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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:ok ok I OFFICIALLY put myself up for auction!!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:so what would happen if i jumped the gun and said
"VIXEN YOU'RE MINE!"
before all your admirers could?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:haha then i guess ud be stuck with me! haha.... u didnt bid anything tho!?!? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:thats because i kidnapped you and ran away with you tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:ahhhhhhhh...... (Should i be scared) xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:i'll bid a full hot piece of toast, as long as you come across to australia :P.



and rouge, if i bid and win you, and you've stolen vixen, does that mean i get both of you?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:ummm.... whats on the toast? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:I'll up it to a peice of toast with nutella spread on it! (and you only have to come as far as germany)

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:Nutella and peanut butter??? xx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:hmmm... you push a hard bargain, but ok - which kind smooth or crunchy?

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Frulein


Frulein

Fireotographer on Hiatus
Location: Cork, Ireland

Total posts: 284
Posted:Mmmh.... yummm..... ubblol

"I see," said the blind man.

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:crunchy.... and cut into squares!?!?!? xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:ooh, and a jar of either vegimite, promite, or marmite (if i can get it). or maybe even a loaf of bread and you can use the toaster smile

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:ummmm..... marmite..... yuuuummmm!!!

Does this mean im sold? xxx


tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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duballstar
SILVER Member since Sep 2003

duballstar

slack rating - 9.5
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Ki...

Total posts: 2216
Posted:what if i offer a pair of marmite flavoured poi? umm

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett

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vanize
SILVER Member since Aug 2001

vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas, USA

Total posts: 3899
Posted:marmite... uhg, I'm out now matter how cute Vixen is! can't handle marmite breath!

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:mmmmm im not sure xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:she will be mine! i bid a packet of skittles, a home made banana youghurt and honey milkshake(and vixon i dont have a recipe, i throw it all in but daaaamn is it good), a Ben E King album, AND a peice of marmite on toast. i think i win
cool clap ubbrollsmile


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Vixen
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

Vixen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United ...

Total posts: 3276
Posted:haha thats alot of stuff...... what do u want me for??? I cant even iron!! xxx

tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:MiG, did you or Puk win me in the end?
and if you win me, because i won you, are our bids cancelled and we just run away together into the sunset with Vixen concealed in my bag?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:umm, yeah, that works. i hope.



I gotta up my bid now. ummmm, what about... a free lift in to firespinning every friday that i can be bothered going to, lessons on how not to dance, eternal slaver- well, maybe not that, lots of internet access, ducted reverse cycle heating aaaand rougie will be here too, which just has to win you over biggrin



and dont worry, vixen. im sure we can teach each other how to iron. there has to be something on the internet about how to do it smile


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Gidg
BRONZE Member since Apr 2003

Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA

Total posts: 8506
Posted:Iron? Who needs to learn how to iron? Isn't that right Skully? wink

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:Yeah Mig won cause of the fact you won him.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:mmmm skittles mmmm that would win for me all by themself i looooooove skittles :luv: ubblol

What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:You might have to learn Gidg.... MWhahahahahahaha... um I mean... Yes Gidg you are right as we BOTH have ironing sex slaves who needs to learn to press things? *looks as innocent as she can* Only maybe oneday we might need to learn........ say if...... well.......if one of the ironing sex slaves went *stifles a giggle and covers it with a cough* missing. biggrin

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Mugetsu


Mugetsu

member
Location: Calgary

Total posts: 74
Posted:I bid a half eaten piece of toast on Rosmerta.

Is it hot in here, or was I just engulfed in flames?

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:fire bunny, does it have to be skittles, in the plural sense, or can i win by bidding a skittle?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:hmmm.... if you want to make it maybe -2- skittles... but well i supos it depents on if anyone else is biding skittles coz your have to out bid em...

but being greeding the more the better to wo me! i love skittles hehe


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 15414
Posted:*laughs at your puny bartering skills*

Beisdes...who gets to have the final say in the bidding?

Surely it would be who is being bided on.


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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:i bid 3 packs of skittles and a half eaten ham sandwich

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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