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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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JonnyRok
JonnyRok

Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
Location: Sunny South Africa
Member Since: 2nd May 2005
Total posts: 446
Posted:bid for lost83spy



an entire surface of pudding skin

hydraulics for your beetle

a duck

a bathtub full of gravy

a pool full of noodles

one of those little wooden umbrellas they put in drinks

a mirror that makes you look the exact way you want it to

and last but not least...

a barf bag. ubbloco



oh yeah and il throw in a lightsaber too! biggrin

EDITED_BY: JonnyRok (1129388850)


Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:Aime. Up for auction again. Linden has had me far long enough tongue

Nearly a growed up (well, 17 in 2 weeks and something days)
Specialises in being scared of public transport.
Makes some mean noodle sandwiches.
Gives awesome neck rubs
Likes dancing, UV light and music that she can feel vibrate in her chest


1,2,3,bid!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:*ponders*

Its times like these I wish I had an imagination...


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:hmmm i bid for aimee

ummm....
lots of lovely things,
a packet of hobnobs,
a smiley face badge made of fimo,
a cloud that looks like a dragon
and a fish named bob


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:aime ..wooooo.....I bid

3 crampons
a cheerleader outfit (pom-poms included)
infinate hug 's
a court jester
35 pirates and a small boat to keep them in
a get out of jail free card.. (redeemable at all reputable prisons)
a hangmans rope (1 careless owner)
1 car (wheels not included)
a jigglypuff
13 valentines days worth of red rose petals
a playground
a set of wheels from a monster truck
a cardboard cut-out of me
all the gold in a silver mine
a pink fluffy rainbow
all the silver in a gold mine
1 wedding ring (un-used)
and
a colourful foamy fountain


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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linden rathen
linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK
Member Since: 2nd Mar 2005
Total posts: 6942
Posted:ok re bidding on aime i bid:

a ballon snake
a limited ucl stuff holder
infinte plus 1 hugs
a friendly arm for all purposes
a wierd window cleaning thing
your own harlequin gimp
a castle complete with moat, soldiers, and hoppers
a london underground map
3 pads of post it notes
all the gold in a gold mine
all the platinum i can find
a ram raids worth of jewelery
a box of 16 paracetamol
and a big kiss kiss


back

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:First of all... sorry FRD, I wont soon be owning a Kombi... but a 1973 VW SuperBeetle.

mybci: tempting... you're a nice guy, and we've already woken up next to each other... hmm... staff... tempting, niceness occasionally, Im happy with that...

But screech has the poi and monty python sig... although he wants to protect me from the BVMC, which means no Mynci... and the poi are no good if I cant use them...

hmm... tempting... although I know what I'm happier with... but as FRD put me up for auction, does that mean he decides who owns me?


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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:I reckons Hanz should choose...

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:JonnyRok, Mynci & Screech...

I dont know who to choose...

confused


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:lost I up my bid..

a cloak of invisibility
a dirt bike
freedom to make your own choices
Infinite tequila
a lemon grove
a salt mine
a groove armada
snoopys dog house
a simpsons clock
no ordinary coconut
and
a grizzly scientist


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:Mynci: I feel rejected... you're giving away all this stuff for lost... I feel like Im not worth much... just someone for you to wake up next to in the mornings

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:sorry honey...FRD never said I could bid for you....
if I'm allowed then...

infinite hug 's
freedom to do as you will
most of the duvet when we wake up
A super bubble machine
a flourescent scarf
glow in the dark roses
a platinun snuff box
1 pair of used size 12 shoes
willy wonkas chocolate factory
a small island in the south pacific
a red herring
and
a tiny cook book


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Hanz
Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Member Since: 7th Jun 2004
Total posts: 1328
Posted:oh wow... you're posting stuff I want!
except what is a snuff box?
and do I get a kitchen to go with my cook book?


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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Okay so I've decided to join this....

Although I doubt many people will bid!

(note: those with fireworks and accents will have a greater chance smile)

Sorry aussies!


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:i up my bid for lost by:



a cappucin monkey

3 bottles of russian import vodka

a family sized packet of jelly babies

a pack of coloured straws with bendy necks

a sherman tank

a piece of bungee rope

unlimited hug's

a set of glow in the dark angel wings

a magic self spinning staff (no hands required just the power of thought)

1000 tubs of ben and jerry's ice cream (your choice of flavours)





and for hanz to include:



99 red balloons

a vegimite sandwich

noah's ark (animals too)

a dancing midget

a saxophone playing black panther

a pair of fluffy handcuffs

an apple pie

a packet of malteasers every day for a year

magic shoes that allow you to walk on water

your own personal elevator

the ability to walk through walls



oh and i offered to keep you safe from the BMVC which means you don't have to be subjected to their maniacal behaviour as owners but you can still hang out with them. i mean i spend most of my time with them.

