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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:K - my original; bids out do you already u tart - lol

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Ooooo - Hels 200 jars of nutella - x

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Pele
BRONZE Member since Dec 2000

Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA

Total posts: 6193
Posted:Rozi...he upped his bid to include you, which means that not only would he get you...but so would I! He has no idea what he's gotten himself into! purrrr

So, Master Na is going to be the only one to bid on me? Even though I teach fire foreplay to dominatrixes? Alright...where's the auctioneer to close this baby down?

Though I am wondering MN...dear..master...love...where'd you get the alien head?

Can a person (read: me) get Cass and Flash Fire as a matched set? Oh the fun to be had running about tormenting
the fire spinnine men of the world!


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:SB - perhaps I should have made myself clearer, that's on top of your bid..........................biatch!!!

Will bid for Hels
1,000 jars of nutella
10,000 JUMBO HUGZ
Inflatable monkey
Telescope
Reiki healing for neck


whats up with all the limitations?

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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As master of Ceremonies here at JPRS Bingley auction houses, I need to inform you all that the first session of bidding shall shortly be closing.
All people BIDDING are to place FINAL bids ASAP.
All people being BIDDED FOR and to consider the bids and choose accordingly.

As far as I am aware, the following people being bidded for (in no particular order) are:

BamBam
Flynt
Rozi
Hels Bells
Dark Fairy Queen
Lolli
Pele
Flash fire
Nyx

There is a resale opportunity for those of you that want it but the house will have to take a %age (of course), as for the time limit, well thast up to the people being auctioned.


whats up with all the limitations?

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Jez


addict
Location: UK, London

Total posts: 642
Posted:OK i bid everything I own for Pele:
My money about 30
My Flat (Tis rented)
1 Jar of Mayonaise (All the contents of my fridge)
My family
My girlfriend (don't tell her though!!!!)
The shirt off my back!!!
And saving best 'til last you get me!!!

Its all I have sad isn't it!!!!!


'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:K - I double your bid although I'm not sure where we'll get another moon from.

Hang on, I own the moon, you can't bid that - lol


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FireMikeZ


FireMikeZ

Laguna dude
Location: Laguna, California, US

Total posts: 1438
Posted:Kurobei,

in your Auction House, you as owner/ MC can personally bid for items, not just bid on behalf of the House or to sustain for the current owner's minimum bid requirements? ya just jump in whenever ya like the smell of one the foxes going by where ya preside???

(ok, i admit, i work at the Official Home of Poi Female Auction House behind the counter and sometimes as Merchandise Presenter, and i DID already start bidding for my boss, Flynt, in here, but i did it here in ANOTHER auction house, not the one in which i work! -- ethics, man! or at least be decent in public view and get a shill. hey, are you Ashkenazi Jewish enough to know what an auction shill is, dude?)

BamBamBamBamBam

knocked outta MY closet & peeped her stoneage head, the hooooo-rn--spitable lil thing, huh? i gotta check dat lock, but we gotta keep the trapdoor open for dainties & toys she always wants. willful lil gurl, & such buttery. . .when a lil slick & warm. . .

Ray goin for a whole harem o chix, includin Rozi,

Flynt like hotflash melting over lotta bidders,

so tho it's usually kinda taboo, we all friends as well as competing bidders & merch here, it's time i brought a question into da open.

so (* hesitatin with a lil perspiratin *) i'll start with my own:

yo, Flynt, Boss,

do ya mind well, sharin or like, um (* gulp * spit it out! spit it out, Mike! *) heh, heh (* wipes sweat off brow with left elbow *)

some variety like one dude after another or a little group fun?

so instead of agonizing choices, you GET IT ALL? like Nyx is doing with her closet collection?

& course, to pool their resources, seems where we're headed, Rozi started this, getting a consortium together for a combined bid to go bigtime after one auction item to add to the consortium's collection. she was worried, early on, she said, about fighting within her consortium about dibs, but what if they switched around night/ hour/ finger by lick?

