Forums > Introductions > I'm painting the town REd
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Location: Melbourne
My utmost advanced apologies for the dual intro thread (for those of you that noticed) but alas and weeee I finally dragged my proper account out of my memory storage box and this is it. I mark this occasion of somewhat sorted out confusion with random text ; ) I'm all about painting the town REd, one stencil at a time.
I'm all about collecting quotes and running about town in random costumes for no real specific reason.
I'm all about playing music, if only my hands could express the universal smell of rain on pavement.
I'm all about ranting about just about everything just about anytime.(i swear that made sense in my head the first time
....ok, and the second time too) I'm all about playing speed chess with shot glasses and entertaining myself with Good Idea vs Bad Idea scenarios.
I'm all about mismatched argyle socks and hideously wide wallpaper neckties and travelling the world, one couch at a time.
I'm all about drinking tea with milk and honey out of fancy glasses.
I am often convinced that all the profound moments in my life were meant to be outtakes,
and am quite certain that given the opportunity,
I wouldn't change a thing.
All sorts of exciting, that's me.
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
yes again, and throw in goodnight john one more time, just for those that didn't hear it.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
noooooo please no.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Well Flynt, you either have to get use to telling stories or STOP telling them. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia
don't go giving her ideas, she's already got plenty of her own.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*giggle* I know and they make the greatest stories.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia
hello dears! (goodnight john-ness)
just thought id pop in and say hi!
Nutella Brigade Unite!
"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge
Owned By Steaks
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
has anyone seen my toenail clippers? I thought i'd left them in this thread..
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
eeewwww Bender!!!! Does that mean you've been clipping them here?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
21 posts
Location: ??hmmm find me??
Books on the floor, jam on the roof.
I am really quite smart, though I seem like a goof.
On paper and disk I seem like a myth or a ghost.
But look deeper to find the author of this post.
My name is irrelevant, but just wait and see.
What you really need to note is my personality.
"Create your own reality"
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
Written by: bender™
has anyone seen my toenail clippers? I thought i'd left them in this thread..
Eww and Gross and stuff.
And to the reference of tonail clippings in my thread......?
Even MORE Ewwwww!
That's worse than some one wiping their eye drool on me.
EWWWWWWW!!!!!!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
Hmmm, so this whole having a front yard and stuff?
Its really cool, however I may now have to invest in curtains.....cause when i was getting ready for work the other morning, wow, i totally have neighbors and people drive by on the street all the time.....oops.
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
fading happily....
212 posts
Location: melbournia australia
*sets up camp in the wenchs front yard*
We walk light
Down the wires
Higher than weather baloons
Empty hearts on fire...
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Written by: The Fade
*sets up camp in the wenchs front yard*
ohhhh norty!!
'ello wench.
I hear you loads of fun to be around. I hope you are coming to ad-a-ma-laide so that I may have the happiness of meeting you!
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
TheFade : You'd better watch it buddy, just for that I may have to swap rooms with the Josh and give you both a little surprise. Heh.
Valura : I'm trying, chances are looking pretty slim at the moment though ... When are you coming to melbourne to play with us?!
Michael_Samuel : Oh MAAAAN! I totally know this one......ummmmmm. Ya! Rumpelstiltskin! Gotcha!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
fading happily....
212 posts
Location: melbournia australia
hey sweety
you and petey inspired me so i thought id give you this gift!!!!i went looking for some pics of polydactyl children just now and came up with very little. in fact i came up with nothing but a picture of a polydactyl cat. did you know that being polydactyl is such a dominant trait in cats that they even accept polydactyl cats into cat shows???
i also found out that Sir Winston Churchill was polydactyl. i went looking for a pic of his polydactylity but all i could find was this:
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i guess he got tired of people asking about his extra digit.
but then i found this guy!!! an extra toe on each foot AND an extra finger on one hand!!! how lucky can ya be!!!
polydactyl pictures coming up, consider yourself warned:
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evolution at its finest people!!!!!
hope you enjoyed those honey
oh im gonna get maimed so bad
We walk light
Down the wires
Higher than weather baloons
Empty hearts on fire...
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
wench is gona kill you.
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
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also found this
by the way, i shall have a new very cool card trick to show you this sunday. cant wait to see you.
*edited to make sense*
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
So, I walked into the kitchen, and I said to the wench "You are gonna kill Ant... I have one word for you..."
and she looked at me and said "Polydactyl?"
and when I said yes, she backed against the wall with a look of sheer horror on her face and she's just ran outside after seeing this, and I think she's throwing up on the neighbours cat. No seriously. Honest.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
So while ~I~ went looking for polydactyl pics to find the one that originally freaked me out about the whole thing to begin with, I came across a support message board for polydactyl people.
The first though that went through my head was "Wow, I bet they can type so much faster that we can"
Oh yes, and Anthony my Deer (goodnight john)? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU SOOOOO MANY TIMES!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
does there extra finger actually work or is it liek this usless bit of fake finger? i think i said this on sunday night but polydactyl reminds me of a dinosaur
hug me!
fading happily....
212 posts
Location: melbournia australia
*falls over in a fit of laughter*
We walk light
Down the wires
Higher than weather baloons
Empty hearts on fire...
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
Well, that's it kiddies.
I'm dying of the Black Plague.
I'm off like meat in the sun.
It's been a wild time.
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Have the flue Wench? Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
Not the flue, THE PLAGUE! Its nearly done though i think.
I've moved on to work exhaustion, weeee!
No rest for the wicked.
Note to self: When practicing contact staff with cowstick, do ~not~ catch the wicks with my face.....
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
MWHAA HAAA HAA note to self.
HAHAHAH
ok, i know i shouldnt laugh really......
*snigger*
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*inserts something about humping in the lane here*
hey *hugs*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Now really Wench. The Plague? Or is it just so bad that you feel like you have it.
for wellness. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
134 posts
Location: Melbourne
Written by: MiG
*inserts something about humping in the lane here*
hey *hugs*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I repeat.
HAHAHAHAH!
I Am NOt a ToASTeR!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
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It takes eight to ten minutes, not forever.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
old hand
1,186 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
oi wench where my addresses
i want work
you suck
and i move in with sexy hippie boy this sunday
oh and im looking for the man with 6 fingers
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
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