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Login/Join to ParticipatePosted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
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Posted:Phire- Who for? What on?
If Vixen, then I wouldnt bother..
Im the co owner, and my word is final
Im having her anyway.
And Im also outbidding anyone on Sugarplum before the bidding has started.
:P
If Vixen, then I wouldnt bother..
Im the co owner, and my word is final
Im having her anyway.
And Im also outbidding anyone on Sugarplum before the bidding has started.
:P
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Posted:i bid a faraway dream of stars and faeries for flynt 
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
DeletePosted:i bid a napping rug and a thousand flashing bunnies for storm feather
and i know a secret about this auction house..............
and i know a secret about this auction house..............
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
DeletePosted:Good choice,
Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.
She is lovely, cooks, giggles, falls over and is studying for exams in Dendrochronology.
*n.b. the Dendrochronology may not be true*
Bid away.
Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.
She is lovely, cooks, giggles, falls over and is studying for exams in Dendrochronology.
*n.b. the Dendrochronology may not be true*
Bid away.
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Posted:so hows my bid for storm flower goin, did i get her?
i will up my bid for flynt adding my famous apple & spice muffins, a pouch of faery dust and a Dendrochronology 101 textbook to the list ; )
i will up my bid for flynt adding my famous apple & spice muffins, a pouch of faery dust and a Dendrochronology 101 textbook to the list ; )
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
DeletePosted:I dont know.
I reckon it should be down to who is being bid for to chose who they belong to, bearing in mind that they can take up a better offer at anytime.
How does that sound?
and what do you know?
Tell me...TELL ME NOW!!!
I reckon it should be down to who is being bid for to chose who they belong to, bearing in mind that they can take up a better offer at anytime.
How does that sound?
and what do you know?
Tell me...TELL ME NOW!!!
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Posted:all sounds good and fair to me mr invigilator : )
my tale relates to the founding of this establishment in the distant past and the people who where there at its incarnation, i also know what happened in the room in the attic.........
my tale relates to the founding of this establishment in the distant past and the people who where there at its incarnation, i also know what happened in the room in the attic.........
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
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Posted:Written by: Unsaturated Carpets Of Freedom
Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.
Bid away.
Dear me! UCOF you shouldn't mislead the public like that...
Shame!
I am verrrrrry flattered by the bid, thank you phiredancer, however, I was sold sometime last year, and am also currently taken, and er... yes.
Therefore, no longer on the market
it was a lovely bid tho :wistful:
and UCOF you are SUCH a flatterer...
xoxoxoxxo
the way the auction works, is you place a bid, the owner of the auction house (formally owned by Kurobei...) who is now possibly... UCOF?? anways, the owner decides on a time frame, (ie: three days) announces such time frame, and at the end of which, decides who has won the lucky maiden.
all cleared up then? right. Have fun! sxoxoxox
Flynty is one of our perfect peices we are auctioning.
Bid away.
Dear me! UCOF you shouldn't mislead the public like that...
Shame!
I am verrrrrry flattered by the bid, thank you phiredancer, however, I was sold sometime last year, and am also currently taken, and er... yes.
Therefore, no longer on the market
it was a lovely bid tho :wistful:
and UCOF you are SUCH a flatterer...
xoxoxoxxo
the way the auction works, is you place a bid, the owner of the auction house (formally owned by Kurobei...) who is now possibly... UCOF?? anways, the owner decides on a time frame, (ie: three days) announces such time frame, and at the end of which, decides who has won the lucky maiden.
all cleared up then? right. Have fun! sxoxoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
DeletePosted:also, i'd love to know the secret behind the creators of this thread? (having been one...)
Currently on the right side up of the world.
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Posted:No one's wants storm feather?
ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.
ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Posted:Written by: Puk
No one's wants storm feather?
ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.
i really really hope it's the second one cos at last count almost 600 peeps had gawped at her last photo!
I'll bid a great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure for her
No one's wants storm feather?
ohh don't worry they haven't obviously seen your pictures or know your with Xopher.
i really really hope it's the second one cos at last count almost 600 peeps had gawped at her last photo!
I'll bid a great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure for her
It's smashing to be back x
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Posted:i bid a great night of drinking over here with me and mine all the way over in nz they may result in the need for andys great, undisputed, top secret, never fails hangover cure! *takes a deep breath* maybe we should both get you they way you have the cuse (which is lots of fun) and the qure (and of corse there is no garante that that will tast any good...)
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Posted:The bidding for Vixen officially ends in 5 minutes.
So when the clock in the right hand corner of my screen says 14:45, the winner shall be announced.
You may continue bidding until then.
So when the clock in the right hand corner of my screen says 14:45, the winner shall be announced.
You may continue bidding until then.
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Posted:Can i bid for myself? xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
DeletePosted:Sorry, the time is now 14:53.
8 minutes after I said it was closing.
Vixen, you even asked that FOUR minutes after closing time.
The Bidding for Vixen is now closed.....and it appears I win!
*grabs Vixen and scarpers into his yaught*
Remember Vixen, YOU get to choose who you go to. You can of course still go to yourself though.
8 minutes after I said it was closing.
Vixen, you even asked that FOUR minutes after closing time.
The Bidding for Vixen is now closed.....and it appears I win!
*grabs Vixen and scarpers into his yaught*
Remember Vixen, YOU get to choose who you go to. You can of course still go to yourself though.
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Posted:*sigh* No im happy here *snuggles UCOF* xxx
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.
