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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:still on the bid for cat

12 multicoloured socks
3 drawing pins
FRD's toes
a peter pan hat
my old bus pass
and a used camera


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:erm the socks sound cool.... toes mnegh....
I use bluetac not drawing pins... does anyone have rainbow tac?


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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:rummages around

yeah! found some!


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:*wonders if she should put herself up for bid again as previous owner has gone AWOL*

Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:who put herself up for auction.. I dont think anyone owns me yet....

RAINBOW TAC! *has orgasm* ubblol bounce2


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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:*gathers all material, and most non-material posessions to bid on flynt*

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:i bid on the cat the power to advise me as president and a pink balloon

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:not doing it mate... theres no rainbow tac in that deal

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:but i don't have rainbow tac
what about an invite to my party and free wetsuit hire off me (if i have one that fits)
and a balloon
a crumpet
a picture of my party
an odd sock
anything you find in my underwear droor(a place of many wonders that surprises me daily with cd's, sox, a rubix cube and other stuff)
some noodles
a cd of some mp3's


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:ooo think u've just overtaken Noddy

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:woohoo bounce bounce2 bounce bounce2
oh yes and lot's of hugs and kisses hug hug hug kiss kiss kiss


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:lol.... any more offers?

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Gidg
Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol I don't believe that this is still around!!!

Flynt, go for it! Maybe it will get the old owner of yours back on line. hug


Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:lol so you gunna start bidding for me Gidg?

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Noddy
Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK
Member Since: 25th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2865
Posted:oh no im losing!!!

a metronome
a cassette with FRD singing britney spears
a picture of yoni in a bikini
a doll of Sparkey
glow poi
and a key to the mystery room???


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Gidg
Gidg

Super Gidg!!!!
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Member Since: 11th Apr 2003
Total posts: 8506
Posted:ubblol Sorry Cat, besides being broke and only having lint to bid with, Moondoggie wouldn't be happy with the situation if I did.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.

Gidg

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:lol no probs

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:i will bid for the cat. i bid:

everything anybody else has ever bided. (lifts taken at own risk as i don't have a license. I'm not even old enough for one for about 4 months ubblol)
also all of the rainbow tac in the world biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:OK....back to the bid seems no one was sold whilst on my hol's.

liquid bubble gum I bid...
1 monkey army (not the arm of 1 monkey)
1 jelly fish
9 un-used paperclips
infinite big hug
a friendly introduction @ falmouth
20 used marshmallows
a piece of natural agate (crystally rock) found on a beach
an intention craft
2 cloaks of invisibility
a peice of wood
and half a cadilac

cool biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Psyri
Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK
Member Since: 2nd Apr 2003
Total posts: 1576
Posted:ooooooo loads of rainbow tac hehehehehe

erm I think things people havent bidded for doesnt count you really have to specify :P


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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:do I need to up my bid for you toastied???
Jelly world etc


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:ok this took me ages cat. i bid:

a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand
1 fairly well paid but boring job
2 slices of 4 day old pizza
some velcro
and 13 x 2 ply tissues (MAN sized)
(oh and a bent tent peg)
A PIN number for undisclosed bank
3 snooker balls
and a hammer to straighten bent tent pegs...
i bid my pencil sharpener!
PIN no.
snooker balls
tent peg straightener
air con
A jelly castle of your favourite flavour, (inc. drawbridge, portcullis and moat full of jelly croc's)
a jelly baby army
and snow fall of hundredsand thousands
a permanent black marker
a lighter encased in silicon-like spikes
an unlimited supply of hugs
and a yellow (or it might be orange, not too sure) ball from a ball pool
Jelly world
random stuff
candy rain
and...
baby elephants (dependant on how many of my elephant cavalry breed)
They're cute and HUGE!
12 multicoloured socks
3 drawing pins
a peter pan hat
my old bus pass
and a used camera
and a balloon
a crumpet
an odd sock
some noodles
a cd of some mp3's
a metronome
a cassette with FRD singing britney spears
a picture of yoni in a bikini
a doll of Sparkey
glow poi
and a key to the mystery room
all of the rainbow tac in the world biggrin

so what do you think?


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:oooh snoop.. thats cheeky.
Toastied
I bid ... and ya can't pinch this.
protection from my unyeilding army of the damned, complete with full soul protection in the afterlife.
and
a happy ending


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:well i add to my bid:

joint power with me when i take over the world biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Hah! material goods....I offer
eternal paradise with esoteric control


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:i will give you the freedom to do as you wish,
unlimited rainbow tac and
all of the crumpets in asda biggrin


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:toastied
your own personal crum..pet
all cute and house trained


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:all of the crumpets in every shop in the world

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:i bid freedom. (just wear a small tag somewhere that says i like monkeys tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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SNOOPoi
SNOOPoi

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: At the bottom of the garden wi...
Member Since: 13th Jun 2002
Total posts: 3380
Posted:i already bid freedom. i bid freedom without the small any tags. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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