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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:As additional incentive, if Rozi can't get Bram to comply, I can further devalue Bram by making "enhanced" Bram clones.

You know, ones that need a larger red oval on their BramPics?

I can further enhance their value by making them more docile and less rebellious...a perfect woman's pet...

A Bram 100, Bram 100E (enhanced), Bram 200, 200 XL, Bram2000, PowerBramG3...

Gimme my Adren@line back and I (probably) won't.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:hey wait, old man, (& don't you DARE be tired before private performance with my Boss & paramour Flynt, i'll . . . get Bram to bite your legs off with his bare, savage Scottish teeth, and they're f*ckn humongous from chewing sheep bones)

before ya go, i ain't gonna do that management helps itself to da winnings sheiss, please declare me, as Jade Lynx pointed out, overdue

WINNING BIDDER OF JADE LYNX & FLYNT TOGETHER for 27 unbelievable, incomparable orgasms

PLEASE

& lemme know when Flynt's ready for the 3some.

sorry to call ya names a lil, i'm hot-hearted about Flyntie ya know.

our enormous red satin circular bed (& everything * heh * heh * around it) awaits with impatient. . . uh, ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . impatience. . .

(obsession. gotta love it!)


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:Doc Mike,

er, your Bram clones, dude. . .

how are their Bram Family Jewels?

good as the original, or better?

( * )


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:Flynt may be your boss, but she is my property thus since I am her boss and she is your boss you are my employie. Therefore I must place this rule, male employies are no longer allowed to fratonise with higher ranking female employies!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:*links arms with Kurobei and strolls off*

FireMike, you have control of the Auctions. Kurobei and i are taking a Sabatical....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:Doh!! Ohh well, still got Rozi and Cass

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:ohhhh and btw. Call me a prude or whatever, but this fwirlygirly is not into threesomes. I like my lovin to be one on one......

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:Prude!!

You read too much into that dear


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:*sigh*

must you jump to conclusions about everything i say today Raymund??

I was answering FireMikes comment earlier. I hardly think it's likely i could have read anything MORE into that post...


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)
Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California
Member Since: 31st Dec 2001
Total posts: 2905
Posted:Ohh my bad, thought you were talking about something else

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:yeah Ray - not everything is about you, you know!



HoP Posting Guidelines
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
If you can answer YES to these 4 questions then you may post a reply.

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FireMikeZ
FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US
Member Since: 24th Jul 2002
Total posts: 1438
Posted:ok, Boss, one by one, & you'll have my FULL attention when you're ready for our time. . .

i'll take Kurobei & you too as affirming my judgment. . . Rozi is mine!

ok, first up, what we need is FINAL BID DATE & TIME for each Item (Female) put up for sale. same thing in the Male auction. i'll set up a schedule, then bid rounds can conclude & happy couples (ahem! & happy threesomes, too!) can enjoy the rewards of their wins. but while i'm doin that, I too shall be taking some time off, tho i'll continue to check a bit, while i get some fire website stuff finally finally done.

ya'll patrons continue this chaos until then, you're used to it. & whatever ya do, when i come back big with a BID CLOSE schedule, we'll do a round of real sales, with REAL winners & DELIVERY OF MERCHANDISE.

~ yo!


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:quote:Originally posted by Raymund Phule:
Flynt may be your boss, but she is my property thus since I am her boss and she is your boss you are my employie. Therefore I must place this rule, male employies are no longer allowed to fratonise with higher ranking female employies!This puts an awkward spin on things as I'm the owner of the Female auction house and therefore FireMikes boss as well as Flynt, Flynt is now with me and Flynt is also with you?
Unfortunately however, you cannot impose rules in my auction house but I'll consider your idea as it gives me one.

*draws Flynt into executive office suite and lock the door...*

One on one loving huh? Sounds good............


whats up with all the limitations?

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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:quote:Originally posted by SteelWngs:

If so...
For Pele:

One 35 year old bottle of cognac.( Pierre Ferrand)
A 4' long single tail whip, we know why you would like that don't we.
And one hand made clay goddess figurine.
And and 100 hand dipped candles.

SOLD!
Let's oil that whip, crack open the cognac and light those candles, cause Steel, for a bid like that I'll prove to you that you don't need to have a figurine present to cry out to the goddess!


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Now that's the serious kind of offer you don't see every day!!!

whats up with all the limitations?

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adren@line
member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 28th Mar 2002
Total posts: 249
Posted:*grabs gavel from Pele in impressive acrobatic leap from Brams grasp landing in front of MikeGinny, slams down gavel shouting SOLD, swoons into Mikeginnys arms and gets whisked away!*

dont forget the chocolate...


