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Kurobei 786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay go me! but i'm probably the only english HoPer still up at 0507 local time!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I see the butter knife,
teaspoon, and tippy cup.

And raise you...


Sparta smile

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
OOOHHHH!!!! I want Sparta!!!
I was wearing a sparta top before!

But what about limozeen?
I want them too!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh poo, I don't have any old countrys from the bc era laying around....
(Starts rummaging in drawers)

here it is, I raise you some pringles 26 assorted coins an shiny things and THE WORLD!!!!!muahahahah

(pringles are bbq flavour, assorted shiny things may no longer be legal tender and the world is made from glass)

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
hey, i'll raise you me! ....now figure that one out tongue

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
I see you Mr Majestic and raise you a lifetim of hug's, and a full cutlery set!

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
You know what, i don't think i've ever put myself up for auction on this thread!!

Therefore:

1 female currently residing in Bristol, UK
Can: Spin poi, juggle clubs, Hula Hoop. Has been known to pick up a staff on rare occasion.
semi house-trained. Can cook & clean when prodded.
Has ecclectic taste in music & therefore comes with a wide music collection.
Has day job. Although willing to leave for the right bidder!

More details on request.

Reserve Price of Chocolate, Nutella or Massage.

Bid ends: 1800 GMT

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
whats this about selling people.....is that not slavery?
I highly disagree.....
how much?!
oh, well in that case I gotta go before I get caught being involved in slavery, I learnt the hard way that you can't sell your friends, and you definitely can't buy them................again

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh oh oh I'm good at massage! I bid one of them, an this here box of facepaint!

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


clarence_quackSILVER Member
QuackerJack
1,927 posts
Location: over your left shoulder, Australia


Posted:
WOO! I think I've just been sold to Steaks.
Can't go past that full cutlery set!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
haha cant beat a good cutlery set!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
So anymore bids for pink or have i won allready with my facepaint?

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Woo Hoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I own Clarence bounce2 hug

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
for pink I bid

an unlimited source of magical pink body paint
a cadbury factory
the largest monkey hug ever
2 small pin wheels
and an elastic band ball
a dishwasher to free up those evenings (may require feeding)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh Mynci's bid is looking pretty good...!!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


darkness-beforeGOLD Member
197 posts
Location: The sea, United Kingdom


Posted:
One snorkle mask
A roast dinner cooked by me with meat of your chioce
Iraq currency circa 2003 mixed denominations
14 hat pins
3 hats
a year of back rubs
a half eaten pot of nivea
an a very small remote contol car

Eagles may soar but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

Telepath wanted, you know where to apply.


BrieveBRONZE Member
15 posts
Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL, USA


Posted:
A ice cream sandwich
a tub of ben and jerry;s (I have 6 different times so your choice)
A set of 3 Whiteboard Markers
1/2 gallon of premixed Green Fire Fuel
a surf board
As many trips to the beach as you want.
and a zippo that needs fuel.

AmaraOSILVER Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
My turn?

AmaraO. Is is what I is. Make an offer. :-)

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


ACTSILVER Member
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
I offer you AmaraO

1 contact juggling ball smile

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I see your 1 contact juggling ball and raise you....

3 jingly jangly bellydancing belts, one of which has teeny tiny cows instead of coins biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


AmaraOSILVER Member
67 posts
Location: South Of The Swan, West Oz., Australia


Posted:
oooohhh.......teeny tiny cows you say?

Thats tempting...but its early days yet...

You also tilt when you should withdraw, and that is Knightly too. Rest In Peace, Heath.

Proudly Owned By FireTom.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hmm... why not.
Hopefully I can get bought by someone in a warmer climate than this one biggrin

Comes with rather long hair, bad dress sense and patronising disposition. Can make origami paper birds without looking, other than that, suitable for decorative purposes only.

Reasonable condition, does not come in original packaging.
Can be sold internationally, but may be subject to quarantine laws.

Okay.. so.. any offers?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
I'll offer you:

Warmer climate - year round
free access to the thumb tacks
and a skateboard

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
i agree with you hamamelis a warmer climiate would be ace!

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Confused about who actually is on auction: AmaraO, hamamelis or shocked prawn, I'm blindly bidding for the lot (as not to appear 'desperate' wink ):

15 sunsets and
15 sunrise
1 full moon
6 shooting stars
1 seat on the back of my Enfield (timeshare)
3 contact balls
1 fireset, containing firecups, fans, sword, poi and staff
1 bellydance costume
1 hammockspace under the Mangotree
1 endlessly patient Tetris-tuition
1 "endless summer" journey...
1 barely used CANON EOS 1 (35mm) and compassion for photographic passion (i.e. patience)
1 pair of scissors and 20m's origami paper...
3 sets of sparkly masks and
3 sets of angel wings
3 sets of woodlegs

hmm, I might appear as an impatient bidder, but that's in the face of a present convention to be attended wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Do you hear that?




That's the sound of FireTom acquiring a harem! ubblol

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


ACTSILVER Member
318 posts
Location: I am in a world you do not want to be, USA


Posted:
FireTom you can bid that Cannon EOS 1 for me. LOL I speak cameras.... BTW why is it barely used and would you like to sell it????

Don't hate me because I am different, hate me because I still think I am better then you!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Hey!
Once a bid has been made, you can't withdraw it, or this would just decend into a farce!
biggrin
Um, I'm not sure how well one hammock would split between 3 people, unless the other 2 are really really small..

Do we get guarded by eunuchs? Otherwise it's not a *proper* harem..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


shocked_prawnSILVER Member
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
i didnt realise i was up for auciton... but i am drawn to the idea of wooden legs ubblol

Proud Co-Owner of PoiBoi
Owned by J.A.C


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
ubbangel There is a islamic rule that one can't have more women as he can take care of... well... wink

ACT: so you're putting for self on auction too? weee bounce The Canon is in storage since I got tired of dragging 12kgs of camera backpack, along with 8kgs of firetoys and noticed that by taking pictures, I'm almost detached from the action, just peeking through the viewfinder. All this to find out a month later that the rolls got damaged by heat, or double exposed, or else. Plus the chemicals involved in the development process... YAY for digital and I'll aim for a 40D a.s.a. I regain my passion for taking pictures. But I'd never 'sell' my camera, only sacrifice it for my partner and her passion...

But Hamamelis I'd never withdraw my bid biggrin and it's a BIG hammock for 5ppl, so three would fit comfortably wink

Robyn, I like it more from flesh and bones wink But you can have as many woodlegs as you like smile

Eunuchs? We could talk about that, even though I would (if you like) prefer you to guard yourself, so I'll add at least

1 course in martial arts (choose your own style) each

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


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