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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


pozeeBRONZE Member
old hand
887 posts
Location: san diego, USA


Posted:
rediculously flexing at computer. uh... no boss everything is just fine...

anyone got a light?


Bram....member
1,551 posts
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess


Posted:
make that soy curds. land in souf america be part of columbia. drug harvesting lands positive. but don't raid my poppie fields or cash crops

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
3 jars of Nutella, the COL series 2 bottles of expencive type wine for Flynt

if Cassandra, Nyx, Rozi and Dibs ever show up I got dibs on em so back off, dun make me go to work and get my "toys"

[ 25 September 2002, 15:15: Message edited by: Raymund Phule ]

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
urm *blush*

six foot tall, green eyes, brown hair, highly uncoordinated, curvy fun loving Flynt up for auction. Has zany sense of humour, one day hopes to own a pair of Rollerskates.... (owns handcuffs...)

wet elbow... KINKY!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


pozeeBRONZE Member
old hand
887 posts
Location: san diego, USA


Posted:
mine are bigger ray... maybe we should collaborate a small arsenal on this one...

oooh and ms. flynt is on the block...

lets see what i have in my bag o'goodies...

anyone got a light?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Pozee, mine are more mobile. I dont need a team of people to set up my toys. Flynt is mine, check it out me bid twice on her already. Then again we could always share depending on who you got ahold of

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Hey Kurobei, have PM'd this to you, but you weren't around so I went ahead without you.

I guess I couldn't get away with not putting myself forward:

Shortish, curvey red head with blue/grey eyes. Has been known to wink at cute boys. Has a tattoo if you know where to find it...

Works in call centre & has just discovered that the male sales reps that call in have been saying "have you spoken to the one with the sexy voice, yet?" about her (important point to note, call centre is in a brewery )

Intelligent, caring, evil sense of humour, looks great in vinyl, & in funky denim jackets. Also looks pretty good out of them. Has been known to play with fire.

[ 25 September 2002, 16:01: Message edited by: Rozi ]

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
oh dear.....

shakes head, and goes back to being shy, instead of rediculously outspoken....

can i bid on Rozi? hehehehe!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Ohh

100 jars of nutella, 30 gallons of fuel and 30 bottles of the worlds best wine!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Hey, there is nothing to say you can't bid, Flynt!!! However you are going to have to beat Ray, & he has put in a good bid there

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
actually, hate to be pedantic, but he just put dibs on for you honey...

so im going to bid:

Two jars of fluff
Sparx's belly button lint collection
A bonzai Tree
Two bottles of Cab Sav
a Bottle of Evian
Three goodmorning hugz
Two goodnight Cuddlz
One bedtime story

Its the bedtime story thats the clincher.... `

Currently on the right side up of the world.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
oooo, is Sparx one of the rare people who has belly button lint other than blue in colour?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
indeed! and sometimes green!

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
i bid for Flynt (* hope you don't mind, boss? *)

[anyone confused , see The Official Male HoP Auction! page 3]

1 BamBam (caught her sneakin away out of the Auction pen, trying to be quiet, & lookin all. . .well, i can't say. . .she tried to persuade me. . .but we're all done with that now. . .tho it breaks my heart, i think, no matter what she sez she thinks i'm kinda cute. . .or a helluva package. . .or groovy. . .)

2 Doms (Perignon, Dom fire spinner, Riz the S&M top, whatever kinda Dom you like. . .even a Portuguese lord or priest, i'll get to fill ya bill)

3 fire light-shows with my next (Gamma version) fire glowstix soon's I build them after mysterious disappearance of the Betas -- & i give GOOD lightshows, just keep ya eyes open, you'll never be the same again! and maybe i'll do it. . .rawly clad, for extra cash stash value, just think of the tips you're saving, getting a private fire dance from ME, top that, anyone!

& hey, you there in the arena balcony, pozee's aren't bigger than everyone's. . .