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Bram....
member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Member Since: 17th May 2002
Total posts: 1551
Posted:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... Well do I still get the leash and collar Rozi please. and the whip and the whipping cream and the partially warm yet to solidfy chocolate fun times, yes fun times. And I don't think you need to enhance me in clones because it is just the right size, and some woman like a rebellious man whore, because it turns their crank

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:quote:Originally posted by FireMike:
Doc Mike,

er, your Bram clones, dude. . .

how are their Bram Family Jewels?

good as the original, or better?

( * )Definately as good as the original. That would be our Bram Classic model. Would you like to order a custom enhanced model (one of the PowerBram series) for personal use?

We do take discreet orders. Your credit card will be billed by "Gentech Intl." and your personal enhanced PowerBramG4 will arrive in a non-descript brown box.

Oh, you wanted one for the auction?


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Never mind! Due to the successful resolution of Gentech Intl. with a rival corporation, we will no longer be offering PowerBrams or any other Bram products.

We did briefly consider offering an "Adren@line Rush" line of clones, but we have decided not to do so at this point because it is not possible to manufacture products that would come even close to being comparable to the original in quality.



Gentech Intl. apologizes for the inconvenience.

[ 04 October 2002, 08:58: Message edited by: MikeGinny ]


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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adren@line
member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 28th Mar 2002
Total posts: 249
Posted:*swoons

i still think you could do with a shot of adren@line though, among other things...


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Katinca
Katinca

See my vest.... see my vest...
Location: Adelaide - South Australia
Member Since: 9th May 2001
Total posts: 693
Posted:*suddenly a dark purple clothed figure slips down from the overhanging canopy, she lands quietly on her feet. Straightens and walks over to Flash fire. Trips, falls, looses some dignity about herself, regains it and continues walking over to mistress Flash*

Hey Matey,

Hows things going *big big hugs*

Long time no see. How things been down your neck of the woods....

Big hugs and kisses to Pozee and Myst and of course my old town friend Bendy Hope things are going well for you guys.



Hello to everyone else here as well... or at least those of you who remember me. Have noticed the board changing a bit these days.

Lot's of new people I have no idea who they are and lot's of pointless threads. Haven't had as much time to wade through the masses of pointless thread to find some serious ones... and all the topic hijacking *clear throat* as such...

But I am still around in this part of the woods... silent but still learking....

Travelling, running away from the rain, and especially trying to avoid flash floods...

well must fly...

*the purple clad figure leaps into a cartwheel and hand-springs forward into a double backflips up into the low canopy of a overhanging branch..and vanishes into to the back ground night*

just a fleeting visit.....


Love and Light

~*~ Katinca ~*~

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Rozi
100 characters max...
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 11th Jan 2002
Total posts: 2996
Posted:Who was that purple-clothed grrrl?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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adren@line
member
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Member Since: 28th Mar 2002
Total posts: 249
Posted:i dunno, but you cant do a handspring out of a cartwheel, or backflips out of handsprings.

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Gotta shut those damn attic doors, whoever it was dropped into the suite by mistake and scared the hell out of me and poor Flynt!!!!

*makes mental note to shut attic doors*


whats up with all the limitations?

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Bram....
member
Location: the arms of the Ganja Goddess
Member Since: 17th May 2002
Total posts: 1551
Posted:*silently snickers at Mistress Flynt and Mr Kurobei* it definetly must have been Katinca

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

The wave crashing on the beach

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Cassandra
Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !
Member Since: 8th Jun 2001
Total posts: 4224
Posted:Looks and Flynt and kurobei and grins ... you two are way too sweet together

shine on
cass


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:Ha! Thanks Cass, you are an amazing person and I'm so lucky to have you as a friend, you know how to make people smile!!!

*so many hugz you couldn't count them!!!!!*


whats up with all the limitations?

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:*blush*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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dromepixie
dromepixie

veteran
Location: Florida
Member Since: 20th May 2002
Total posts: 1463
Posted:'All our products are house-trained, wipe clean, have a fairly high pain threshold, enjoy ritual humiliation and come well versed in various sexual techniques. Can dust, iron, sew and clean bathrooms. They dont snore, eat too much or drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst watching sports on tv and belching.
They come with a 3 month warranty that covers parts, repairs and accidental damage'

OK so I think C@ntus summed it up pretty well...

Versatile and into dance loving music and trying to evolve enough to make the stuff...
Muscisian I am just not out of my box yet...

Oh wait I do snore... Only some times...

So here I am on the auction plate!

Much love, Drome

oh if you wait till summer I come with a nice and new Roland Juno 106


JUGGLEwithyourmind!

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:If you come with a Juno, ur mine!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?

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