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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:What ever would we do without it? It keeps our bums smelling lovely and clean.

Let us take a moment to sit and reflect on the wonder that is TP.

Or mabey sparkey just needs to go to bed.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:yup it is very eww. lol. although its with my experiance with men that they tend to forget what they were doing when they get excited.....

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:ubblol

Love is the law.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:This thread was never ment to have a second page....

The fact that it has one makes me want to give the lot of you a great big hug!

grouphug


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ok, but wash your hands first, you sick b*astard! ubblol

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pricklyleaf
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

pricklyleaf

with added berries
Location: Manchester

Total posts: 1365
Posted:lolsign

That is one of the few times I've seen a thread that made me LOL, and thanks for the poopie link - brilliant!


Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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stroo
SILVER Member since Feb 2003

stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk

Total posts: 799
Posted:Written by: Doc Lightning

Ok, but wash your hands first, you sick b*astard! ubblol



teehee! in africa they used to use tree bark in the place of paper...that much chafe ubblol


Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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Adya Miriyana
GOLD Member since Feb 2005

Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 6554
Posted:ubblol Lightning!

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:With 3 woman and 2 guys at my house in darwin, we went thru like a roll every two days. Living by myself i go thru like a roll a month.

Do we sleep when we die?

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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:I feel like chipping in here on behalf of my mother, who would say...

"Toilet paper! We didn't have toilet paper when I was young, or toilets. We had to do our business in the fields with the insects, and we wiped our backsides with newspaper..."


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Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:Written by: The Tea Fairy

I feel like chipping in here on behalf of my mother, who would say...

"Toilet paper! We didn't have toilet paper when I was young, or toilets. We had to do our business in the fields with the insects, and we wiped our backsides with newspaper..."



or the school loo paper thats actually tracing paper that doesn't clean just smears. although great if you at school and wanting something to roll up with.


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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:The best thing I ever heard my best friend's mom say was about TP. Something like:

'Whatever you do, no matter how poor you get, NEVER buy ANYTHING less than 2-ply!'

For us girls, it matters!

Hmm, TP... I learned at an early age it's importance. It's all nice and dandy when we're at home with a flushable porcelan toilet with a ready supply of TP waiting to wipe you clean, but go in the woods for a few days, no flushies, no porcelan, and dear god, do NOT forget to pack the TP. That is, undoubtedly, one of the most important things to NOT forget when camping. In my pack, there is a permanent spot for my TP. It stays in a plastic bag (not to keep fresh, but just incase I'm in a canoe, and it flips over - happened before...) at the bottom, when no one else has donated some TP. At some places, it's a requirement to bring your own roll, so it's normal to see people wandering around with a roll in hand.

At camp, we worship TP. When we get home, we worship the porcelan God.

Oh memories...

~ Bobo


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fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Ginger Tramp
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

newbie
Location: Taipei, Taiwan

Total posts: 3
Posted:this is my first post on HOP and it really doesn't surprise me i'm writing about toilet paper- or more to the point - poo seems to have arisen quite substantially. I, in actual fact have been rather startled recently as I've been eating this algae stuff that cures absolutely anything apparently and have been blessed with fern green poo's. ......... fascinating
fold or scrunch- I just pray that I have some normally (also living in a country that doesn't supply it in public conveniences)


We must be the change we want to see in the world - Gandhi

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Are you serious? Taiwan runs as BYOTP? How uncivilized!

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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kiteman


Flying high!
Location: At the beach.

Total posts: 245
Posted:If there's such a thing as the perfect poop, it's got to be the one that requires no wiping, and slipps through the U bend and flushes itself.


ubblove ubblove


If everything seems under control, your not going fast enough!

It's not the size of the wave, it's the length of the ride!

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Yell fire!
SILVER Member since May 2003

member
Location: London

Total posts: 151
Posted:Indians (and most other Asians) don't use toilet paper because they consider wiping ones ass with paper to be dirty. They wash with water instead. Those of you who've travelled around Thailand will have noticed the little showers next to most toilets...

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polarity
SILVER Member since May 2005

polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet

Total posts: 1228
Posted:In Japan you won't find TP anywhere while out, as they consider it unhygenic for everyone to use the same roll. Instead people advertise on packs of tissues that are handed out on the street, They also hand out other useful things like fans, instead of having annoying %&@!*'s with clipboards like here.

It's a country where you wear a face mask if you have a cold (not because everyone's scared of SARS) and it's rude to blow your nose in public, so sniffing loudly is perfectly acceptable.

Toilets there have buttons to wash and blow dry, although if you can't read Japanese it's not recommended to try them unless you want nasty surprises eek


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:My old housemate, after he refused to buy toilet paper for the house, reverted to using kitchen roll.

smile

That would be like sandpaper no?


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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:perhaps he needed the extra thirst pockets

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:GothFrogette has a sick mind! (Which is why I wubbs her...)

-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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DragonFury
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Draco Iracundia
Location: Adelaide

Total posts: 784
Posted:The only thing i dont like about camping is digging the toilet. Places were i go it has to be at least half a meter deep, and in the middle of the dry season, getting a hole 5 cm deep takes forever. The dry clay is soooo hard.

Do we sleep when we die?

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:i wubb you too. and i just say it how i see it, and its so true its gross.
i'm not even going to go into what some girls use a rolled up bit of loo role for either, and yes including the tracing paper eek


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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:One thing that's nice about being gay is that I never have to deal with female plumbing...

Female plumbing is... messy.


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:ubblol so very very true. unfortuently i kinda had no choice. yeay for dangly bits ubblol biggrin

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:boys are fancy on the outside; girls are fancy on the inside.

I learned that in medical school. biggrin


-Mike )'(
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"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:hehehe i am not going to write what i was going to as its rather rude, but it was funny and made me giggle biggrin

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bing!
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

bing!

i beat my inner child
Location: manchester UK

Total posts: 184
Posted:Written by: GothFrogette

hehehe i am not going to write what i was going to as its rather rude, but it was funny and made me giggle biggrin


you cant say that then not tell us


--the spark what lit the flame which started the fire that burned forever--

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:biggrin

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:C'mon, please, please, PLEASE??? Pretty please with nutella on top?

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:keeping in the contect of this topic eek ewwwwww ubblol

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Ok, Marmite, then? sunny

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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