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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
lol so you gunna start bidding for me Gidg?

NoddyToe Poking Bad Boy
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK


Posted:
oh no im losing!!!

a metronome
a cassette with FRD singing britney spears
a picture of yoni in a bikini
a doll of Sparkey
glow poi
and a key to the mystery room???

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!


GidgBRONZE Member
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA


Posted:
ubblol Sorry Cat, besides being broke and only having lint to bid with, Moondoggie wouldn't be happy with the situation if I did.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
lol no probs

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i will bid for the cat. i bid:

everything anybody else has ever bided. (lifts taken at own risk as i don't have a license. I'm not even old enough for one for about 4 months ubblol)
also all of the rainbow tac in the world biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
OK....back to the bid seems no one was sold whilst on my hol's.

liquid bubble gum I bid...
1 monkey army (not the arm of 1 monkey)
1 jelly fish
9 un-used paperclips
infinite big hug
a friendly introduction @ falmouth
20 used marshmallows
a piece of natural agate (crystally rock) found on a beach
an intention craft
2 cloaks of invisibility
a peice of wood
and half a cadilac

cool biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
ooooooo loads of rainbow tac hehehehehe

erm I think things people havent bidded for doesnt count you really have to specify :P

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
do I need to up my bid for you toastied???
Jelly world etc

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ok this took me ages cat. i bid:

a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand
1 fairly well paid but boring job
2 slices of 4 day old pizza
some velcro
and 13 x 2 ply tissues (MAN sized)
(oh and a bent tent peg)
A PIN number for undisclosed bank
3 snooker balls
and a hammer to straighten bent tent pegs...
i bid my pencil sharpener!
PIN no.
snooker balls
tent peg straightener
air con
A jelly castle of your favourite flavour, (inc. drawbridge, portcullis and moat full of jelly croc's)
a jelly baby army
and snow fall of hundredsand thousands
a permanent black marker
a lighter encased in silicon-like spikes
an unlimited supply of hugs
and a yellow (or it might be orange, not too sure) ball from a ball pool
Jelly world
random stuff
candy rain
and...
baby elephants (dependant on how many of my elephant cavalry breed)
They're cute and HUGE!
12 multicoloured socks
3 drawing pins
a peter pan hat
my old bus pass
and a used camera
and a balloon
a crumpet
an odd sock
some noodles
a cd of some mp3's
a metronome
a cassette with FRD singing britney spears
a picture of yoni in a bikini
a doll of Sparkey
glow poi
and a key to the mystery room
all of the rainbow tac in the world biggrin

so what do you think?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh snoop.. thats cheeky.
Toastied
I bid ... and ya can't pinch this.
protection from my unyeilding army of the damned, complete with full soul protection in the afterlife.
and
a happy ending

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
well i add to my bid:

joint power with me when i take over the world biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hah! material goods....I offer
eternal paradise with esoteric control

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i will give you the freedom to do as you wish,
unlimited rainbow tac and
all of the crumpets in asda biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
toastied
your own personal crum..pet
all cute and house trained

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
all of the crumpets in every shop in the world

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
i bid freedom. (just wear a small tag somewhere that says i like monkeys tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i already bid freedom. i bid freedom without the small any tags. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
i bid eternal servitude. with tags.

but its nice servitude :P

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i bid:
your own fire wand glove look: https://www.fire-gear.com/prodpix/gauntlet1.jpeg

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


Captain_Hi_TopBRONZE Member
addict
529 posts
Location: North Shore, New Zealand


Posted:
all i got is a bag full of big red candles

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
and this magic wand https://www.waldorfresources.net/nstoys/images/magicwands.jpg

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I bid
1 wild sling (fires water bombs 200m)
(and i really have one)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
cookies and milk

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hang on SNOOP you can't bid my elephants...their souls are mine alone to command. confused
toasty i bid
Honesty...
Truth...
Honour...
Justice...
a pin...
Harmony...

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
they aren't your elephants. they are mine. all elephants are mine. except the ones i'm gonna give to the cat biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
not true I have elephant soul cavalry and their babies will love and honour cat...
Toatied wants a lot, reminds me of snoop and blu-valley bidding for me....

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubblol that was very funny. but i had fun. biggrin

i really wanna win! i don't have enough people!

i bid:
my dads music studio biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
oooo this is very interesting.... the materialism is winning more at the mo lol but I see no motorbikes or treehouses :P

SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i bid 3 motorbikes and 3 tree houses biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


PsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
I think you got me SNOOpoi biggrin and the rainbow tac too YEY!

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