[ 25 September 2002, 16:52: Message edited by: FireMike ]

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hehe i like being called boss... *blush*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
I'd like to bid 3 flaming monkeys, an emu's heart, OZ of brown buds (sorry, its all we got here in the desert) and 10 gallons of kero on pele.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
*Growls at all who are trying to get between Ray and his ladies!!*

For Rozi;
1 candle lit dinner at a stuffy fake french place
200 jars of nutella
60 bottles of the finest wine (ladies choice of course)
Countless hours of spinning on the best beaches Austrailia has to offer
10 phone calls from Japan
and a week with yours truly late March of next year

For Flynt;
Countless hours of questions
Silk sheets
100 of Cassandras famous crepes
and enough Nutella to satisfy her every desire

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
mmmmmm crepes......
`

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Flynt how about we buy each other's freedom and run off together? I'm sure my gf won't mind too much...

My bid:
myself.

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
....with nutella on

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Kewl I bid:-

For BamBam: 700 jars of nutella, a big chocolate cake, a small skunkweed plantation, an island in the bahamas and Daves 15 camels.

For DFQ:- The moon on a stick, and the man in the moon in a jar.

For lolli:- Ferrero (Also known as Nutella Ltd) & an irresistably cutesy smile......
(Note on IRR-RES-IST-ABLY)
Plus a big axe in the head for anyone that outbids.

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Well, as this is my show, I'm gonna put a bit in:

For Rozi & Flynt:

100,000 barrels of Nutella
A fortnights holiday in the Med
A private limo for Flynt (as Rozi already has her own)
A lifetime's supply of loving hugs
A random present from Kurobei's magic bag
A limited edition of three flavour Nutella (only 200 in the world!!!)

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Sorry your not going to meet my bid for Rozi seen as how some of it is already comming true! Flynt on the other hand.

My new bid for Flynt

A lifetime getaway to her favorite place on earth:
Buleys Rock Holes in Litchfield Park, Northern Territory. They are a magnificent set of rock pools with fresh water cascading from one to the next, through a rainforest surrounded rock flats.... very beautiful. Spring water, very serene...

good luck beating that!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


DomBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,009 posts
Location: Bristol, UK


Posted:
Hang on! Has FireMike offered me up as a bid? Oh well, I suppose all I have to offer is myself!

CassandraFroggie ... Ribbit !!!
4,224 posts
Location: Back in Paris... for now !


Posted:
I’d offer
A zillion hugs and smiles
Thai chicken in coconut and mango sauce
Massages
Orange and purple wings

To spend one day with every lady on HOP playing, chatting , being silly and watcing ER with george Clooney in it

What do you think ?

"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Just how are you gonna to afford all this Ray?

I have Kurobei's magic bag to solve my problems!!!!lol

Besides, I can offer Kurobei into the bargain!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
*ad enters the room, looks at all the frantic bidders and wonders where she can become part of the action*

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm bidding on Ad here...

-Four huge trays of my home-made brownies.
-This book of 200 coupons each good for a foot massage at any time.
-My own home-made crepes with your choice of filling (I recommend nutella, but strawberries and bananas are also quite nice)
-Endless hours of spinning on the beach (per Ray).
-A week of home-cooked candlelight dinners prepared by yours truly (and yes, I am a very good cook).
-Back rubs whenever you wish...with or without oil.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
ha, Ray's new bid on Flynt good, but his credit's in question!

my bid still beats out the rest, while his is in dispute, and Dom's inclusion in the payment has just been confirmed, you all saw it!

master sodium's bid for Kali, tho, that's strong. i love my goddess, but she's fickle, she'll burn him to a crisp, i'll get her on the rebound (* heh heh * certain knowledge is soooooo delicious * sodium oxide puffs out in the wind, out of the mushroom breath of her erupting flame, spat out her throat like last week's illness * sure she'll admit it was good while it lasted *)

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


master sodiummember
536 posts
Location: carson city, nevada


Posted:
rozi what?!?! I want pele, not rozi. PELE! although if I could get both I'd throw in a partially decomposed alien head in a jar (with formaldehyde so its not decomposing any longer), and any vehicle you want from the car lot I work at.

you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.


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