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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Yay go me! but i'm probably the only english HoPer still up at 0507 local time!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I see the butter knife,
teaspoon, and tippy cup.

And raise you...


Sparta smile


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:OOOHHHH!!!! I want Sparta!!!
I was wearing a sparta top before!

But what about limozeen?
I want them too!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oh poo, I don't have any old countrys from the bc era laying around....
(Starts rummaging in drawers)

here it is, I raise you some pringles 26 assorted coins an shiny things and THE WORLD!!!!!muahahahah

(pringles are bbq flavour, assorted shiny things may no longer be legal tender and the world is made from glass)


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear,...

Total posts: 4693
Posted:hey, i'll raise you me! ....now figure that one out tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:I see you Mr Majestic and raise you a lifetim of hug's, and a full cutlery set!

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:You know what, i don't think i've ever put myself up for auction on this thread!!

Therefore:

1 female currently residing in Bristol, UK
Can: Spin Poi, juggle clubs, Hula Hoop. Has been known to pick up a staff on rare occasion.
semi house-trained. Can cook & clean when prodded.
Has ecclectic taste in music & therefore comes with a wide music collection.
Has day job. Although willing to leave for the right bidder!

More details on request.

Reserve Price of Chocolate, Nutella or Massage.

Bid ends: 1800 GMT


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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fake teeth and glue
BRONZE Member since Aug 2003

fake teeth and glue

Checking who's online, watching you!
Location: somewhere, England (UK)

Total posts: 1972
Posted:whats this about selling people.....is that not slavery?
I highly disagree.....
how much?!
oh, well in that case I gotta go before I get caught being involved in slavery, I learnt the hard way that you can't sell your friends, and you definitely can't buy them................again


you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oh oh oh I'm good at massage! I bid one of them, an this here box of facepaint!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:WOO! I think I've just been sold to Steaks.
Can't go past that full cutlery set!


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:haha cant beat a good cutlery set!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:So anymore bids for pink or have i won allready with my facepaint?

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Woo Hoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I own Clarence bounce2 hug


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:for pink I bid

an unlimited source of magical pink body paint
a cadbury factory
the largest monkey hug ever
2 small pin wheels
and an elastic band ball
a dishwasher to free up those evenings (may require feeding)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Oh Mynci's bid is looking pretty good...!!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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darkness-before
GOLD Member since Apr 2007

darkness-before

Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors
Location: The sea, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:One snorkle mask
A roast dinner cooked by me with meat of your chioce
Iraq currency circa 2003 mixed denominations
14 hat pins
3 hats
a year of back rubs
a half eaten pot of nivea
an a very small remote contol car


Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.

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Brieve
BRONZE Member since Jun 2007

newbie
Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL, USA

Total posts: 15
Posted:A ice cream sandwich
a tub of ben and jerry;s (I have 6 different times so your choice)
A set of 3 Whiteboard Markers
1/2 gallon of premixed Green Fire Fuel
a surf board
As many trips to the beach as you want.
and a zippo that needs fuel.


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AmaraO
SILVER Member since Jan 2008

AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., A...

Total posts: 67
Posted:My turn?

AmaraO. Is is what I is. Make an offer. :-)


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.

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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:I offer you AmaraO

1 Contact Juggling Ball smile


Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I see your 1 Contact Juggling Ball and raise you....

3 jingly jangly bellydancing belts, one of which has teeny tiny cows instead of coins biggrin


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AmaraO
SILVER Member since Jan 2008

AmaraO

Member
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., A...

Total posts: 67
Posted:oooohhh.......teeny tiny cows you say?

Thats tempting...but its early days yet...


You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Hmm... why not.
Hopefully I can get bought by someone in a warmer climate than this one biggrin

Comes with rather long hair, bad dress sense and patronising disposition. Can make origami paper birds without looking, other than that, suitable for decorative purposes only.

Reasonable condition, does not come in original packaging.
Can be sold internationally, but may be subject to quarantine laws.

Okay.. so.. any offers?


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:I'll offer you:

Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:i agree with you hamamelis a warmer climiate would be ace!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:Confused about who actually is on auction: AmaraO, hamamelis or shocked prawn, I'm blindly bidding for the lot (as not to appear 'desperate' wink ):

15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, Poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs

hmm, I might appear as an impatient bidder, but that's in the face of a present convention to be attended wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Do you hear that?




That's the sound of FireTom acquiring a harem! ubblol


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ACT
SILVER Member since Nov 2007

ACT

enthusiast
Location: I am in a world you do not wan...

Total posts: 318
Posted:FireTom you can bid that Cannon EOS 1 for me. LOL I speak cameras.... BTW why is it barely used and would you like to sell it????

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Hey!
Once a bid has been made, you can't withdraw it, or this would just decend into a farce!
biggrin
Um, I'm not sure how well one hammock would split between 3 people, unless the other 2 are really really small..

Do we get guarded by eunuchs? Otherwise it's not a *proper* harem..


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:i didnt realise i was up for auciton... but i am drawn to the idea of wooden legs ubblol

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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FireTom


Stargazer


Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubbangel There is a islamic rule that one can't have more women as he can take care of... well... wink

ACT: so you're putting for self on auction too? weee bounce The Canon is in storage since I got tired of dragging 12kgs of camera backpack, along with 8kgs of firetoys and noticed that by taking pictures, I'm almost detached from the action, just peeking through the viewfinder. All this to find out a month later that the rolls got damaged by heat, or double exposed, or else. Plus the chemicals involved in the development process... YAY for digital and I'll aim for a 40D a.s.a. I regain my passion for taking pictures. But I'd never 'sell' my camera, only sacrifice it for my partner and her passion...

But Hamamelis I'd never withdraw my bid biggrin and it's a BIG hammock for 5ppl, so three would fit comfortably wink

Robyn, I like it more from flesh and bones wink But you can have as many woodlegs as you like smile

Eunuchs? We could talk about that, even though I would (if you like) prefer you to guard yourself, so I'll add at least

1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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