EDITED_BY: screech (1129556873)


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:I'm gonna start the bidding for roarfire with my english accent, and i'll throw in,
a fireworks factory,
a chocolate bar,
6 'Jelly Belly' jelly beans,
3 burnt matches,
a rocket propelled scooter,
free photoshoots for life,
a rubber chicken (because everyone wants a rubber chicken),
free paintball for life,
British citizenship ( I can do that you know wink),
and another item of your choice to the sum of *rumages through pockets* 9 pounds and 37p
biggrin

Oh yeah and unlimited hug


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:i bid for roarfire:

a mug of tea
triple chocolate cake with choco marzipan and filling
choco milkshake to wash it down
toothpaste
a map of the reading of the reading festival campsite
lint
fluff
lions claws
a dragons egg (best hangover cure when scrambled)
and all the hugs you can take anytime, day or night
biggrin


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:for roarfire:

unlimited hug's
a cherry pie
any glow toy of your choice
a pyramid made of cabury's dairy milk chunks
a four poster bed
a parrot that obeys your every command (and no its not dead before anyone makes any monty python jokes)
a tube of super glue
a barbeque
10 cans of silly string
a walk in the park
and a 50 ft long tobelerone


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Roarfire yay! (I'm gonna bid my socks off today)

ok first bid to include

all the worlds love
a water softener
a water hardener
live vole slippers (they carry you in softness)
solar powered night vision goggles
a super large belated birthday cake (never ending slices)
a smellucination of your choice (an imagined smell)
2 life-times supply of hug 's
freedom for tigers and infinite protection for said stripe fella's
more praise in your gallery wink
a yellow jellymarine
anti-confusion serum
a neolithic stapler
a time machine
14 hygeneic pigeons
a quaff of ale
17 mongi (plural of mongoose ubblol)
an umbrella with holes in
a seive with no holes
a packet of holes
3 lumberjacks
and
some cardboard trees


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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TinklePants
TinklePants

Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Member Since: 3rd Jul 2005
Total posts: 4217
Posted:You lot still trying to buy slave girls? lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:then i shall add:

a tuff on which to eat all the curds and whey you want (as made by me with a sprinkle of love)
4 tubes of smarties
UCOFs grin
a beermatt
shoelaces
a parrot (one owner, pirate)
300 free texts a month
100 free anytime anyone minutes
a medium pizza (any toppings)
and a backrub


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:screech you can no longer offer protection from BMVC Blu owns you so 1 maniacal owner above you without the compassionate Mynci to temper the mould.... besides I don't know 1 person un-happy with our ownership... i share my toys and teach my skillz to all my purchases.... including happy birthdays and regular hello's in the intro threads... tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Blayze
Blayze

Doesn't play well with others...
Location: CANADA
Member Since: 28th Jul 2005
Total posts: 187
Posted:Oh oh...I wanna play too! biggrin
Most of you don't know me redface but that should make it a bit more interesting... tongue


I smile because I have no idea what is going on...

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:Blayze:
I'll give you 5 bucks, hard cash (well electronic digity thingys).
Plus hugs and other funky stuff.
Whatever you fancy really.
biggrin


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:Wow!! I didn't expect so many bids. It's a tough decision...



Noodles threw in his accent and a fireworks factory which I said would have an immediate advantage...



but look at all the things Mynci is offering! ... A time machine and 17 mongi! Hahaha



I don't know! I'll get back to you all soon! ubblol


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:Do I get points for taking in what you said then. Woo *feels happy*.
You know you'd also get ownership by association by pigeon as she owns me. biggrin


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:oooh roarfire...
I also have an accent.... I was born in london *curses himself for a fool for not mentioning earlier* ubblol

hmmm can i add to my bid for roarfire (coz she's lovely)

a tug boat
a perfect air-con unit
a small fruit orchard
a camels hat
shergars signature
a halibut called eric wink (haha)
a map of europe complete with postal codes
the milkyway....
6 popples
and
a giant ice tray (ideal for making bricks for igloos)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Lost83spy ..I up my bid to include

some rainbow post-it notes
a hang-glider
2 x pairs of leder hosen
37 roast dinners
much stuffing for above
a voice controlled calculator
a thought powered hover-craft
mr magoo
3 sugar plumb fairies
an invisible TV
schrodingers cat
and
a belly laugh ubblol


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:I think Mynci wins!

Thanks for all the other offers though! smile

Hi Mynci! hug


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Aww, I think I lost out on you Mynci ubbcrying

Oh well, still cant decide. My brain is on overload!

I like all three of you!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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