now closed.....and it appears I win!

*grabs Vixen and scarpers into his yaught*

bounce

Remember Vixen, YOU get to choose who you go to. You can of course still go to yourself though.


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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:*sigh* No im happy here *snuggles UCOF* xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:YAY!

*climbs into Vixens lap and falls asleep, purring contentedly*

mumble mumble... I like it here... mumble mumble


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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:i bid a daily change of faerie wings
an influx of DVD's
kerosine for the sexy staff
a full-size fridge of guinness
and a life-size cuddly sonic for StormFeather


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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Kat
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Kat

Pooh-Bah
Location: London, Wales (UK)

Total posts: 2211
Posted:I think I belonged to Ray. Now that he's been thrown off the forum I guess that means I have lost my master.

You can take my nutella - but you can never take my FREEDOM!!!!!!


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:the bidding for storm feather closes in 5 days.

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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:ahh, i see some ammendments are needed.......

flynt - may i ask who owns you?

for Kat i bid 500 jars of nutella
a new panda suit
1000 multi-coloured baloons
and a single star

did i win stormfeather yet?


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:No youhave not won stormfeather yet.

that was 2 minutes and not 5 days.

Please come back on saturday.


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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:sorry!! think theres something wrong with my browser, it doesnt update properly so i cant see when ppl have replied - grrrrrrrr

i'll up my bid then if i may?


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:for stormfeather, i bid:
kero kero and more kero
a homebrew kit and bottling equipment, to make our/your own guinness
free trips to the bottlo to get real guinness
a poke in the knee. with a soft, cuddly stuffed animal
a packet of 2 minute noodles, with 5, yep five flavour sachets


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:grrrrrrrr.....

i'll see your bid for stormfeather and raise you 10,000 soft feather cushions
a guinness brewery
a heart-shaped box
some lithium in a tube
a moroccan magic rug
a box that plays sweet sweet music
and the twin to your sexy staff

muahahahaha, now i have the most unbeatable bid in the world muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:ok, i could see that, and add:

The entire coopers (best beer IN THE WORLD) brewery chain
an xbox that has sweet sweet music on it
a computer box that has more sweet sweet music
lots of boxes that make that music very loud
some neon in a tube, that when electrically excited, glows a cool red colour
as above, but ultraviolet
enough electrical tape for you to make an entire staff out of the stuff, not just tape around a staff
(at present) almost 8 litres of kerosene, plus tins
a thermos filled with hot coffee
and a packet of 2 minute noodles


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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brainstorma
BRONZE Member since Jan 2003

brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel, Austra...

Total posts: 1184
Posted:me

(am i alowed to use my self as corancy to bid on people)

EDITED_BY: brainstorma (1098205244)


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:facist!!



unfortunately i dont think coopers is anywhere near as good as guiness, of leffe for that matter, or hoegaarden.........



im adding

*lifetimes supply of the beer of your choice

*your own personal "staff-smith" (to provide replacement parts, fuel and maintenance)

*an actual person to play you sweet, sweet music

*a court jester wink

*extra large faerie wings

*a blacklight kit



im also putting some of my personal services into the bid to ensure victory..........

*hugs and kisses for every occasion

*company for when you need it

*a shoulder to cry on for when you're sad or down

*an ear to bend for when you have a problem

*loyalty for when you need backup

*and honesty for when you need someone to trust

(these services are patent 78743180-9742a-564634)



smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:Bidding for Stormfeather ends tomrrow.

smile


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phiredancer


member
Location: england, uk

Total posts: 61
Posted:[rubbing hands in anticipation]

smile


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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