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Kurobei


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Location: The Phire Kru

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Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

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Posted:all my worldy possesions biggrin (except my fire poi - you can borrow those though)

as many head mssages as you want - as well as backs and anywhere else thats achy

cooking smile and infinte huggles/cuddles


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_Aime_
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_Aime_

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Posted:oh my! ubblol

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:lol - all i need is the fire (well some clothes might be helpful but i can always use a blanket

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I will post more... I have to beat FRD's list!

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:you can try to beat FRD's list but you cannot beat mine
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Nate
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Nate

Groovy ga watashi no namae desu!
Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

Total posts: 1530
Posted:zatoichi kicks ass

i bid with a free sample of colgates new toothpaste "colgate oxygen"

i was gunna use it tonight but ah well

i win!


I like Languages.

Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hug.gif" alt="" />

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

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Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:eek my my aimee you are wanted! hehehe

hmmmmm *wonders how i can beat their lists......*



100 tubs of ben and jerrys (any flavuor)

a weekend on my luxury couch (when i get it)

the chance to use my new (on its way) 3 headed catherdral fire poi! eek

and more yummy yummy bang bangs that FRD and flashpoint can comprehend! biggrin


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Location: London, UK

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Posted:as above but with added

200 vouchers for meals cooked by me (im quite good)
as much ice cream as you can knick from our freezor
unlimited oppertunties to crash at my place (here or when i move to london for uni there)


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth

Total posts: 4760
Posted:I bid my love biggrin Ha ha ha yeah like hell thatd hold.. hey wait..i own FRD..so I own his list biggrin bid away young padawan smile Oh and sam..when you going to put yourself up for auction eh?

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Total posts: 4172
Posted:*has to make a decision soon*

squee!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Erm.... all of what I put....

erm.... plus..... erm.... we



ubbidea



Plus ill fix/replace your dead/dying staff, and teach ya stuff smile



and er.... erm.... ya like fluff? I got plenty of fluff.... in fact, i think i have the largest collection of fluff in the world... that too smile

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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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linden rathen
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linden rathen

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Posted:i have the largest collection of mess to bid as well :P

um who would want to bid on me? :P id have to give stuff away


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:You'd need to bump the male HoPper thread ubbrollsmile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:its been done and ive just gone under the hammer ubbrollsmile

you may now bid for me - you lucky lucky people :P - just not here :P


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Right Aimee...

A lifetimes supply of regular Brownies... (the chocolate ones)
All the cake you can eat
A Large cup of Ale that refills itself automatically with the bevarage of your choice
The entire Beatles back catalogue
A Jelly copter
Two big fluffy old english sheepdogs
A small battleship to crush your enemies, manned my minions...
And a big slice of ME, BABY, ME!!!!

God that sounds crap. biggrin At least I tried...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:flash point stop lying
we all know you dont really exsist tongue


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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:i'm up. bids?

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Posted:For squarexedge

Jack Johnson (a cardboard cutout)
unlimited access to that sweetie shop on the pier.
a soap box and mega phone wink
a septum piercing
some pretty new plugs that wont smell tongue


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JauntyJames
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JauntyJames

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Posted:For squarexedge

Jack Johnson (the real one)
A paper mache model of the Colluseum (life size)
The letter Q
A big box of cookies
A walrus to hug
A tophat
A shiney new penny


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:i'm up for auction...

who ever wins me can use my fairy magic. i will also give them magic kisses.


THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:Im still on the edge of my seat about who's won Aime smile

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Posted:*oooos and ahhhhs and ummms*

*whimper*


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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

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Location: Bideford and Bath

Total posts: 3099
Posted:i may just have to buy you
i can offer
short fire staff
lovely practice staff
crumpets
omellets
yummy yummy bang bangs
hugs and kisses hug kiss
knowlege (at least what i have)
a computor (not very good)
lots of music
and other odities smile meditate smile


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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SNOOPoi


SNOOPoi

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Posted:sounds good to me. at least somebody wants me. ubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

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Posted:don't worry we all love you really people just aren't online to bid at the moment as soon as they are i'll have tough competition hug

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:I'll put forward the following on the Ning Ning fairy:

pens in a stubby holder
slightly filled teledex
1 pr headphones
solar powered calculator
'entered' stamp
'country classics' cd
roll of blue electrical tape
the much pretty sunrise happening at the moment
a wastepaper basket
an old lotto ticket (99% sure of non-winning)

And for Aime:

my camera bag (looks like a mini backpack biggrin )
a fairly largish advertising pad thingy
a 'not negotiable' stamp
mini steel ruler (6")
some blank postits
some not-so-blank postits
a hole punch
the weird noises outside my house
an empty 'krazy kolors' ice cream bucket (5 litre)


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:bids on snoopoi

all the hugs you can take
my undying friendship
a life times worth of useless information and bad jokes biggrin


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

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Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:oo aaargh um...

*sqeeeeeeeee*

its gonna have to be...linden_rathen

but that dosn't mean i love FRD any less, and he is already promise a play fight and tickle at clapham kiss

well done sam. you own me for a week biggrin


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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

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Posted:WOOOOOOT biggrin

*bounces* i win i win i win


only a week? hmmm better get plotting then


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Darn it... didn't even come close...

Oh and Linden... Youre right I dont exist, i am made up of 62 little blue men (to those in the know, Nac Mac Feegle) who jump up and down on the keyboard, ruled over by a dumpy chap in a bowler hat who chews mushrooms and drinks cold hot water.

And remember ...There is no spoon...


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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