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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Hey Poz, a ticket from SD to Sydney is about 16 hundred man, your more than welcome to join me but you gotta ask Rozi!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
You do realise that even in the best of times I would only have one sofa bed. Yeah it would be a double, and you would be welcome to share...

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Mystaddict
439 posts
Location: Oceanside, California, USA


Posted:
Flash...does this mean that I am, how us amERICans would say, "ASSED OUT"? I WANT YOU GIRL...I'LL BUY YOU CORN DOGS..Ill feed you girl...I promise

Eric

damn pozee, sure took you long enough to shut ray up...what you wanted to see which pit bull would go for the jugular first or what...lol **fuels the dead fire**

Okinawa ray???

Its about talent, not make up or costumes.


THE UNITED CHAINS OF FIREmember
192 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Absolutly fantastical news everybody...my uncle....get ready for this...has just bought the entire yes..entire NUTELLA franchise....Need I say more? no? thought not...oh...I think i can buy all the blokes in here as well...including malcolm....so..cough...cough...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

WOOP WOOP!! I WIN I WIN!!

I don't dance. I move to music - Some dumb schmuck, Blue Peter 16/9/02-------------------This morning, I sat on the TV and I watched the Sofa


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
UCOF, er,

i hear your uncle's entering a secret bid for all the firechix in this auction, it's true, but his bid is for himself, he ain't telling you & auntie. . .

( * sorry * are you in his will? * )

too bad, i feel for ya, man, your own uncle, just when you thought the old bastard was gonna make life sweet for you. . .

call me anytime, you need a shoulder to cry on, ya know we're all family here.

~ Mike

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Dun insult me further Myst, Oki? Please Mainland baby, Iwakuni!!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Nyxenthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal


Posted:
quote:
PSST!

[from the Official HoP Marriage Proposals thread:

Nyx, Member # 2325, who was flirting her happy lil trippy hippy hidey seeky OM-bing bang heart out there, until she suddenly posted 24 September 2002 13:09
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Marriage? This thread is about marriage?! *runs screaming from the room*
Heck girls, you all can have [pozee, co-mastermind with Flynt of the Official Home of Poi Male Auction thread] for that marriage stuff, i just want to borrow him once in a while!
One big happy polyamorous family!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: CT, USA]

[ 29 September 2002, 13:25: Message edited by: FireMike ]

--------------------
~ FireMike

okay FireMike, whatcha sayin?

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
I think he was just saying that your not in it for marrage so either you or Pozee are up grabs. Just play toys nothing else

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
can someone round up this auction? Kurobei? where is you Auction Master! im getting cold standing here in this skimpy.... dress, thingy??

`

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by adren@line:
ive completely lost track of all the bids, but im sick of standing here waiting, i need someone to whisk me away, QUICK! im torn between mikeginny and united chains. its all so tempting! but if someone adds in more chocolate somewhere, perhaps something new and exciting....

*gives cheeky smile and retreates to display unit once more*


***Marching up hill with a huge bag of chocolate chips on both shoulders ***

Uh, I wanted to add this to my bid?

Did I mention that on top of cooking really well (hope you don't mind vegetarian fare, though...), I also am good at folding laundry, mopping floors, doing dishes, and even windows?

I'm told I don't often snore, either...

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Hmm Flynt skimpy outfit, *pulls up in a nice heated streatch limo* Hop in dear!

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
YAY!

jumps into limo barely keeping modesty intact!

oooerr, strawberries n champagne? *giggle*

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
*with a signal to the driver the limo takes off down the road, after a short drive it stops at an airport. Rozi and Flynt accompany their new owner into a kick arse jet and their off to Paris to pick up Cassandra*

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
YAYAYAY you won the frog as well?

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BurningByronmember
340 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Raymond drop by perth Australia and I'll sell you two of my ex girlfriends who I have locked in my basement plus my alter ego Byronica all for the bargain price of one of the boom sticks you play with at work!!!

HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
No, I have not won the Frog but I am still gonna go pick her up. I am meeting with my friends who owe me a small favor, we will take her by force if needed.

Sorry no trades, I worked hard for these two.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:


eep! i have just remembered i owe ByrningByron a huge email...

scurries off to write email with main content being grovelling apologies...

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Ahe auction house posts airport security personnel all over the place who round up Ray when he lands and throw him in the clink for theft, his lifetime ban is issued for taking auction house proceeding into his own hands and the girls that he stole are returned to the auction.

No Ray, let us say you've been told and twice is enough.

Flynt - you have to decide who you want to go to, in this auction, it isnt up to me who gets you but I oversee proceedings!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
I picked her up fair and square, she got in the limo and all I did was ask. No kidnaping no illeagle stuff man. I won her in the auction, she even admits it sorry man. Looks like I won this time. No hard feelings.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Raymund Phule:
*Slams down the gavel*
What done is done and cant be undone!

Sorry Ray, looks like you've been caught red-handed

Bye bye now..............

whats up with all the limitations?


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Surprised these threads haven't picked up complaints from anyone not up for auction......

......and a fight or two break out over people standing up for them.

Oh wait that's right, it's a bit of fun.......

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Sorry man that was undone hehe, this time I picked her up lagit style

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
What you did cannot be undone young man, we cannot travel back in time and change it, therefore, it is my painfull duty to deny you all access to this establishment for the rest of your mortal (or immortal - remembering the elixir) life!!

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Sorry man she's mine weather or not you let me in or not. I must reiderate that you as the auctionier can not bid! Sorry. Plus she has already willingly came with me. You cant do much about what she wants bud.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
well well well
after great consideration and deliberation, ive decided that mikeginny is a sexy, strong, smart, luuuurvley young man to whom i have but one mere question...

is it love?

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Due to the fact that I have at last opened my eyes to a growing problem, this establishment will be closing.

Thank you

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Maybe I am blind or maybe I see things abit differently but the way I see it is this, it takes 1 person to ruin fun for many. It saddens me to think that someone has that kind of power.

Arg is so frustraiting for me, I wish that you can understand that I love posts like these. They are fun and they give me something to look forward to. I have seen my family 2 times in almost 3 years. Yall are like a family to me and now its breaking up because of a few bad apples.

Before you complain think about others please. Sometimes you just have to grit an bear it.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
I see your point and you're right, why make others suffer because I am, I'll leave this topic open if it makes others happy, who am I to take their happiness away?

whats up with all the limitations?


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Thanks man. Seriusly thank you.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
yo Flynt, Boss!

Kurobei is a fine fire artist & a great visionary founder of this House (& horny for the merch himself), BUT

this Female Auction House is BADLY MANAGED:

quote:
Originally posted by Kurobei:
Ahe auction house posts airport security personnel all over the place . . .
Flynt - you have to decide who you want to go to, in this auction, it isnt up to me who gets you but I oversee proceedings!!

Boss, make them an offer for a TAKEOVER!

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


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