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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
*bounces up and down like a
* does that mean i win?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
I put the lovely Sir_sheep up for Auction.
22years young, gorgeous,
Non-Https Image Link
So who will start the bidding on the lovely Sir Sheep?
Reserve is 2 bars of Vegan chocolate and some vegan marshmallows.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: ado-p
Tao
just found out you were a bloke
sorry bro
i'll still buy you though. got any gardening skills?
she's got one of my paintings on her wall. I reckon that makes her more valuable
Meh
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i would bid, but i lack the random stuff to bid with
can i just have the PVC top in the background?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i bid the other half of my flatscreen plasma montior on the Miss pigeon
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
ooo pidjin's up
one daywalker sword
one pair polished auminium/black lens oakley XX's
15 black forest flapjacks
one faithless ticket
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
ummm...
I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.
phew... that shud hold 4 a while...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
i'll see your plasma ball/lava lamp and pogz
raise you sword/oakleys/faithless/flapjacks
full body massages on-demand
someone's cat
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
competition eh? c'mon then!
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog
ummm...
I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.
phew... that shud hold 4 a while...
that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood
hmm... i hope that holds...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i offer semi-permanent ownership...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
Written by: ado-p
only if we can bid on you tao star
your hot property
ok, a deal...you can bid on me....but if you win, i get to be the boss ok?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
*mooches for things to throw in*
Futurama series 1,2,3,4 dvd
24 series 1,2,3 dvd
half-bottle of jägermeister
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
oh hang on...who decides who wins?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i think i'll bid a night with a roll of gaffer tape and massage oil designed for back massages on the cute Miss Tao
and if that doesn't win i don't know what will...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
the person up for auction decides
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
whoever we're bidding for decides methinks
*points out that he still has clare in his swag bag after swiping her from male auction thread*
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: Havokist
i offer semi-permanent ownership...
>_< that will be nuffink short of confusing. ull be making confussled noised at everythink if u win.
not that u will win, with lack of random crap... *sniggers at tiny bid*
God, that is sooooo gittish isnt it? I sound like one of the rich kids from my school. *shudders* Written by: ME
ummm...
I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.
phew... that shud hold 4 a while...
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that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood
that plus
Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time
stick that in ur blunt and smoke it! (god bless Dr. Evil
) The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
hey cool!
*puts on concentrating face*
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
arg he played the manga card
hmm big guns eh
unlimited oral s
xfinal fantasy 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,10-2, spirits
akira
ichi the killer
hellsing
urotsukedoji 1,2,3
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol
waoh! who was that for????? that sounds like my kind of bidding.....
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i think they're bidding on one Pigeon_Wigeon
i think..
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
wha? can u do that? can u offer sex on this thread? Is that cheatong? Is that prostitution?
ummm.. damn, u preety much own all the ff games...
fine...
Written by: ME
ummm...
I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.
phew... that shud hold 4 a while...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood
that plus
Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time
stick that in ur blunt and smoke it! (god bless Dr. Evil
) that plus my areotech staff (oh yes.. now we're talking big stuff)
areotech poi
my beloved firestaff
tutorship in staff if needed (not a very good teacher tho..)
will punch my brother, who is sitting next to me
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
one daywalker sword
one pair polished auminium/black lens oakley XX's
15 black forest flapjacks
one faithless ticket
full body massages on-demand
someone's cat
unlimited oral s
xfinal fantasy 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,10-2, spirits
akira
ichi the killer
hellsing
urotsukedoji 1,2,3
plasma ball
blacklight
mirrorball
plenty big lightning poster (all shiny with the blacklight - much oooh)
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
Written by: ME
ummm...
I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.
phew... that shud hold 4 a while...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood
that plus
Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time
stick that in ur blunt and smoke it! (god bless Dr. Evil
) that plus my areotech staff (oh yes.. now we're talking big stuff)
areotech poi
my beloved firestaff
tutorship in staff if needed (not a very good teacher tho..)
will punch my brother, who is sitting next to me
that plus
my drapes (one cannabis one and one yin yang one)
my seriously rare saltrock display board (u wont get them anywhere else)
free surf lessons
my skim board
*looks at his list. Looks at snipers*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
meh... *gives up trying*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
maybe im taking this a bit 2 seriously...
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Written by: MiG
And, for the equally loverly roarfire:
a red cat 5 patch lead
some chunky tomato and onion pasta
a 30ml spirit pourer
a funky blue gel mousepad
an empty envelope
most of a pack of chewing gum
some post-its
an empty can of 3.2 kg beetroot (awesome kero dipping tin)
the key to my old car
I'm thinking that you're going to win maybe
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
is that the winning bid?
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
I have no idea
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*wanders in* hows it all going, guys?
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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