[ 27 September 2002, 05:31: Message edited by: FireMike ]


molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US

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Nyx


enthusiast
Location: NorCal

Total posts: 385
Posted:quote:ms nyx, for you i have

1 pair spiked handcuffs,
1 bondage chair,
leather tie downs on all four bed posts,
electric small voltage sensual shocker,
hot wax,
feathers,
silk,
edible body paints,
gag ball,
cat of nine tails whip with chanille fabric ends,
and a flaming headboard...

dont ask me how i fit this all into the closet mistress...Pozee's speaking my language (except for that gag ball, those aren't fun)
but wait...how did I get this collar and leash on ME all of a sudden? BENDY!
Awwww, isn't that cute- he thinks he's in control!


"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire

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Doc Lightning
GOLD Member since May 2001

Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA

Total posts: 13920
Posted:Hey! Waidda second! I put in a bid for Adren@line! Now you say she's not even up for auction?

Harumph!


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Cassandra


Cassandra

Froggie ... Ribbit !!!
Location: Back in Paris... for now !

Total posts: 4224
Posted:Whats wrong with the females who nobody bidded on ? ? ?
Shall we create some sort of club to support eachother in pain, loneliness and sorrow ? ? ?
Another few years of talking with my shrink to solve that one I can tell you
AFAIC, id love to bid all I have again on Pele, Flash, DFQ, Flynt , Hells, Bam Bam and Rozy Would give a lot to spend time with those princesses

Shine on
Cassandra


"I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..."
"So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..."
"NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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xtremravr...was here..


member
Location: amsterdam..i wish

Total posts: 337
Posted:i bid me covered in nutella and whip cream topped with a cherry for..all the poi gurlies...just cus you are all so very very sexy while spinning...and im single and looking...been looking, so ill almost do anything for you ladies...almost.

Peace Luv Uni-t Respect Responsa-what?!?! Xtrem

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:quote: Or maybe I will just offer Flynt my heart, body and soul for the rest of my mortal life.
*melt*

*sigh*

ahhhhh so sweet. think i'd be a serious goner if that ever happened.

FireMike sweetling.... urm....... are you suggesting what i think you are suggesting? will have to consider and get back to you on that one.....


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh, and by the way. I bid:

Four bedtime stories and lots of Soup and millions of snugglz for Cass
a dozen dozen roses, plenty of hugz and Three fraggles for Miss Fluffy Ros

Just because they are soooo beautiful `


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Enter a "Title" here:
Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Sorry Rozi and Flynt are mine!

*shows proof of purchase for Rozi and Flynt*


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:hey wait! the bidding isnt finalised yet!

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:*Slams down the gavel*
What done is done and cant be undone!


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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DRAGULA


member
Location: Where no one can find me.

Total posts: 70
Posted:now thats a bit harsh....
Anywhoo, i like your quote,
i love that movie, it is funny.


Are you okay?I don't Know.....I'm generally f***ed up so it's kinda hard to gauge-Rainbow Randolph

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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

Enter a "Title" here:
Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:Yes Tombstone has its funny parts, then again you need to have that sence of humor to understand "good ole Doc"

Ohh I like yours too!!

[ 27 September 2002, 14:25: Message edited by: Raymund Phule ]


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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master sodium


member
Location: carson city, nevada

Total posts: 536
Posted:ok, so, I think since I was the only one to bid on pele til she brought it up, I should be the one to get her. but since she did mention fire foreplay (I missed the class at the temple of atonement at burning man) I'll also throw in four white tiger penises (they died of natural causes, and it is said if you make a soup from just one you will forever have the verility of a tiger), my own personal opium den, and a "better then sex" cake. its not better, (unless you have some really bad sex) but it is really, really good.

can you please please please close the auctions (at least on pele) so I can get my fire goddess?


you can't have a war against terrorism because war IS terrorism.it's not about worshipping fire. its about making the fire want to worship you.

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:considering hiding from Ray cos she's seriously tempted by Kurobei's offer.....

hey wait! Kurobei is the auctioneer, not you Ray!

