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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
gah, i cant afford three skittles, let alone three packs! this isnt fair :P
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
hey im a big spender have a skittle on me MiG (tosses a skittle 2 MiG)
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
How about bidding rainbows of skittles?.
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I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
oh boy, i can bid 4!! four whole skittles, fire bunny
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
ummmm... what about an opal fruit!?! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
opal fruit? never heard of it. but we can go for a road trip to woomera and/or coober pedy and get some real opals, and eat fruit on the way
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
yeah opel fruits thorght they were called starburst?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
opel or opal?
cos opel is a car manufacturer, and opal is a rock. though, if they made a car out of rock, could they be called opeal or opael or something?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
think its opel just my spellin is bad
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
ok. cos they make cars. like the astra. which is rather cool, but doesnt bag up. unlike commodores. they do. rather well
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
haha Opal fruits are called starburst now... which i think sucks.... so im keepin it old skool....!!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire
*laughs at your puny bartering skills*
Beisdes...who gets to have the final say in the bidding?
Surely it would be who is being bided on.
there used to be auctioneers. But i don't recall who they were.
I was an auctioneer at the male auction house. But I tried to log in the other day and the password has been changed. So i can't even play that game any more...
Meh
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Traditionally it was myself, Kurobei and C@ntus, but I dont know where Kuro is, and I dont know why C@ntus's password doesnt work
also, just to point out, the object of the game is to bid extravagently high amounts on people.
All your bids are scungy and you should be ashamed!
hmmf!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
I was thinking that too actually...
and I was thinking of bidding on Vixen...but im going to wait until the bids get higher...
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
But I kidnapped her and ran away with her!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Also, kidnapping the girls is not allowed, At all.
C'mon folks! if you ressurected this thread, be so descent as to bid a resonable amount!
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
ok then. for vixen, i bid a road trip to coober pedy to mine opals, eating fruit along the way, lifts to firespinning, and useage of kero/fire toys, along with a lifetime's supply of marmite, free use of the toaster and/or cutting tools, and a bunk bed in the room that you'll be sharing with rouge. thats in addition to all the stuff that i bidded before.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
So who gets to keep all the things people bid!?!? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
we should sell them all and go down t' pub
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
sure thing... the Duke of Monmouth!!! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
i like your way of thinking
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Have ME. Nobody wants me- starting price 50p...
2,737 posts
Location: London
Faaaark, there's a post I've posted in on page 1 - lol.....you people have asked for it......and I even bothered to read it all - lol....xxxxx
Lush, so after 2 years and 8 months they haven't closed the bidding on any of my purchases.
Lolli and DFQ are mine by the looks of things (regardless of the fact one's in Sheffield and one's the other side of the globe).
(In my dreams they'll always be naked)....(errr)....(I mean........)........(no, actually - naked sums it up.....lol x x x x)
Bamz (it seems to the naked eye) I might have lost to Hels on page 7, but it's up to those involved.
Hels will do more clearing up, but I'll be more forward with babyoil....hehehe
Oh no, fu ck....Kuro banned me on page 7..........
Good news for people's respective boyfriends - lol.....
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
Simplicity Convoluter & Cabbage Friend
126 posts
Location: In the shadow of the wolf (somewhere over melbourn...
I wanted to bid on litttle rubber ducky - but I think I came on the wrong day - Is the Lot of 'Tupperware water fowl' up later or did I already miss it already?
I only brought a tube of used toothpaste with me so I think I'm out of the bidding...oh well
“What are you creatures of Fantastica? Dreams, poetic inventions, characters in a neverending story.”
Gmork
‘The Neverending Story’
61 posts
Location: england, uk
Written by:
Oh no, fu ck....Kuro banned me on page 7..........
Good news for people's respective boyfriends - lol.....
why did Kuro ban you on page 7?
*parks ass on bean bag and skins up*
i understand this is a auction house, can someone fill me in on the wares?
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
61 posts
Location: england, uk
i have lots of goodies to bid with, show me the way!!
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
385 posts
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK
Nobody wants me! dammit,
Well, here goes. I'm still up for auction, I come with a tv and cable in my room, a minifridge full of guinness, a gamecube with lotsa sonic games, lotsa sets of poi, a BIG collection of DVD's and a car. Oh, and a sexy staff I made myself! (see my gallery it's well hot!)
†.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.†
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*There now follows an Offical bid for Vixen on behalf of UCOF*
For Vixen, I bid:
My thirty foot Yaught
My collection of Ping Pong balls
A very small Pot plant
Information that you didnt know about Nutella
Information that you didnt know about Marmite
A interesting German website about Dr. Snuggles
A ooooo-so-cute Monkey
Lots and lots and lots of Gentle Massages
Lego Escher
A few odd looking Chimneys
A picture of Barney the Dinosaur speared through the heart
A beautiful Picture
Something to keep your drinks hot and cold
5 Bottles of Ribena
A very wise Karate master (use him well)
I also bid thousands and thousands of kisses, and as many hugs as needed.
That should do nicely for now.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,276 posts
Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom
wow *blush* U made me blush! xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
61 posts
Location: england, uk
UCOF, i understand you are the co-owner of this establishment along with Kurobei but apparently he hasnt been seen for a while...
i bid a thousand kisses by moonlight, a palace guarded by a magical dragon, a magic carpet with baby sheep, a pool cue and a ship to sail the seven seas in
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
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