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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:*looks for mynci*

The whole world's against us dude

*shakes head*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:looks like i've started a trend

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:Blu....can I bid for hanz individually? Seems only fair....

FRD would you accept bids from me alone? I've woken up with the lovelly young lady on numerous occasions and believe we get on quite famously.


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: screech

looks like i've started a trend



Nope. She told me if she was up for auction, she wouldn't want to be owned by the BVMC. shrug


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Bid away Mynci, sppose the bmvc has had its time...

oh well


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:Well I have asked Hanz If she minds just me....what about you FRD mind selling to just me?

I'll teach you all the contact staff you can handle.....(not a play bid)
and be nice to you occasionally wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:umm

Can handle?

Bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! biggrin devil

I don't need your niceness. I'm comfortable in the knowledge that you're a gimp wink

But are there any other takers?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:I'll give you a cookie... I don't have much as i'm currently skint. Damn those import taxes!

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:i bid

2 treacle tarts.
unlimited hug
and freedom from the BMVC or its members


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:i bid:
~lax non-postyness
~a smiley face smile
~squiggley lines ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~a live chicken
~and a bag of weevils.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:add to my bid for hanz

some silly putty
and a pencil that never runs out of lead


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Dink
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Dink

member
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom

Total posts: 70
Posted:right im back biggrin

the new and improved Dink is up for auction!
1 smiley short naughty female that hasn't spun in way too long... lover of tattoo's, art and noisey bikes. Good teeth! tongue Bargain! Only one problem... she comes with a mate ubblove heehee


im a gemini..go figure

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Maybe I should put myself up for auction.

Sexy brunette who loves spinning & owns a red VW beetle. Fun loving and adventurous.

ubbrollsmile


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:For Lost83spy....

Much sporty type fun
A place to crash in the UK
Many mornings waking up company in bed thread
super hug 's
a jelly cycle
poland (they have vodka wink )
a kappibara wearing a waistcoat
as many noodles as she would like for company
and
a map so she know where she is with her whereabouts always marked by a big gold star biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:for hanz

2 treacle tarts.
unlimited hug's
and freedom from the BMVC or its members
some silly putty
and a pencil that never runs out of lead

plus :

a set of poi that never burn out
and 52 birthday parties one for each weekend of the year

and for dink

2 tattoo's
3 cream buns
4 jam doughnuts
a burrow in the shire
and a pot of green goo

and for lost83spy

a rainbow unicycle
a years supply of bread
a barbershop quartet of singing hamsters
a plane journey to nowhere
and 700 blue smarties


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:Oh Mynci & Screech! I cant resist! biggrin



Man! I'm so easily tempted!



ubbrollsmile

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It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:add to bid for lost83spy

a yellow submarine
a bottomless noodle bowl (no matter how much you eat its still full of hot tasty noodles, flavour dependant on your mood)
a special twirly noodle fork (saves effort when eating) with pretty flashy red and green lights.
a jar of whinnie the pooh's hunny (deliberately misspelt)
and a purple carrot


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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JonnyRok
BRONZE Member since May 2005

JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa

Total posts: 446
Posted:bid for lost83spy



an entire surface of pudding skin

hydraulics for your beetle

a duck

a bathtub full of gravy

a pool full of noodles

one of those little wooden umbrellas they put in drinks

a mirror that makes you look the exact way you want it to

and last but not least...

a barf bag. ubbloco



oh yeah and il throw in a lightsaber too! biggrin

EDITED_BY: JonnyRok (1129388850)


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:Aime. Up for auction again. Linden has had me far long enough tongue

Nearly a growed up (well, 17 in 2 weeks and something days)
Specialises in being scared of public transport.
Makes some mean noodle sandwiches.
Gives awesome neck rubs
Likes dancing, UV light and music that she can feel vibrate in her chest


1,2,3,bid!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Total posts: 10530
Posted:*ponders*

Its times like these I wish I had an imagination...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:hmmm i bid for aimee

ummm....
lots of lovely things,
a packet of hobnobs,
a smiley face badge made of fimo,
a cloud that looks like a dragon
and a fish named bob


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:aime ..wooooo.....I bid

3 crampons
a cheerleader outfit (pom-poms included)
infinate hug 's
a court jester
35 pirates and a small boat to keep them in
a get out of jail free card.. (redeemable at all reputable prisons)
a hangmans rope (1 careless owner)
1 car (wheels not included)
a jigglypuff
13 valentines days worth of red rose petals
a playground
a set of wheels from a monster truck
a cardboard cut-out of me
all the gold in a silver mine
a pink fluffy rainbow
all the silver in a gold mine
1 wedding ring (un-used)
and
a colourful foamy fountain


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:ok re bidding on aime i bid:

a ballon snake
a limited ucl stuff holder
infinte plus 1 hugs
a friendly arm for all purposes
a wierd window cleaning thing
your own harlequin gimp
a castle complete with moat, soldiers, and hoppers
a london underground map
3 pads of post it notes
all the gold in a gold mine
all the platinum i can find
a ram raids worth of jewelery
a box of 16 paracetamol
and a big kiss kiss


back

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:First of all... sorry FRD, I wont soon be owning a Kombi... but a 1973 VW SuperBeetle.

mybci: tempting... you're a nice guy, and we've already woken up next to each other... hmm... staff... tempting, niceness occasionally, Im happy with that...

But screech has the poi and monty python sig... although he wants to protect me from the BVMC, which means no Mynci... and the poi are no good if I cant use them...

hmm... tempting... although I know what I'm happier with... but as FRD put me up for auction, does that mean he decides who owns me?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:I reckons Hanz should choose...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:JonnyRok, Mynci & Screech...

I dont know who to choose...

confused


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:lost I up my bid..

a cloak of invisibility
a dirt bike
freedom to make your own choices
Infinite tequila
a lemon grove
a salt mine
a groove armada
snoopys dog house
a simpsons clock
no ordinary coconut
and
a grizzly scientist


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz


Hanz

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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Mynci: I feel rejected... you're giving away all this stuff for lost... I feel like Im not worth much... just someone for you to wake up next to in the mornings

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:sorry honey...FRD never said I could bid for you....
if I'm allowed then...

infinite hug 's
freedom to do as you will
most of the duvet when we wake up
A super bubble machine
a flourescent scarf
glow in the dark roses
a platinun snuff box
1 pair of used size 12 shoes
willy wonkas chocolate factory
a small island in the south pacific
a red herring
and
a tiny cook book


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:oh wow... you're posting stuff I want!
except what is a snuff box?
and do I get a kitchen to go with my cook book?


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