Confiscates Ray's gavel


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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SmokyDavy
SILVER Member since Jan 2002

Do my poi look too small in this?
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Total posts: 394
Posted:Okay, I'm not going to bid on any of the girls, cause the logistics of trying to control just one of them is just beyond my comprehension.

What I will do is start a bidding pool for a video of ALL of them doing a poi or staff routine in something really sexy and revealing. Now thats worth.. hmmm.. just about everything I can think of.

- My Condo
- All the spinning toys I can gather
- my computer ( )
- my left arm (can't get rid of the right)
- as many spankings as is deemed necessary
- tickets to every Cirque du Soleil anywhere
- one of my kidneys
- my left testicle (can't get rid of the right)
- a lot of expensive french wine

If, after the wine, they're all willing to do it naked, then I'll give up:

- my soul
- parties
- hedonism
- a full set of aerotech toys each (those things are bloody expensive!!!)
- my soul
- the kitchen sink

I figure that if enough of us give up all our possessions and worldy pleasures, then at least a few of them might decide to go for it.
..
..
..
..
Well, at least BamBam might.


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Raymund Phule (Fireproof)


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)

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Location: San Diego California

Total posts: 2905
Posted:I will have to add to my bid for Rozi and Flynt,

An elixier of immortality that they will get weather I win or loose. Dont worry I have some too. That way even if someone else wins the auction their mortal life will end and we'll still be alive!

Then again we should be bidding on them. Sounds to me that Kurobie is selling himself to Flynt, when it is Flynt that is up for bidding. And since when does the auctionier get to bid? Never happens all his bids are null and void anyhow.


Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin


Total posts: 5635
Posted:Shucks.
so much for playing hard to get...

anyways, firemike said he could bid! `


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Jez


addict
Location: UK, London

Total posts: 642
Posted:Thats not true master sodium if you look you will find I have already put in a counter bid on Pele

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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BamBam


BamBam

Pooh-Bah
Location: London

Total posts: 1810
Posted:Fieryflow, you still got style babe...I love the bid!

Can I borrow the vid after you??



A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Goes off and captures a small galaxy in a jar to split 3 ways, adding to his existing bids for BamBam, DFQ and Lolli......they will be mine.

They can alternate between making me coffee, Giving me hugz and rolling me spliffs.



Although Jez wants to counter buy one off me for weekends......see what he's offering - lol


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Jez


addict
Location: UK, London

Total posts: 642
Posted:Considering I put the rest of my posessions up for bid for Pele we will have to see how it goes if not I will have to offer on credit.

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'

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SmallBoy - x


SmallBoy - x

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London

Total posts: 2737
Posted:Read your PM's and one of them's yours

(Although conditions apply obviously)


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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:We are goin to bid for:

BamBam
Flynt
Rozi
Hels Bells
Dark Fairy Queen
Lolli
Pele
Flash fire
Nyx
Cassandra
Adren@line

And we are willing to offer:

2 partaly deflated/ inflated fotballs

2.999 sara lee double chocolate gateauxs (sorry..chris got a bit hungry)

Our combined collection of navel fluff

A sheet of A4 paper

A mouse and a gerbil (cant split up the familly really as its unfair on the kids)

6 pairs of lurvely greens and brown 'art neuveau' curtains (with curtain hooks)

No nutella as everyone has already bought all the pots that were in the shops...

Half a marmot (front or back half...you choose)

An antique victorian Television chair

The letter 'e' from my keyboard

4 buttons

A length of twine

A pack of premium grade ham

A door handle

A sign saying " All deliveries of small packages must be made to the rear" (this is what smallboy really really wants)

An amusingly shaped carrot

Some wierd purple gloop

A half eaten chocolate digestive (my bad..)

A bayonet for a smith and weston 'supra G30-R' WW2 rifle

A mouldy Tomatoe

A kiss,a cuddle and a darn good spanking

The rubber dress that DFQ never got

A spring

2 petals from a Dafodil

I think thats about it...who have i won?


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