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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:Ooh, I just realised I haven't been put up for auction! ok...here goes umm...umm

18, crazy, not too bad at spinning poi, though a bit of a beginner still redface into rock and alternative music. Comes with pretty little car (loadsa boot space for toys and paraffin) loadsa money and extra dreadlocks ubblol can also cook and make people laugh at the most inappropriate moments.

I guess that'll do! lolsign


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:For StormFeather, i bid:
my multimeter, which is really old, but works great
my vibrating dog
a car charger for a nokia.
a tube of deep heat
my groovy little camera bag (its a mini backpack smile )
a simpsons bowl-o-rama tazo
a can of tomato soup
a guinness hat
an 80 pin conductor IDE cable
many many moosics
a roll of electrical tape


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:i bid:

myself. i can have you, and you can have me.


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:*bounces in* oooh can i play too?

age : guess!
height: 155cm
random: has all toes, fingers and and knee caps attached
occupation: student/ fire twirler/ circus performer
more random: likes chocolate, fire and music. hates asparagus. wants a new guitar. likes to paint
umm.....yeah


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Okay...um..



17 year old staff spinner, likes nature and hugs. Is mature for her age. Likes red wine, stars and the moon and can sing. Thinks the best thing in the world is fireworks. Um...picture located here. Picture

EDITED_BY: roarfire (1112269102)


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Tao Star


Tao Star

Pooh-Bah
Location: Bristol

Total posts: 1662
Posted:hey, how did i never notice this thread? weirdass - can i bid on pretty girls too?

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:your only 17!!!!

i thought you were way older.

in that case i bid

a betty boop figurine (on my desk)

a pink glass piggy (also on my desk)

three highlighters (guess)

and a firestaff....

Can i bid on stormfeather too?

my pc, flat panel moniotor, desk phone, chair and foot rest


Love is the law.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:only if we can bid on you tao star

your hot property

biggrin


Love is the law.

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Yeah, only 17. *sigh*.... uh...well...at least I don't look and act my age? Right? Heh

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:nope

you seem nice and mature and are a total cutie


Love is the law.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:Tao

just found out you were a bloke

sorry bro

smile

i'll still buy you though. got any gardening skills?


Love is the law.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:wait a minute

your not

now im really confused

three posts in a row.

wish i had some work to do


Love is the law.

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:Ok...MiG's offer is pretty temptin...specially with the vibrating dog and the tazo

.:sparkey:. has also made a good offer..

Though I think the tazo might possibly win. MiG is the proud owner of one StormFeather biggrin


.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:damn... always seem to just miss the auctions... mad frown

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Stormy, Queen of Vodka


Stormy, Queen of Vodka

The HoP Industrial Rainbow Fairy
Location: Near Portsmouth, UK

Total posts: 385
Posted:aww havokist you could try and barter with MiG if you like tongue

.You've got invisible fangs and cherry nun bangs,
Your erotic cabaret is non stop
You're wearing too many belts
And I bet they leave welts
Shut up and dance cause I wanna pop.

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i don't think MiG may want to let you go, so i may have to jsut live with bidding on Miss Tao

i bid my long full length purple cloak with big hood


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:hehe =) funny thread =))
i bid: handmade poi, a couple of massages, a couple of dj sets of mine, umm... me?


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:I put myself up for bid smile

16, slighty dippy, comes free with phalic shaped chocolate cake.


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i'm confused as to who Miss So is bidding for...

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:well, now im confused too! because i overastimated my ability to choose from such a huge list of awesomely beautiful and sweet women =)))))))))))))
ARENT YOU????


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i'm really confused

it may just be the tiredness kicking in but i'm not too sure

*confusseled noise*


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:_So_, are you bidding on someone in particular? Are you bid-on-able?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Written by: ado-p


your only 17!!!!



i thought you were way older.



in that case i bid



a betty boop figurine (on my desk)



a pink glass piggy (also on my desk)



three highlighters (guess)



and a firestaff....







Not too keen on the betty boop and the pink pigs, seems a bit belittling and too girly lol.


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted:Too girly!!!

Those are my favorite things i'll have you know. Thats why they are on my desk...

and a firestaff? come now, how many spinners do you know would give up a fire staff?

frown

*sulk*

wink


Love is the law.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:yeh, MiG, im bid-able, hehe biggrin

Let's see, what im worth =))))))



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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Written by: ado-p

Too girly!!!

Those are my favorite things i'll have you know. Thats why they are on my desk...

and a firestaff? come now, how many spinners do you know would give up a fire staff?

frown

*sulk*

wink



But do I have a choice anyway? You're the only one who's bidded! ubblol


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i bid my pink and white tail poi and half of a flatscreen plasma pc mointor on the cute russian girl over there smile

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:i bid, for the veery loverly _So_:



a colour printer

a can of campbells beef soup

a bear that swears at you (it soo cool)

4x ancient network cards

most of a pump bottle of sorbolene

the hangover i'll have tomorrow morning

an analouge audio cable for a cd rom

a psone (the really little playstation)

a pair of vector 6x9 inch speakers



And, for the equally loverly roarfire:

a red cat 5 patch lead

some chunky tomato and onion pasta

a 30ml spirit pourer

a funky blue gel mousepad

an empty envelope

most of a pack of chewing gum

some post-its

an empty can of 3.2 kg beetroot (awesome kero dipping tin wink )

the key to my old car


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester

Total posts: 2530
Posted:frown

i don't seem to have as much useless junk to bid on people as the next HoPper, or more importantly, MiG


We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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_So_
BRONZE Member since Feb 2004

Skinny poi maker
Location: Moscow, Russia

Total posts: 313
Posted:wei hey =) dearest MiG =))) I dont like beer, and i didnt understand a half of the words describing what you bid redface

And Havokist, I always dreamt of pink and white tail poi rolleyes
hm...


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