I smell like a foot (part II)

So guess what happened last night? Well, first of all, after work I went home to get showered and changed (best shower EVER!!) then headed back to Sucksbridge to meet some work mates. Did a few shots, drank some vodka and settled in, in the pub where we'd stay all night.

My mates girlfriend was coming on to me (and if it were a few years ago I would have said "okay then") but I kept saying nope. Baring in mind I was supposed to be staying at their gaff! But I was too busy trying to get to know her mate. I think we might have snogged, I can't remember but I DID drag her up on to the dance floor and embarrassed myself - which is always good. Drank more, "danced" more and then we left. We all went back to this guys house to collect our debris (jackets and stuff) and then my mate and his missus got in to a cab without me - leaving me stranded with three of his friends!?

We ended up going in to Sucksbridge for kebab and abuse. I went in to a phone box to call my work mates missus and when I came out, Boys 2 Men (not actually Boys 2 Men but a group of guys who thought they were) were hitting on the two girls. The other guy I was with, pretended to be with one of the gals and the other one came over stuck her arm around me (I didn't know what was going on at this point) but I scha-moovely slipped in to character and went along with it. The same thing happened when I went in to the NEXT phone box! ubbloco

So, me and this other guy walked the two girls home and carried on (for what seemed like days!) to find a cab firm. Then I saw a girl I knew so was talking to her when a fight broke out - me being me, jumped straight in (this guy had this bird by the neck!!!!) and I got in the middle and broke them up and really thought the guy was going to smash me up! But he didn't?! Anyway, I managed to diffuse the situation....Then I turn around and the strangers I'd been with were gone!! I was officially alone! And just to cap it off, I get caught in some random cross fire of punches as another fight kicks off. This time, I decide that I'm not a super hero, and jumped in to the first car that came along.

Anyway, get a text from my work mates missus with half the address - the cabbie drops me off and pulls away pretty sharpish leaving me stranded in Iver Heath and without any money, phone (I had no credit), jacket and plot! I decide to look for a phone! I walked for HOURS! (Well, an hour actually lol) and didn't find a phone! So, I found a spot where two houses met to form sort of a triangle AND that wasn't on grass, lay down and slept for an hour (until it got light) then I went and knocked on someone's door and begged them to let me use their phone to call a cab! £30!?!? Knocked!

I got to mine and realised "D'oh! I don't have my keys do I? Where are they? In my jacket! So I had to walk to my brothers house, get him up and ask if I could kip on his sofa (which was okay!) but then I got a phone call at 09:00 from my boss (I'm supposed to start work at 08:00) so Oops!

Still in the same clothes (again) and once again, smelling like a foot! This time, I had nothing to do with it!

ubbloco

All in all, I'd say I was a fu censored

ing liability!

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