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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*pulls out very large, very high caliber rifle. shoots phiredancer*
I bid... a peanut :P
Hey, if you cant win, kill those that oppose you
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Written by: phiredancer
flynt - may i ask who owns you?
I am owned by an independant bidder, who's name shall remain secret.
Thankyou for your interest, but there are plenty of other eligible girls who would gladly accept your bids.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
Written by: phiredancer
facist!!
unfortunately i dont think coopers is anywhere near as good as guiness, of leffe for that matter, or hoegaarden.........
im adding
*lifetimes supply of the beer of your choice
*your own personal "staff-smith" (to provide replacement parts, fuel and maintenance)
*an actual person to play you sweet, sweet music
*a court jester
*extra large faerie wings
*a blacklight kit
im also putting some of my personal services into the bid to ensure victory..........
*hugs and kisses for every occasion
*company for when you need it
*a shoulder to cry on for when you're sad or down
*an ear to bend for when you have a problem
*loyalty for when you need backup
*and honesty for when you need someone to trust
(these services are patent 78743180-9742a-564634)
as the bidding ends today for stormfeather i equal your bid and add:
a half eaten sandwich
big hugs all the time
a unicorn
key to eternal life
TKOF (Personal Slave)
a gameboy
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
trusty sidekick to superman
799 posts
Location: oxford, england, uk
No1 will own me, im a freeeeeee spirit. and im scared of rejection, hehe
Livin' on dreams and custard creams
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Well the bidding ended yesterday actually, as you can clearly see it says 24th Oct above your post. The bidding ended on the saturday, which was the 23rd.
So Phiredancer wins.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
but i shot phiredancer. so i win. dont i?
pleeeease?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
No, you only grazed him.
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
i bid for moon pixie
*an army of fairies
*a naver ending suply of fairy dust
*all teh fairy bread she can eat*one of my green currys when ever she wants it
*a sparkly new monster
*a knight in shining armour to make dramtic rescues of her when ever she needs a damatic rescuing
*a big bag of crystals
hmm thats all i can think of for now
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Hmm i would like to be auctioned....
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia
But brainstormer she already has those things
Okay so what will be the bids on a lady that needs some biiiiggg hugs miss sukra_moon
EDITED_BY: Puk (1098831060)
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*massive smiles all around* Hugs are given out at any time...
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Hmmm.... for the lovely Sakura_moon i bid
*more than countable hugs
*a very pretty flower
*a candle
* this polar bear
*and a sparkley pencil
(you have to keep me safe if i win you
) *runs away before she gets in trouble for bidding
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Written by: brainstorma
one of my green currys when ever she wants it
but they're lethal
that one you made us nearly killed us both several times over.
and you only pretended to eat your share you sneaky sneak...
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
OK who's in charge round here? Can someone PM me a list of the ladies available please?
Thank you.
Meh
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
OK i for Sakura Moon I bid.
Half a bottle of cherry wine.
a cuddly toy gorrila
several of my old sketch books
a blue LED from one of my glowstaffs
a bag of double chocolate chip cookies
and the north star
Meh
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
*bounces in on that wierd second wind*
so what the beguck is going on here? who is everyone bidding for now? ooh...the north star?? nice one c@ntus!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
Former Raver Invader... Not sure what i am now...
284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA
for S_Moon i'm layin down:
-20 cheap bottles of wine from my closet
-2 sets of LED poi
-burnt fire poi
-a drug that'll make her mom not care about her spinning fire
-kerosene
-24 hour/day unlimited hugs from a cali boy
-a delicious pan cooked steak
-and will name my next shroom lamp after her ... (my first three are named Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, and Orlando Bloom, and my gigantic flower thing is named Sean Connery)
Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Feeling so special right about now!!!!
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
newbie
9 posts
Location: Canada
well.....no one knows me....but if I may
I'm the quiet type everyone warns you about...spin poi, liquid and listen to psy/goa. ummm *looks around* I have dark red and orange hair....and 14 piercings (just above the neck)
you guys can go from there....
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Whoa.. you remind me of me, i had red hair but its black and red now and i have 3 piercings...only three well ears nd very soon to be nose, like some time next week...
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
old hand
1,184 posts
Location: under the fairie wheel, Australia
oi that was a one off
i put to much curry in and not enough coconut milk
but yeah was a brity back curry
i can make better
hmmm again i'll ask can i offer myself as curancy in bidding cause if so i'll offer myself to my list
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
61 posts
Location: england, uk
muahahahahahahahahahaha!! [gloats freely]
anyway, my wings are like a shield of steel, they can defeat any kind of puny human weapon!!
[puts stormfeather to work straight away]
thank you HoP Auction Houses Inc.
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Shield of steel? You batfink lover you
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
13 posts
Location: France
i would give my life for you Liv' (Sakura Moon)...
:( Drink Different © Whiskintosh
13 posts
Location: France
i would bid my life for you Liv' (Sakura Moon)...
:( Drink Different © Whiskintosh
61 posts
Location: england, uk
yeah i know [sheepish look all over]
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
1,024 posts
Location: london
for sakura_moon i bid
A rubber nurse outfit
two torture garden tickets
a bowl of crispy shreaded beaf
a mahoosive banoffie pie
100000000000000000000000000000000000 hugs
a pencil
a manga dvd with tenticles
and a lemon
mohhhhhaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA
61 posts
Location: england, uk
hmmmmm.....thinks; i might try adding another to the collection.......
i bid for s.moon
2 jelly tots
packet of jelly babies
4 pack of leffe belgian best
keys to the back door
fluffy pillow
and 5 gnomes with little red hats and fishing rods
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
So many to choose from!...ahh Cantus, Zim, Lemming, Brodieman, Zugoume, Phiredancer. *sniffle* i cant have you all... i really need to think about this lol
.:Pink Exocutioner:.
I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
515 posts
Location: Cyprus
Sakura Moon for you i bid-
1.My nokia n-gage with recently completed Tony Hawks Pro Skater.
2.A piece of one off abstact art produced by moi.
3.Never ending Fire poi that change colour to your mood.
4.8 bottles of home made vino **potent stuff**
5.2 big bottels of jack daniels
6.couple of fariys in a cages just like Juila Roberts in ''Hook''
7.Ile never turn a hug down so as many as you can take
8.A go behind the wheel of my 20v Fiat Coupe
EDITED_BY: My hairs on fire (1098895294)
Henry Hill - 'One day the kids from the neighbourhood carried my mothers groceries all the way home, you know why? It was out of respect'...
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