Forums > Social Chat > The Official Female HoP Auction!
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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Does that mean I own you now?
*crosses fingers*
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
yes
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I up the bid to include
a star
a plantation field with fairys that will nurture anything you choose to grow
a small multi-task robot (does windows)
and a marshmallow mattress
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK
too late!!
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
too late???
oh blu_valley lol
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
i cant help it, compulsive bidder in the corner!
*waves*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
chemical attraction
1,097 posts
Location: Ilkeston, Derbyshire, England
lol,
calm down.
you got obsessive compulsive disorder lol
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
no no no!yes yes i mean no!
*looks around all confused and skipps out of thread to go wash hands*
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
damn away for 2 seconds..sorry blu was unable to enter bidding in time. had some good stuff too. *crosses arms and pouts a little*
*Waves at nucleopoi and loves the circus*
ho hum easy go easy go
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
welll whos up for auction next??
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
me??
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
Woohooo!
For fire_spinning _angel, on behalf of the BMVC I bid the following:
1x self packing/unpacking 100000 man marquee tent
6x 3 leeged puple chairs
1x 2 legged purple chairs
a really really big mirror
1 set of black wings
1 set of pink wings
1 set of blue wings
freedom from judgement
the great pyramid in Giza.
1/3 of the hanging gardens of babylon
green ink
mangos
a smoothie maker (self-cleaning)
a long black dress
a lifetime supply of wigs
18 housetrained monkeys
a brand new oven
a cruise ship, fully staffed
and an island of your choice in the south pacific
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
hhmm...thats a pretty good bid.....can anyone top it??
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
nobody owns me. so there :P
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
come on people....
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
member
45 posts
Location: Copenhagen, DK, Denmark
Blu_valley: Aww, you even housetrained the monkeys, that's impossible to beat.
Sorry Angel, would have bid everlasting friendship, undying love and an infinite amount of
... but for gods sake... housetrained monkeys?!I give up.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
omg!!
for fire_spinning_angel i bid:
blu_valleys previous bid plus:
a pair of hyperlights, hyperlights
a brand new suitcase,
a basket of assorted muffins,
3 and a half boxes of jelly crystals,
4 used bass strings,
a partially used sketch book
2 pencils,
4 keys from a keyboard (2, o, v & 5)
and 51 playing cards
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
oohhh.....thats a damb good bid!! i especially like the suitcase!!
going once.....
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
ill even throw in half a bottle of a fuel of your choice
cheers, pete
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
ok you have convinced me......
i can officially say i am now sold to pineapple pete!!
w00t man!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
*dances to the best of his ability*
(best of ability = goofy
) "you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
he he *joins in strange dance* *makes dance look even more goofy!!*
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
33 posts
Location: space
so any more ladies up for auction?
Im hungry!!!
member
70 posts
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom
can i play?
*puts self up for auction*
im a gemini..go figure
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
Gee, what kind of a commodity are we looking at here Dink? Must know what you're like before we start to bid you know.
Congratulations by the way Pete, have seen Taya in action and can thouroughly vouch for her quality.
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
oh don't they tink?
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
The question is, martin, would you like to own me??
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom
you know i would now get your arse down here!
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
If you want me.... come and get me (nah nah nana nah)
or bid lol
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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