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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Robyn. Pick me!!! Pick me!!! I will add to my offer:-

a set of House DVDs
A zebra mask
an eyepatch
A bottle of Amaretto
A can of lynx
10x2 orange flavoured Kit-kats
A bridget Jones Diary DVD(without box)
94 drawing pins
orange safety googles
cowboy boots(making them cow girl boots)
1 paint brush

cant resist an offer like that can you wink
xXx


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

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firestarted
GOLD Member since Jul 2007

member
Location: , Ireland

Total posts: 28
Posted:I just joined this thread, it's 61 pages long, I've read the 1st and I've skimmed the last 2, but I'm going to play the nationality card (I'm Irish {^_^}!) and palm off a W.B. Yeats poem for all ladies on auction:

He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
from "The Wind Among the Reeds"

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.


--W.B. Yeats, 1888


I used to write that in love notes when I was 15 so I wouldn't have to pay for meals coz I was cheap *ahem* sorry, coz it's all about what's inside that counts wink :P:P:P


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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:thats a nice poem, i might start writing it in notes myself ubblol
however i think im going with J.A.C's bid, so i best be able to turn into the silver surfer mister!!


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Just_Another_Clown


Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London

Total posts: 965
Posted:Yehaw!!! I win Shocked_Prawn. Dont worry I will treat you nicely and will look after you. :P

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:ok folks, roll up!

one clavey for sale, comes with dreads and nag champa scent, has the ability to massage, and give reflexology, will stay on the dance floor with you all night if you wish (as long as the tunes/band/djs are good!) also believes in faeries..

place your bids now!


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Owned by Brenn smile

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:I bid a WHOLE Chocolate Cake!
Unlimited cups of tea
Non-crashing rides in the Crash-o-Matic
Cuddles
A bottle of PVA glue
half a bottle of Sri Lankan Arrack

smile


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I see Flashpoint's kit and raise:

5 plush monkeys
1 set of UV-flavoured flags
1 beehive (bees included)
A lifetimes supply of massage
3 cookie jars with a mixture of choc chip and macadamia cookies
1 samurai sword set
1 Chocolate bear. Made of real chocolate
2 Pandas
1 Bottle of Frangelico
4 Bottles of wine
1 Lightsaber

And.....

1 Djembe biggrin


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Owned by Lost83spy

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:oooh...monkeys! brenn your offer is sounding mightily tempting..:D

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:ok after giving sufficient time for any further bids by flashpoint or others, congratulations brenn you've won a me!! biggrin can we get a jam with the djembes?? hug

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Yaaay! biggrin I has a burningoftheclavey! ubbrollsmile



 Written by :burningoftheclavey



ok after giving sufficient time for any further bids by flashpoint or others, congratulations brenn you've won a me!! biggrin can we get a jam with the djembes?? hug





You certainly can!



Blackcurrant or raspberry? wink



hug


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder, New Zealand

Total posts: 926
Posted:ooh blackcurrant for definite! yum... and someone to massage me after all the massages i give hug sunny

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Owned by Brenn smile

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:It was part of the deal, after all biggrin

Now turn over wink

ubblol hug


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=Flashpoint=
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=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:God I'm so lame smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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shocked_prawn
SILVER Member since Apr 2007

shocked_prawn

old hand
Location: Sunderland, UK

Total posts: 865
Posted:hahah nice cat bump tongue2

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Nice. So who is on the auction block?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Not many, seeing as HoP is a total sausagefest these days tongue2

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Well most of us lovely ladies have already been claimed. Got to get in fast these days smile

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:You know what, I don't think I ever put myself up for auction in the past.

So.. *takes a deep breathe* OK I put myself up.

I am a mid 20's female, living in London UK. I work in Circus, and enjoy juggling and hooping a lot. I love reading, cake and wine. My perfect night in is reading on the sofa with a glass (bottle) of red wine and some cake. I also collect rubber ducks.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Jenovadeath


Jenovadeath

newbie
Location: Newcastle, UK

Total posts: 34
Posted:Okay, hot on the heels of Pink I shall also put myself up!

Feisty English redhead who works in science and teaches dance as a part time job. Loves staff twirling and is learning poi and fan work.

Talents include gaming and making cupcakes. Likes rock music and 80s films, has a competitive streak and is always up for a challenge. Secretly nerdy and wants to live in a big bouncy castle!

xxx


Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:/me wonders if circular ownership is a good idea. tongue2

I just realised Pink is on the BJC organising thingy. I think.

EDITED_BY: aston (1294767860)
EDIT_REASON: sudden realisation


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:For Jenovadeath I bid

1x Sephiroth Action Bust with Realistic Supernova SFX!tm


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...

So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.

For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There, United Kingdom

Total posts: 6140
Posted:Originally Posted By: astonOriginally Posted By: Pink...?BJC Organising? I organised the London Juggling Convention? or...?

Circular ownership could be interesting...

So you did not post on r.juggling? Must be getting confizzed.

For Pink I bid:
1 confizzalatron.
5 juggling balls what glow red in embarrassment when glared at after a drop.
3 hugs from the non-celebrity acquaintance of my choice.
Also, access to Western Cape wine farms via a road trip.

I post on Rec. but not about the BJC, my name on Rec. is AliceB



I like your bids... wink


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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Wild Child
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

Wild Child

Star Trekker
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1733
Posted:In 5 1/2 years I've never had the balls to put myself up for auction so here goes....

Bargain Basement time:

Somewhat dated model old but not a bad runner, several previous careless owners, deficient in all but basic technology and limited performance but plenty of heart and soul.
Good cook and excellent listener.
Easily controlled with flowers and a few kind words.

please don't make me beg...... laugh3


'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:So who is actually auction master for the ladies?

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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Istra
SILVER Member since May 2010

Istra

newbie
Location: Leawood, Kansas, U.S.

Total posts: 32
Posted:Ok i will put myself up for auction wink
so...here goes.. tongue2

I'm an 18 yr old hooper, also use levisticks. learning poi and hopefully soon staff on the side. Just a starter at performing but pretty good at what i do so far

Talents include gaming, pretty decent at cooking, and love to dance. Love almost any music including techno, dubstep, rock, etc. can't stand country though. Thankfully I am pretty easily entertained, but also easily distracted tongue2 its fun though!

I also like smiley faces lol wink

EDITED_BY: Istra (1297192187)


The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

-Bertrand Russell

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Zephyre Phoenix


Zephyre Phoenix

Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)
Location: Lawrence, KS

Total posts: 1264
Posted:Hmmm.... Let's see...

For Istra, I bid:
4 jars of nutella,
an original copy of Super Mario Bros.
Three blank pieces of paper that smell vaguely of popcorn,
Arabian god salt (makes popcorn even MORE delicious)
300 Gold coin replicas (with one surprise actual gold coin mixed in)
1 30 minute back rub
and Mars (must be transported by new owner)

For Pink...
a glimpse of a bottle of Don Julio 1942 tequila (anejo)
A map to the location of the holy mail (like the holy grail cept it has postage stamps)
3 used (yet loved) guitar strings,
and a teddy dragon stuffed with special seasoned popcorn.

For Star Child:
Case of Guinness
Pony Keg of hawaiian punch
3 bottles of rootbeer on the wall,
the eastern tip of Alaska,
and a Green miniature buddha statue.

For Jenova:
Cloud buster sword, monster blood included,
3 ice cream materia,
and a glass of lemonade.


Never take candy from strangers...... But popcorn is okay!

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