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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:What ever would we do without it? It keeps our bums smelling lovely and clean.

Let us take a moment to sit and reflect on the wonder that is TP.

Or mabey sparkey just needs to go to bed.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Or to the baffroom...

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:actually, toilet paper doesnt help with the smell... it just wipes away the stuff that may smell.
looking at the title, i thought this was going to be another one of those 'scrunch or fold' debates.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:spank

Bad lightning! You're not eating your vegetables!

.:colapses in tears:.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Hmmm...I don't seem to recall a scrunch or fold debate on HOP.



I'm a hybrid... I fold and then scrunch.



Oh, and Sparkey, *wiping Sparkey's tears* I'm a vegetarian! I had a veggie stir-fry with a p-nutttt/ginnngerrr sauce tonight.



Veggies make toilet time poop-a-licious! biggrin


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Bumfro
Bumfro

Its a bum with an afro...
Location: Newcastle NSW
Member Since: 11th Apr 2005
Total posts: 223
Posted:AHAHAH!!!
Wow Doc, im also vegetarian.... but i cant say i enjoy toilet time as much as you seem to.
Dont get me wrong though! I do look forward to a good dump, but i wouldn't say it is..eh hem
"poop -a-licious"

Has anyone else ever experineced the "dissapearing poop"??
The one where you drop a good one, but when you look its gone!!!


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_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:oh dear god
men!

ubblol


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Medusa
Medusa

veteran
Location: 8 days at Cloudbreak, 6 in Per...
Member Since: 25th Nov 2003
Total posts: 1433
Posted:Oh you think this is bad you should have spoken to my ex....he was rapt in what came out of his butt....strange....

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:he wrapped himself in buttal excretia? that is strange :P

A mate of mine and i nearly wrote a book (while drunk) about everything you need to know, but was to scared to ask about going to take a dump. but then we sobered, and couldnt be bothered.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:you really appreciate toilet paper in a country where you have to carry a packet of tissues around with you at all times because even in a cafe or the national theatre - if there is toilet paper provided, you are lucky!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear
Member Since: 9th Mar 2004
Total posts: 4693
Posted:australia, the lucky country............. wink

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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Gnor
Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth
Member Since: 31st Mar 2003
Total posts: 5814
Posted:Toilet paper can make a good present. When we have lots of people over we seem to go through stupid amounts of paper. Like do people save their dumps for our house. Is it Like when you take your dog for a walk so it does it on someone elses verge (I dont do this, I dont have a dog)
So when we go to friends houses who have lots of people over all the time a 9 pack of sorbent is always appreciated and 2L of milk.


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Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

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Hairy Tait
Hairy Tait

member
Location: Back in the Future
Member Since: 24th Aug 2004
Total posts: 109
Posted:I've been travelling in India for the last 3 months......
Toilet Paper is readily available....yet Indians Choose not to use it....

I did....


It's a very interesting story, Future Boy....!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:umm

really, the best way to escribe this thread is umm

that is all biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Gherkin
Gherkin

Inventor

Member Since: 6th Apr 2005
Total posts: 117
Posted:Toilet paper definately suppresses butt smells... If you get some toilet paper and rub it around in your hands, they smell... different.

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:i wont ask how/why you know that.... ubblol

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:
Non-Https Image Link
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Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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JauntyJames
JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
Member Since: 22nd Dec 2004
Total posts: 3533
Posted:That's... a very odd kind of tiolet paper.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:correction: that is brilliant loo paper biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sethis
Sethis

Pooh-Bah
Location: York University
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1762
Posted:Leaving the interesting graphics aside, WHY DOES IT COME IN A CAN??? What?? A Can!!

What kind of country doesn't let you take a dump without a tin-opener being readily available???

(I'm a folder, myself)

*Realises that he's just posted on the internet how he uses toilet paper*

*Runs off into the far distance screaming*


After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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Parafinfairy
Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 5th Sep 2003
Total posts: 845
Posted:Written by: Gnorc

Like do people save their dumps for our house. Is it Like when you take your dog for a walk so it does it on someone elses verge (I dont do this, I dont have a dog)




ubblol ubblol I hope that wasn't aimed at us in particular!! Just be glad that Ben and I wern't doing our detox at your house...


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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ado-p
ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland
Member Since: 13th May 2004
Total posts: 3882
Posted:i have a flatmate that seems to go through about four a week.



and shes tiny!!!



confused


Love is the law.

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Vegetarians poop a lot.

As one of my gastroenterology attendings once said: "there is nothing as underrated as a good bowel movement."

It's true. We all give thanks before eating, but if the hole at the other end is stopped up, bad stuff happens!

Oh, and Bumfro, yeah disappearing poops are mysterious. My least favorite is the "painful poop" where you could swear it came out sideways! eek


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Kinds of Poopies (http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/kindsofpoopies.html)

Right... it had to be done.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:The funniest thing about that whole page Lightning is they insist on calling them Poopies! ubblol

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:That's what we call it in Pediatrics. Well, we call it "poop." The adult docs are so sedate... they call it "stool."

-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:ubblol

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:Girls wipe more than boys

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Adya Miriyana
Adya Miriyana

*slou?
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 4th Feb 2005
Total posts: 6554
Posted:umm seconded.

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GothFrogette
GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 10th Oct 2004
Total posts: 3999
Posted:as for the can question its easy enough to undo, but helps with shipping.

the only thing that makes me go umm is an image of some one going to the loo, pulling a bit off ready to wipe and get that excited that they have found a new position to try, and runs off to give the misses a nice suprise while forgetting to wipe eek


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_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Written by: GothFrogette

the only thing that makes me go umm is an image of some one going to the loo, pulling a bit off ready to wipe and get that excited that they have found a new position to try, and runs off to give the misses a nice suprise while forgetting to wipe eek



i think i speak for all of us now when i say 'ew'


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