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Kurobei
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Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted: *bounces up and down like a bounce*

does that mean i win? rolleyes


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:I put the lovely Sir_sheep up for Auction.

22years young, gorgeous,

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So who will start the bidding on the lovely Sir Sheep?
Reserve is 2 bars of Vegan chocolate and some vegan marshmallows.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: ado-p

Tao

just found out you were a bloke

sorry bro

smile

i'll still buy you though. got any gardening skills?



she's got one of my paintings on her wall. I reckon that makes her more valuable rolleyes hug biggrin


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i would bid, but i lack the random stuff to bid with frown

can i just have the PVC top in the background? tongue


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:Right... I am putting myself up for auction..

You are bidding on one 17 year old female (18 may 7th woo!) dressed in a complete fairy outfit and sneakers!! Spins poi drinks copious amounts and is off to uni in october to study film studies with creative writing!! I'm also a martial artist, Kung Fu and Kickboxing and I make good mexican food biggrin WOOOO go me!!!


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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i bid the other half of my flatscreen plasma montior on the Miss pigeon

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:ooo pidjin's up



one daywalker sword

one pair polished auminium/black lens oakley XX's

15 black forest flapjacks

one faithless ticket


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:ummm...

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:i'll see your plasma ball/lava lamp and pogz

raise you sword/oakleys/faithless/flapjacks
full body massages on-demand
someone's cat


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:competition eh? c'mon then!

Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog

ummm...

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...



that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood biggrin

hmm... i hope that holds...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i offer semi-permanent ownership... tongue

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:Written by: ado-p

only if we can bid on you tao star

your hot property

biggrin



ok, a deal...you can bid on me....but if you win, i get to be the boss ok? spank


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:*mooches for things to throw in*

Futurama series 1,2,3,4 dvd
24 series 1,2,3 dvd
half-bottle of jgermeister

nana


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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:oh hang on...who decides who wins?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i think i'll bid a night with a roll of gaffer tape and massage oil designed for back massages on the cute Miss Tao

and if that doesn't win i don't know what will...


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:the person up for auction decides

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:whoever we're bidding for decides methinks

*points out that he still has clare in his swag bag after swiping her from male auction thread*

meditate


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:Written by: Havokist

i offer semi-permanent ownership... tongue



>_< that will be nuffink short of confusing. ull be making confussled noised at everythink if u win.

not that u will win, with lack of random crap... *sniggers at tiny bid*

rolleyes God, that is sooooo gittish isnt it? I sound like one of the rich kids from my school. *shudders*

Written by: ME biggrin

ummm...

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...


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that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood




that plus
Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands confused
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time rolleyes

stick that in ur blunt and smoke it! (god bless Dr. Evil biggrin )


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:hey cool!


*puts on concentrating face*


I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:arg he played the manga card
hmm big guns eh

unlimited oral scensoredx
final fantasy 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,10-2, spirits
akira
ichi the killer
hellsing
urotsukedoji 1,2,3


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Tao Star
Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol
Member Since: 30th May 2003
Total posts: 1662
Posted:waoh! who was that for????? that sounds like my kind of bidding.....

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:i think they're bidding on one Pigeon_Wigeon

i think..


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Member Since: 26th May 2004
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Posted:wha? can u do that? can u offer sex on this thread? Is that cheatong? Is that prostitution?

ummm.. damn, u preety much own all the ff games...

fine...

Written by: ME biggrin

ummm...

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...


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that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood




that plus
Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands confused
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time rolleyes

stick that in ur blunt and smoke it! (god bless Dr. Evil biggrin )



that plus my areotech staff (oh yes.. now we're talking big stuff)
areotech poi
my beloved firestaff
tutorship in staff if needed (not a very good teacher tho..)
will punch my brother, who is sitting next to me biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

Delete

Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:one daywalker sword
one pair polished auminium/black lens oakley XX's
15 black forest flapjacks
one faithless ticket
full body massages on-demand
someone's cat
unlimited oral scensoredx
final fantasy 1,2,6,7,8,9,10,10-2, spirits
akira
ichi the killer
hellsing
urotsukedoji 1,2,3

plasma ball
blacklight
mirrorball
plenty big lightning poster (all shiny with the blacklight - much oooh)


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:

Written by: ME biggrin

ummm...

I bid my cat (who is no longer freaking out)
my birkenstocks (which i love to itty bits)
one underused pogo stick
a plasma and lava lamp.
my hookah (shiska/hubblybubbly/whateva the hell u call it)
300 head massagers living in my cellar
my unused contact juggling balls
my glasto ticket if i win it- no wait... thats too much. That bid retracted
My ancient collection of pogz.

phew... that shud hold 4 a while...


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



that plus
stay at my house when ever needed
will do all housework.. depends on mood
will try to be in helpful mood the whole time
all the RahXephon episodes on CD (if i can figure out how to get them off my hard-drive)
complete obediance.. depending on mood




that plus
Zatoichi special edition dvd
my Lone Wolf and Cub manga collection
my mini african table with a painting of an elephant on it
something about handstands confused
I will huniliate myself by falling down my stairs for the upteenth time rolleyes

stick that in ur blunt and smoke it! (god bless Dr. Evil biggrin )



that plus my areotech staff (oh yes.. now we're talking big stuff)
areotech poi
my beloved firestaff
tutorship in staff if needed (not a very good teacher tho..)
will punch my brother, who is sitting next to me biggrin


that plus
my drapes (one cannabis one and one yin yang one)
my seriously rare saltrock display board (u wont get them anywhere else)
free surf lessons
my skim board

*looks at his list. Looks at snipers*
biggrin


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:meh... *gives up trying*

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
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Posted:maybe im taking this a bit 2 seriously... shrug

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Written by: MiG




And, for the equally loverly roarfire:

a red cat 5 patch lead

some chunky tomato and onion pasta

a 30ml spirit pourer

a funky blue gel mousepad

an empty envelope

most of a pack of chewing gum

some post-its

an empty can of 3.2 kg beetroot (awesome kero dipping tin wink )

the key to my old car





I'm thinking that you're going to win maybe


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Havokist
Havokist


Location: Manchester
Member Since: 20th Dec 2004
Total posts: 2530
Posted:is that the winning bid?

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:I have no idea

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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