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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:For DA, i'll bid:

an empty pine and orange fruit drink carton.
A couple of opened envelopes
A glass
Half a tin of tobacco
some earplugs (disposable, green and yellow)
An original Intellimouse explorer (optical, 5 buttons)
a roll of paper towel
you can look at my pretty fractal calendar (mmm...fractals)
a microphone
some massive 1.5v batteries
a pair of thongs (aust size 11)
a hills hoist clothesline
some sunlight, to be viewed or disposed of at your choice.
some rca leads
a box of scots tablet (if you've not tried it, i sugest you do one day, it's awesome)
a set of headlight protectors off my car
aaand... a lotta hugs.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ok so i got................


some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking peope.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat


i'll add.........

a billy goats gruff
a box of asorted toe nail clippings
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses

biggrin


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:awww wow i feel loved (that wasn't sarcasum)

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

All my nose secrets! All of 'em. Including the dark mystery art of sealing your nostrils.

Eh eh eh?

An offer you can't refuse, dontcha think? wink



CrikeY! thats a serious offer. It's also slightly better than someone *cough*rozi*cough* saying she'll let me hang out with her while she wears a hat....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:I'll add to mine:

A glass of white wine (with wine in it)
some gas and/or electricity provider pamphlets
a white pages (australias phone directory)
photos taken and edited to look awesome
a nokia phone charger
a 12cm (4") computer fan
a pair of headphones
a freddo frog wrapper
a little RJ12 to RJ12 twin pair cable
a 007 mouse pad
some cardboard boxes
a lot more hugs
some ice
pancakes on demand
a non winning lotto ticket
some water
did i mention more hugs?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:yea u did

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:cool. did i win yet?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:depends if rave can bring anything back or if anyone can

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ok so far i have.............


some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking peope.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted toe nail clippings
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses

i'll add.................

half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of pixie sticks
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)


<i'll add more when i can think of more to add>


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:to mine, the following will be added:

a 48cm oscillating pedestal fan
free spell checking/grammatical corrections on your posts
the satisfaction of knowing that nothing actually really exists, so grammar dont matter
a hat, with whyalla news written on it
a few small scraps of paper
some speaker mesh
half a dozen speakers
the weird bug living in my backyard
fresh, home grown tomatoes
you can come for a drive in my car
a lot of pretty sunsets
a few more hugs, just for the heck of it


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)

a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the dealubblol)
a silver space blanket
an angels tear
any mythical beast of your choice ( i suggest cerburus he's a 3 headed doggy)
25 lemmings
some kite surfing lessons
a baby seal (stuffed)
some turkish people repellant
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
some new boxing gloves
a speed ball
and a hairy chinchilla

biggrin


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:a box of assorted toe nail clippings, what am i going to do with that? (though i do need some more stripey socks hint hint)

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:well, you can also have:

5 pairs of stripey socks, 2 of which will be for spinning
a staff if you dont spin poi much
some cabe ties (black plastic thingamys)
a jar of moonlight
hours of kiteflying
a bag woven from unicorn's tail hair (naturally fallen, not plucked or cut)
a matching cool hat
some blue light
a couple of UV flouros (mmm...UV...)
the ability to withstand australian summers tongue
an old lexmark toner cartrige box
a random plastic bag, with some fuel guage parts in it


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Asena
GOLD Member since Aug 2005

Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire

Total posts: 3224
Posted:Written by: ravehead

and a hairy chinchilla




What? Your offering her Brit-Joe? ubblol


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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:this is my final bid...........

some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking peope.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted toe nail clippings
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses
half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of pixie sticks
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)
a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the deal)
a silver space blanket
an angels tear
any mythical beast of your choice ( i suggest cerburus he's a 3 headed doggy)
25 lemmings
some kite surfing lessons
a baby seal (stuffed)
some turkish people repellant
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
some new boxing gloves
a speed ball
and a hairy chinchilla (called charlie)


how can you not want my stunt cabbage and charlie the chinchilla?


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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:For DA I'll bid....

Just Me biggrin


Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:oOoOoOoOo guys that tough, pen, all the stuff rave has offered or mig's offer. that is tough, you may have to do more biding guys (or other people may come in and bid and win hint hint petri!)

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:the ability to with stand summers......... if only

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Fyre
BRONZE Member since Oct 2005

Fyre

enthusiast
Location: Finland

Total posts: 315
Posted:Okay, let`s see what i have...

I have:

-mp3 player!!

-my old jugglin balls (since i got new balls todaybounce2 bounce)

and i know this is the winning bet: -Fluffy handcuffs and me on the side wink

EDITED_BY: Fyre (1138047061)


If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:wow this is really hard, im being pulled 3 ways

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i fully withdraw all my bids

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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:WHAT!!!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Pen Draven


Pen Draven

Unofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 1363
Posted:Thats a very sudden collapse of your bid rave :O

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:indeed...

Maybe he's trying to collapse the market interest?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Bids are getting fancy though. I remember when you bought me on hugs!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:i am opposed to people putting a price on hugs, as i feel this detracts from their true and unique value.


this is my protest.


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Devilsarmy
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 2984
Posted:Right guys after much thought I'm being sold to *drum role* Mig, i need some hugs and able to with stand australian summers

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1909
Posted:been dormant a while, but it appears Flynt is still up for auction so i bid:
2 large tubs of bees wax (apparantly best for dreadlocks)
a selection of jewlery for piercings (its mostly for nipples though, dunno if they any good)
4 hug's
and a small hairdryer to melt said bees wax wink


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:It has come to my attention that a certain HoPper would like to be put under the hammer, not literally though. Most people would know her as Jo. But too me she is Mistress Jojo. wink



She smiles, and frequently gives out hugs, hug She entertains, and with Jo comes her faithful companion Molly Dog thrown in with extra. Jo is exceptionally beautiful Lads, so if I were you I would push out a bit more with this auction. wink



So let's open the bidding for Jo_Rhymes And see what happens.



Good Luck biggrin

EDITED_BY: Just Another Clown (1140209957)


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:ooooooooooo i'll open the bidding for jo with...........



some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking people.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted things
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses
half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of rainbow sherbert
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)
a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the deal)
a silver space blanket
an angels tear
any mythical beast of your choice ( i suggest cerburus he's a 3 headed doggy)
25 lemmings
some kite surfing lessons
a baby seal (stuffed)
some nasty people repellant
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
world peace
a special something
a hairy chinchilla (called charlie)
some bones and chew toys for molly dog
a diamond encrusted collar for molly
AND.............. the crazy frogs head on a sharpened stick

biggrin


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