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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:*pulls out very large, very high caliber rifle. shoots phiredancer*

I bid... a peanut :P

Hey, if you cant win, kill those that oppose you


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Written by: phiredancer

flynt - may i ask who owns you?




I am owned by an independant bidder, who's name shall remain secret.

Thankyou for your interest, but there are plenty of other eligible girls who would gladly accept your bids.


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:Written by: phiredancer

facist!!

unfortunately i dont think coopers is anywhere near as good as guiness, of leffe for that matter, or hoegaarden.........

im adding
*lifetimes supply of the beer of your choice
*your own personal "staff-smith" (to provide replacement parts, fuel and maintenance)
*an actual person to play you sweet, sweet music
*a court jester wink
*extra large faerie wings
*a blacklight kit

im also putting some of my personal services into the bid to ensure victory..........
*hugs and kisses for every occasion
*company for when you need it
*a shoulder to cry on for when you're sad or down
*an ear to bend for when you have a problem
*loyalty for when you need backup
*and honesty for when you need someone to trust
(these services are patent 78743180-9742a-564634)

smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile smile



as the bidding ends today for stormfeather i equal your bid and add:

a half eaten sandwich
big hugs all the time
a unicorn
key to eternal life
TKOF (Personal Slave)
a gameboy ubblol


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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stroo
stroo

trusty sidekick to superman
Location: oxford, england, uk
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2003
Total posts: 799
Posted:No1 will own me, im a freeeeeee spirit. and im scared of rejection, hehe tongue

Livin' on dreams and custard creams

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Well the bidding ended yesterday actually, as you can clearly see it says 24th Oct above your post. The bidding ended on the saturday, which was the 23rd.

smile

So Phiredancer wins.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:but i shot phiredancer. so i win. dont i?

pleeeease?


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:No, you only grazed him.

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brainstorma
brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 1184
Posted:i bid for moon pixie

*an army of fairies
*a naver ending suply of fairy dust
*all teh fairy bread she can eat*one of my green currys when ever she wants it
*a sparkly new monster
*a knight in shining armour to make dramtic rescues of her when ever she needs a damatic rescuing
*a big bag of crystals
hmm thats all i can think of for now


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Hmm i would like to be auctioned....

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:But brainstormer she already has those things biggrin



Okay so what will be the bids on a lady that needs some biiiiggg hugs miss sukra_moon

EDITED_BY: Puk (1098831060)


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:*massive smiles all around* Hugs are given out at any time...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Psycho_lemming
Psycho_lemming

Running hippy spinning lemming
Location: Scotland
Member Since: 16th Jul 2004
Total posts: 15
Posted:Hmmm.... for the lovely Sakura_moon i bid

*more than countable hugs
*a very pretty flower
*a candle
* this polar bear
*and a sparkley pencil

(you have to keep me safe if i win you wink )

*runs away before she gets in trouble for bidding


Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:Written by: brainstorma
one of my green currys when ever she wants it





but they're lethal eek



that one you made us nearly killed us both several times over.



and you only pretended to eat your share you sneaky sneak... smile


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:OK who's in charge round here? Can someone PM me a list of the ladies available please?

Thank you.


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:OK i for Sakura Moon I bid.

Half a bottle of cherry wine.
a cuddly toy gorrila
several of my old sketch books
a blue LED from one of my glowstaffs
a bag of double chocolate chip cookies
and the north star


"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2

*bounces in on that wierd second wind*

so what the beguck is going on here? who is everyone bidding for now? ooh...the north star?? nice one c@ntus!! biggrin


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Zim
Zim

Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
Location: Southern California, USA
Member Since: 28th Sep 2004
Total posts: 284
Posted:for S_Moon i'm layin down:

-20 cheap bottles of wine from my closet
-2 sets of LED poi
-burnt fire poi
-a drug that'll make her mom not care about her spinning fire
-kerosene
-24 hour/day unlimited hugs from a cali boy
-a delicious pan cooked steak
-and will name my next shroom lamp after her ... (my first three are named Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, and Orlando Bloom, and my gigantic flower thing is named Sean Connery)


Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Feeling so special right about now!!!!

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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jewlz
newbie

Member Since: 9th Aug 2004
Total posts: 9
Posted:well.....no one knows me....but if I may

I'm the quiet type everyone warns you about...spin poi, liquid and listen to psy/goa. ummm *looks around* I have dark red and orange hair....and 14 piercings (just above the neck)

you guys can go from there.... biggrin


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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Whoa.. you remind me of me, i had red hair but its black and red now and i have 3 piercings...only three well ears nd very soon to be nose, like some time next week...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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brainstorma
brainstorma

old hand
Location: under the fairie wheel
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 1184
Posted:oi that was a one off
i put to much curry in and not enough coconut milk

but yeah was a brity back curry

i can make better


hmmm again i'll ask can i offer myself as curancy in bidding cause if so i'll offer myself to my list


"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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phiredancer
member
Location: england, uk
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 61
Posted:muahahahahahahahahahaha!! [gloats freely] ubblol



anyway, my wings are like a shield of steel, they can defeat any kind of puny human weapon!!



[puts stormfeather to work straight away]



thank you HoP Auction Houses Inc. smile ubbrollsmile


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:Shield of steel? You batfink lover you

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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ZGouMe
member
Location: France
Member Since: 12th Nov 2003
Total posts: 13
Posted:i would give my life for you Liv' (Sakura Moon)... frown:(

Drink Different Whiskintosh biggrin

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ZGouMe
member
Location: France
Member Since: 12th Nov 2003
Total posts: 13
Posted:i would bid my life for you Liv' (Sakura Moon)... frown:(

Drink Different Whiskintosh biggrin

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phiredancer
member
Location: england, uk
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 61
Posted:yeah i know [sheepish look all over]

i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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brodieman
brodieman

old hand
Location: london
Member Since: 11th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1024
Posted:for sakura_moon i bid

A rubber nurse outfit
two torture garden tickets
a bowl of crispy shreaded beaf
a mahoosive banoffie pie
100000000000000000000000000000000000 hugs
a pencil
a manga dvd with tenticles
and a lemon
mohhhhhaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA


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phiredancer
member
Location: england, uk
Member Since: 14th Oct 2004
Total posts: 61
Posted:hmmmmm.....thinks; i might try adding another to the collection.......

i bid for s.moon

2 jelly tots
packet of jelly babies
4 pack of leffe belgian best
keys to the back door
fluffy pillow
and 5 gnomes with little red hats and fishing rods


i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!

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Sakura_Moon
Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...
Member Since: 12th Jul 2004
Total posts: 1803
Posted:So many to choose from!...ahh Cantus, Zim, Lemming, Brodieman, Zugoume, Phiredancer. *sniffle* i cant have you all... i really need to think about this lol

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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My hairs on fire
My hairs on fire

If its got pistons or boobs, its gonna be expensive...
Location: Cyprus
Member Since: 21st Oct 2004
Total posts: 515
Posted:Sakura Moon for you i bid-



1.My nokia n-gage with recently completed Tony Hawks Pro Skater.

2.A piece of one off abstact art produced by moi.

3.Never ending Fire poi that change colour to your mood.

4.8 bottles of home made vino **potent stuff**

5.2 big bottels of jack daniels

6.couple of fariys in a cages just like Juila Roberts in ''Hook''

7.Ile never turn a hug down so as many as you can take smile

8.A go behind the wheel of my 20v Fiat Coupe wink

EDITED_BY: My hairs on fire (1098895294)


Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...

ahmet_20valve_ahmet(at)hotmail(dot)com
Hope all is well : )

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