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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Written by: vanize


before I bid for the lovely moderator, I need to know two things:

1. will she quit telling me I'm "off topic" if I win

2. does she put herself up for auction every time she is bored?




1. Yes - blatant favouritism will be awarded to the winner.

2. No. Only when her HOP addiction is running high.... which it currently is.

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flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Written by: My hairs on fire


for flash fire-

1.a puck from an NHL game

2.Vip ticket to reading/glasto 05 (yes i can get them wink)

3.tasty blackcurent flavoured sweets that i cant read the wrapper cause there in turkish....

4.i AM walkin hug so pleanty of those hug




This is also a very competitive bid - the glasto tickets are somewhat of interest, however I'll need some icing on that cake before I am ready to negotiate further.

The blackcurrent sweets are also interesting - a girl needs her Vit C. smile

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PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
I didn't know i could get the ever exciteing flashfire !

What do i bid ?
unlimited hugs (and smacks wink)
All the fire gear she'll ever need
Get to be wined and dime when ever hear heart desires
Been told your always right

Now i have to leave this post cause im out of ideas on what i can offer

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
k bid for flashfire
bid for flashfire

A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1 kiss
+ Im fully trained in oil back rubs sponge baths

k... will raise with hursheys choc kisses
a tub of pralienes and creme hiegen daz
a trip to the moon
your own solar system
smile

erm oh a trip to torture garden... the best fettish club in europe
ubblove

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Brodie does this mean, if you win the bid for Flash, because I bought you I kind of in a strange way will own Flash too???

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
okey dokey ile have my previous bid PLUS.....

1.Me to be your personal jester and will make you smile wen ur unhappy
2.A tour round the clubs of Ayia Napa (30minutes drive frm my front door)
3.A view of every star in the sky from the beach/pier round the corner
4.A custome glowstick with a NEW colour called Flash Fire!

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
right im not being out bidded
will add to the list of
A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1
+ Im fully trained in oil back rubs sponge baths

k... will raise with hursheys choc kisses
a tub of pralienes and creme hiegen daz
a trip to the moon
your own solar system


erm oh a trip to torture garden... the best fettish club in europe


and..............
a life time supply of choc spread or marmite you choose,
oh and a years supply of flattery (although you will not need that much coz your stunning)

My hairs on fireIf its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
515 posts
Location: Cyprus


Posted:
i can see this one breaking out into fistie cuffs my friend!

1.a puck from an NHL game
2.Vip ticket to reading/glasto 05 (yes i can get them wink)
3.tasty blackcurent flavoured sweets that i cant read the wrapper cause there in turkish....
4.i AM walkin hug so pleanty of those hug

+

1.Me to be your personal jester and will make you smile wen ur unhappy
2.A tour round the clubs of Ayia Napa (30minutes drive frm my front door)
3.A view of every star in the sky from the beach/pier round the corner
4.A custome glowstick with a NEW colour called Flash Fire!

+

1.A sunset in a box so wen ever your cold you can open it up an feel its warmth
2.walkman that sences what mood your in an plays the music required automatically (work in progress)
3.Bath tub filled with melted galaxy cocolate
4.A never ending supply of my aunties home made vino wink

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )


PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
how about some spaghetti bolognase?

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: PyroWill


how about some spaghetti bolognase?




how about i get you for cleaning your room and kitchen? hug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
right then hehehehehehe.
A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1
+ Im fully trained in oil back rubs sponge baths

k... will raise with hursheys choc kisses
a tub of pralienes and creme hiegen daz
a trip to the moon
your own solar system


erm oh a trip to torture garden... the best fettish club in europe


and..............
a life time supply of choc spread or marmite you choose,
oh and a years supply of flattery (although you will not need that much coz your stunning

And................
A place to stay in london if you ever to traveling
and il up my years supply of flattery to a lifetimes worth of flattery
and il even throw in my on home hade lasange and apple crumble

PyroWillGOLD Member
HoP's Barman. Trapped aged 6 months
4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: GothFrogette


Written by: PyroWill


how about some spaghetti bolognase?




how about i get you for cleaning your room and kitchen? hug




sold!!!!!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
excellent

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
did i win yet?? (happy birthday flashfire:))

UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I guess you did then.

and thanks for reminding me about this..

smile

Brodie owns Flash.

flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
YAY! He will be a superb owner. Thanks brodie.

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SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Oooooooooo Well I own Brodie! So does that mean I indirectly own Flash too? YAY!







P.S. Happy Birthday Flash Fire hug

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
well flashfire i have a much achey back from a gig on sat, so you have to fly all the way to england and give me a back rub.. smile hehehehehehe

flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
No problems brodie, but you are now my master and therefore must pay for my airfare. You'll note the clause in the Auction Contract which states that any travel undertaken must be in business class with additional tickets purchased for my entourage...

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brodiemanold hand
1,024 posts
Location: london


Posted:
oh poo any chances in paying in choc and hugs??? (see really reallly small print at bottom of contract)

Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I just realised i was never sold so:


SOLD!!!!

To Brodieman..because he was my first friend here on HoP.
To the thother who bid for me...thanks and i will probably be available for loan...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
so, who do we bid on now? any volunteers?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hmmmm... let's try this, given that it's midnight and I don't seem to have anything better to do, I probably need an owner that sets me silly tasks wink

Name: Birgit
Age: 25
Occupation: Postgrad Student
Features: a talent for silliness, laughing fits and bounciness, very variable hair colours, poi, 5 juggling balls (though only 4 at a time can actually be juggled), 4 glo-balls, 3 glittery clubs. Has just started staff and will probably hit you when you're close.
Can cook, sing, play guitar, play bass
will drink all your cider if you have blackcurrant syrup around to put into it (unless it's really nice cider which she'll drink on its own). Or diet coke with lemon. Or chocolate milk. Definitely chocolate milk.
Has unlimited access to German chocolate via mail from family.

Bid biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
i'll start the bidding at 20 pounds of ghirardelli special dark chocolate

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


mycoBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
2,084 posts
Location: melbourne, victoria, australia


Posted:
oh.. can i join in?surely i'm allowed.
i bid
*all my packets of hair dye that i haven't gotten around to using yet (mainly centered around a theme of bright red/pink/orange)
*a bottle of blackcurrent syrup

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
I bid:
use of my poi
same with my kero
your choice between the bed and the swag
nice little stereo
foot rubs. many foot rubs
honey

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Um...Can I be a part of this? redface

Do I have to make a creative spiel about myself?

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i bid.. .. ..
a 1kg easter egg (im lookin at it now, will be eatin at alexandra gardens gathering this sunday)
back massage
:hugs:hugshug
the first available video of me falling off my stilts

cheers, pete biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
I will be filming that video....off topic i know

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
awwww... that's really really hard! how am I supposed to pick an owner there??? hmmm... I think so far chocolate easter egg, massage AND hugs (and the video of course!) are in the lead, pineapple pete smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


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