DeletePosted:YAY!
*climbs into Vixens lap and falls asleep, purring contentedly*
mumble mumble... I like it here... mumble mumble
*climbs into Vixens lap and falls asleep, purring contentedly*
mumble mumble... I like it here... mumble mumble
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Posted:i bid a daily change of faerie wings
an influx of DVD's
kerosine for the sexy staff
a full-size fridge of guinness
and a life-size cuddly sonic for StormFeather
an influx of DVD's
kerosine for the sexy staff
a full-size fridge of guinness
and a life-size cuddly sonic for StormFeather
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
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Posted:I think I belonged to Ray. Now that he's been thrown off the forum I guess that means I have lost my master.
You can take my nutella - but you can never take my FREEDOM!!!!!!
You can take my nutella - but you can never take my FREEDOM!!!!!!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Posted:ahh, i see some ammendments are needed.......
flynt - may i ask who owns you?
for Kat i bid 500 jars of nutella
a new panda suit
1000 multi-coloured baloons
and a single star
did i win stormfeather yet?
flynt - may i ask who owns you?
for Kat i bid 500 jars of nutella
a new panda suit
1000 multi-coloured baloons
and a single star
did i win stormfeather yet?
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
DeletePosted:No youhave not won stormfeather yet.
that was 2 minutes and not 5 days.
Please come back on saturday.
that was 2 minutes and not 5 days.
Please come back on saturday.
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Posted:sorry!! think theres something wrong with my browser, it doesnt update properly so i cant see when ppl have replied - grrrrrrrr
i'll up my bid then if i may?
i'll up my bid then if i may?
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
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Posted:for stormfeather, i bid:
kero kero and more kero
a homebrew kit and bottling equipment, to make our/your own guinness
free trips to the bottlo to get real guinness
a poke in the knee. with a soft, cuddly stuffed animal
a packet of 2 minute noodles, with 5, yep five flavour sachets
kero kero and more kero
a homebrew kit and bottling equipment, to make our/your own guinness
free trips to the bottlo to get real guinness
a poke in the knee. with a soft, cuddly stuffed animal
a packet of 2 minute noodles, with 5, yep five flavour sachets
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Posted:grrrrrrrr.....
i'll see your bid for stormfeather and raise you 10,000 soft feather cushions
a guinness brewery
a heart-shaped box
some lithium in a tube
a moroccan magic rug
a box that plays sweet sweet music
and the twin to your sexy staff
muahahahaha, now i have the most unbeatable bid in the world muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
i'll see your bid for stormfeather and raise you 10,000 soft feather cushions
a guinness brewery
a heart-shaped box
some lithium in a tube
a moroccan magic rug
a box that plays sweet sweet music
and the twin to your sexy staff
muahahahaha, now i have the most unbeatable bid in the world muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
DeletePosted:ok, i could see that, and add:
The entire coopers (best beer IN THE WORLD) brewery chain
an xbox that has sweet sweet music on it
a computer box that has more sweet sweet music
lots of boxes that make that music very loud
some neon in a tube, that when electrically excited, glows a cool red colour
as above, but ultraviolet
enough electrical tape for you to make an entire staff out of the stuff, not just tape around a staff
(at present) almost 8 litres of kerosene, plus tins
a thermos filled with hot coffee
and a packet of 2 minute noodles
The entire coopers (best beer IN THE WORLD) brewery chain
an xbox that has sweet sweet music on it
a computer box that has more sweet sweet music
lots of boxes that make that music very loud
some neon in a tube, that when electrically excited, glows a cool red colour
as above, but ultraviolet
enough electrical tape for you to make an entire staff out of the stuff, not just tape around a staff
(at present) almost 8 litres of kerosene, plus tins
a thermos filled with hot coffee
and a packet of 2 minute noodles
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Posted:me
(am i alowed to use my self as corancy to bid on people)
EDITED_BY: brainstorma (1098205244)
(am i alowed to use my self as corancy to bid on people)
EDITED_BY: brainstorma (1098205244)
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
DeletePosted:facist!!
unfortunately i dont think coopers is anywhere near as good as guiness, of leffe for that matter, or hoegaarden.........
im adding
*lifetimes supply of the beer of your choice
*your own personal "staff-smith" (to provide replacement parts, fuel and maintenance)
*an actual person to play you sweet, sweet music
*a court jester
*extra large faerie wings
*a blacklight kit
im also putting some of my personal services into the bid to ensure victory..........
*hugs and kisses for every occasion
*company for when you need it
*a shoulder to cry on for when you're sad or down
*an ear to bend for when you have a problem
*loyalty for when you need backup
*and honesty for when you need someone to trust
(these services are patent 78743180-9742a-564634)
unfortunately i dont think coopers is anywhere near as good as guiness, of leffe for that matter, or hoegaarden.........
im adding
*lifetimes supply of the beer of your choice
*your own personal "staff-smith" (to provide replacement parts, fuel and maintenance)
*an actual person to play you sweet, sweet music
*a court jester
*extra large faerie wings
*a blacklight kit
im also putting some of my personal services into the bid to ensure victory..........
*hugs and kisses for every occasion
*company for when you need it
*a shoulder to cry on for when you're sad or down
*an ear to bend for when you have a problem
*loyalty for when you need backup
*and honesty for when you need someone to trust
(these services are patent 78743180-9742a-564634)
i must be loosing my mind.............come back!!!!!
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