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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


Tao StarTao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
awwww, i didin't mean that.

hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug hug2 hug



biggrin

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


blu_valleyblu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hehehe, I know I know biggrin I'd encourage others to bid for you, but I wanna win. The main other bidders in this forum are screech and Mynci and I own them both anyway, so technically, you have loads of people bidding on you.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Ha x-ray specs (sooo 19-yesterday...see my previous bids ubblol)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SethisSethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
OK, I want to bid for Tao Star (cos I want to filch victory from blu biggrin )

The ability to create eclipses.
Polymorphing (Change into any animal of your choice!)
A computer that *Never* breaks down.
A matress stuffed with money.
A neverending supply of household essentials (never run out of toilet paper again!)
A dance on the rings of Saturn.
A conversation involving God and a big stick.
Weather control
Freedom from (and lack of respect for) the laws of Physics.
Myself, as your dedicated servant for 37 days.
A kitten that is *unbearably* cute.
A *full size* lego alien with spinney equipment.
A permanent height boost of 1" to bring you up to 5' tongue

Back later, so don't go selling yourself yet! biggrin

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


Tao StarTao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
woooo! you really have been doing your homework biggrin

ahhhh *dreams of being 5'*

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


LMSPLMSPBRONZE Member
veteran
1,588 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
All I can offer for Tink is



The last word in any argument (always handy in a family dispute)

TinklePantsTinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah as if marie - i always have the last word - bid harder!!!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


PsyriPsyriSILVER Member
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK


Posted:
OK question for future reference... is there any Kate Bush lookalikes here? I will sell my soul and all I have for one

MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ok Tink....
addition

A field of happiness
a teleporter
a man with his tongue peirced for you to abuse
7 jabberwockies
2 plecostomus's
half a bottle of vodka
some baby oil
an interstella ninja sunflower
3 and a half cheese burgers
the population of the galapagos
a rhino with a penis shaped horn
ear plugs guarenteed to block out screaming children and annoying boys
a pin badge of a mouse
2 glowing balls
as much innuendo as it takes to fill you up ubblol
a practice toothpick
an inflatable pin-cushion
an exploded caravan
2 x anything anyone else offers for you
a blunt ball
an inverted inversion
2 oxymorons
and
some pickle on a tickle
wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BlayzeBlayzeSILVER Member
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA


Posted:
blu - throw in a penguin and the number 4 and I'm all yours!

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
tink is on sale? if not ignore this...

the ability to have AND give multiple orgasms

3 carribean islands

a group picture of everyone currently in the gayfest bed...naked

a monkey

a half full bag of doritos

a pink fluffy thing

a pool full of your favourite drink

a direct line to god - anyone you want...you could even make one up!

a hairbrush

a half empty 3 litre bottle of cider

a FULL bottle of coca cola

a toy bagpuss

a new diary

a new barbie

a gay ken

all the diamonds in a gold mine

all the gold in my pocket

some pocket fluff

9 juggling balls

a years membership to NASA

two years supply of nutella
EDITED_BY: 1337_poier (1129746131)

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hanz



i bid more ubblol



some pirates treasure

the letter x

14 rabid doughnuts

a scaffold pole

a pair of crutches

some bales of carpet

a waterbed

a waterpillow

a water duvet

a bucket

some spikey pyjamas

swimming lessons

a towel

resuss (in case you drown ubblol )

a uni cycle with stabilizers

a weather altering snowglobe

a get out of jail free card

2 tribes of warring pygmys

the stripes from a tiger

a purposeful porpoise

a rainbow hole (much nicer to look at than those black ones wink )

13 bonzai trees

and

a lemming called frank. (who can fly)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SethisSethisBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom


Posted:
Further to my previous bid, I offer:

1 Indoor rainforest that is bigger on the inside than the outside.
The ability to breathe fire any time you want, with no preparation and no health risks.
A saddle made for a Dragon (Go outside to check out the other half of this present wink )
A 20 sided dice.
A complete artists kit.
A thingamabob (1928 model).
Buck Cherry, for your audible pleasure.
A big red button that you can push any time.
The ability to make things you don't like go "Poof!" and disappear.
A singer of your choice, singing to you in your sleep.
An old style romantic ball.
Someone who cares.
A blue rose.

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Sethis


A conversation involving God and a big stick.





