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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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brainstorma
brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 1184
Posted:smoon
i bid
a tic to next years skin to ruber ball
a custom latex out fit of your own choice
2 new latex flogers (they work really well doing a weave on some ones back wink )
myself
infinity plus 1 hugz
all the fairy breead you can eat
a big tub of water crystals
hmm what eals can i add


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:thats a whole lotta latex lol

Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Mark P
Mark P

old hand
Location: Bath, England
Member Since: 26th Oct 2001
Total posts: 1031
Posted:Sakura_moon

The bids so far will be met,

I also offer,

One igloo, (within sight of polar bears)
A fishing rod, (for catching diner through holes in the ice)
1 large space heater, (it gets cold in igloos)
As much body heat as necessecary, (see above)
A very large tranquilizer gun, (incase the polar bears get hungry)

M x


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Burning Brain
Burning Brain

eye shifter
Location: between my headphones
Member Since: 9th Oct 2004
Total posts: 321
Posted:first ill give a piece of candy.
then a comfortable seat in the back of my van.
then a realy cool mask
a fun ride, like a roller coster...fleeing form the police
and finally a long trail followed by my electrocution

hmmm confused what am i talking about


If I could be granted one wish I would ask for all the questions of the universe.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:so hard to choose....

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:hmm... havent read most of this, but is it too late to put my name up to be bid on? who do I contact?

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:even though she cannot be owned, i bid the following on... she that will not be owned: (not you, flynt)



a bar in the house, complete with fridge, spirit bottle-sized shelving, and trippy coloured lights

a drinking partner any night/day/hour of the week

kero, as per standard

rides in an authentic australian car

lessons on how to drive a manual

lessons on how not to drive a manual

free/very cheap (~$0.50 AUD) beers

a green towel

a blue necktie

lots of cheap pizza (if you get here while i still work at the pizza shop)

an awesome doggy massager (it vibrates when you press its nose biggrin )


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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dot.
dot.

member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:oh,just found this thread and...should i ask kurobei (he's in charge-am i wrong?) if i want 2 be bid on???

i'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dlovetoi'dloveto

[such a thrill devil]


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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Erm no Kurobei has left the building.

I'm not really sure how business is done in this thread. I think perhaps you just put yourself up for auction and see what happens.

could be wrong though.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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dot.
dot.

member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:ok, so IM IN!

genlemen, dot. has put herself up 4 the auction.
the starting prize is 2 bars of chocolate and a yellow shoe lace:)

(wondering what will happen...)


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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:i would put myself up for auction...but im scared of rejection. lol

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:id put myself up for auction but im the wrong dammm sex again. i think.... confused i can dress up
EDITED_BY: oli (1099862802)


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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Skulduggery
Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales
Member Since: 12th Aug 2004
Total posts: 8428
Posted:Sure you can Oli. Would you like to borrow a bra and skirt? Or do you own those already?

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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dot.
dot.

member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:we could make an exeption biggrin

actually Cantus states that
Written by:
Erm no Kurobei has left the building.

I'm not really sure how business is done in this thread



so i think the rules can change biggrin and u wont have to dress up (of course u can if u really want wink)

ok, i will without hesitation give:
*one of my white&purple ribbon pois
*2 crayons (colours can be choosed)
*and a yellow diabolo string ubbrollsmile
...for the first man on this auction

but thats only beginning, as im not going to give up easily!


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oli
not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:im not a man any more... im incognito. and im gonna dress up its fun smile

*puts on his tights and mini skirt*


Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no

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dot.
dot.

member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:drag queen? smile

if u send me a photo in that costume, i'll consider further betting wink


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:there is a male auction, for this sort of thing.



and stroo, read my one above, oh freeeeeee spirit :P


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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phiredancer
member
Location: england, uk
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 61
Posted:bid for dot

100 feather pillows
skylights
camomile tea
music collection


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:for dot.

A Henreys viper yoyo along with me to teach you a few geektastic tricks smile

forever burning fire poi---> bit of a handfull at times but no more kero needed!

Set of top secret ''colour changing mood poi''

and all the hugs/chocolate that a person can take

hug


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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dot.
dot.

member
Location: Po( i )land
Member Since: 3rd Sep 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:oh, dot.'s so happy because frankly speaking she was same as stroo afraid of rejection
ubbrollsmile

but now she knows she can count on her friends who will show up with a camomile music collection (btw. what music? wink ) or with a wonderful mood changing forever burning viper yoyo.

and hug of course

its worth the "joy and happiness thread" isnt it? smile


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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:**cough**you-still-have-to-choose-tho-hehe**cough**

--update-- yo yo has a new pink and yellow string!


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:Alright, I'm bored and therefore up for Auction.

I'm really quite sweet, honest.

But I need an owner who is not afraid of being owned occassionally, and they can't have a problem with women in uniform (a mod uniform is tres sexy). What else? Ummm, I can maybe get them free stuff from the HOP shop if they're good to me. hehehee.

angel


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brodieman
brodieman

old hand
Location: london
Member Since: 11th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1024
Posted:bid for flashfire

A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x hug
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1 kiss

So what do you think?
ubbangel


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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Written by: Brodieman
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)



Nirvana...who? wink

Bidding for Flash ends in two weeks from today.

so thats at 24th November.

One month away from Christmas then.

Oh dear God...

Where has the year gone again?


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vanize
vanize

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Austin, Texas
Member Since: 21st Aug 2001
Total posts: 3899
Posted:before I bid for the lovely moderator, I need to know two things:

1. will she quit telling me I'm "off topic" if I win

2. does she put herself up for auction every time she is bored?


-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:No.
and,
Yes.

possibly:

Yes.
and,
No.

umm

Dunno.


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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:for flash fire-

1.a puck from an NHL game

2.Vip ticket to reading/glasto 05 (yes i can get them wink)

3.tasty blackcurent flavoured sweets that i cant read the wrapper cause there in turkish....

4.i AM walkin hug so pleanty of those hug


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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Gayle......!
Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol !!!!!!
Member Since: 9th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2444
Posted:Can i put myself up for auction...?

Gayle.....!

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:go for it

please note that in no way, shape or form do i have the authority to say that.

thank you.


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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flash fire
flash fire

Sporadically Prodigal
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Member Since: 25th Jan 2001
Total posts: 2758
Posted:Written by: brodieman

bid for flashfire

A special made hop mod rubber outfit
100000000000000 x hug
a part time nurse
a shiny nu fire staff
a pair of glow in the dark socks
kurt from nirvarnas autograph (i really do have one)
14 unpa-loompas (i really have them to)
a blender to make alcholic coctails
15 random spirits
and 1 kiss

So what do you think?
ubbangel



I gotta say, I am well impressed by what's on offer here! Hugs are good. I love Nirvana - it reminds me of my angsty youth and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is in my high five movies of all time! Rubber outfit? Yes please. And a part time nurse, eh? Can you do sponge baths? With essential oils?

The blender and alcohol I can take or leave, however please don't feed me anything intoxicating before introducing me to the Oompa Loompah's - I might freak out.

smile

On auction til the 25th November, eh? Well, it's my birthday on the 27th November (27 on the 27th AND it's a full moon - that only happens once in a lifetime) so maybe we can coincide the end of my auction with the start of my new era?


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