Best. Bid. Ever biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


screechscreechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
add to my bid for hanz:



the moon on a sick

an obsidian orb

3 hacky sacks

a stress free life

a dotty dogfish

an army of mer people

a pointless pin

the question who's answer is 42

the number 69

a time machine shaped like a telephone box

a surfboard

some coral

a ball that doesn't bounce

a bed with enough room for all the hoppers you wish to wake up in

an interview with a vampire

a life size card board cut out of johnny depp (i couldn't get him he said he was too busy)

a contact ball

an owl

a pussycat

and a beautiful pea green boat

the pointy ears orlando bloom wore in lord of the rings

a miniature clone of mynci

3 juxtapositions

6 spoonerisms

12 funky gibbons

a friendly gang of fruit

and a cruise in the caribean with the hopper of your choice
EDITED_BY: screech (1129809756)

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hanz I up my bid...(screech yer bleeding me dry here dude ubblol)

a bottle of fairy's liquid
a posh porsche
some chilli's dipped in cheese
the good bit of java
the children of my work colleagues as personal slaves
99 bottles of beer on a wall
all the kings horses and all the kings men (re-trained after the humpty incident)
A giant inflateable hamster wheel
morgan freemans moustache
an analogue digitalis
a lunar powered sundial
and
a hippo's tutu (dry cleaned)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleyblu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
OOOh, I up my bid for Blayze to include all the numbers between 3 and 7 (inclusive) and three penguins (one chocolate two little animal ones)!

I thus step up and claim Blayze as Mine!!

WOOHOOO!

*presents the booty for collection by Blayze, grabs her hand and makes her join in the happy jig*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Tink I offer more (because I can ubblol )

the fear of God
directions to shangri-la
a way to trap light in glass balls
a heliograph
a chunning foomar
respect due

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BlayzeBlayzeSILVER Member
Doesn't play well with others...
187 posts
Location: CANADA


Posted:
happy jig....happy jig!!!! biggrin

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...


the_poierSILVER Member
the 1337 poier
346 posts
Location: england


Posted:
i add more to my last bid to include
atleast 3 afterlifes
and acre of the moon
your own planet
the ability to speak every language known to man fluently
the winning numbers to a 9 times lottery roll over
three slates off my roof
a library with every book in the world in...
you own personal cheafeur
a cuddly teddy
a bed shaped like a heart
AND some curtains

ive got a fuzzbox and im not afraid to use it
R.I.P. gayfest


blu_valleyblu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
And more Happy jig!!!!!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


linden rathenlinden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
ok on top of what i have already bid for tink i add

as much as hell as i currently own (99% )
free access to dis
a years pass to heaven
the biggest chocolate bar known to man
a ball of string that never runs out
all the drinks i can get her
animated avatars
conversation
keys to 95 differnt people's hearts
a court jester
a court
a castle
an island in the sun
a star system of your choise
a way of getting there
joy mine

back


alien_oddityalien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
*shyly wanders in to the thread*


whats the score here???

HanzHanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
Screech: why would I want a miniture clone of mynci when I can have the real thing?

See... and Mynci has a water bed... I can fit HoPers in there... and swimming lessons!! probably one of the best things Ive heard throughout all this bidding (how did you know?!)

See... Mynci has been offering me stuff I want/need.. screech has just been offering stuff... I swear Mynci is stalking me... actually that isnt too bad of an idea...

MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hey hanz hug I'm no stalker....but if you want me to I'm sure I can work something out ubblol

right my final bid for the beautifully wonderful Hanz....

the perfect watch
some night vision goggles
a trench-coat
the rest of my basic stalker kit wink
Inflatable toys of varying hues
a rubber plantation
instant qualm removal
a hammock (I will fan you with a big palm frond too ubblol )
directions to manly (in Sydney)
an automatic drink collector
the secret PM
and
My un-dying gratitude forever hug biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsTinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay SOLD TO LINDEN!!
Sorry mynci but the chocolate and free drinks tipped the scales
plus i need lots of string!

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


linden rathenlinden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
WOO HOO biggrin i win i win biggrin

back


JonnyRokJonnyRokBRONZE Member
Look! I'm Darth Bunny!
446 posts
Location: Sunny South Africa


Posted:
okay i wanna place a bid but I lost track of whos up for auction!!

So whos up for auction then?

Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo ho fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is alright to be,
Do what you want coz a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!


yoniyoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
*lots and lots of profanity's*

dammit i have almost no net axcess so completely missed tinks auction

*more profanitys*

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


MynciMynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Tink...grrr. OK so when you coming down to the south coast... *grumbles*
Well done Linden *shakes lindens hand* at least Tink sold herself to someone I actually quite like biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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