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Kurobei 786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Okay so I've decided to join this....

Although I doubt many people will bid!

(note: those with fireworks and accents will have a greater chance smile)

Sorry aussies!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


screech 889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
i up my bid for lost by:



a cappucin monkey

3 bottles of russian import vodka

a family sized packet of jelly babies

a pack of coloured straws with bendy necks

a sherman tank

a piece of bungee rope

unlimited hug's

a set of glow in the dark angel wings

a magic self spinning staff (no hands required just the power of thought)

1000 tubs of ben and jerry's ice cream (your choice of flavours)





and for hanz to include:



99 red balloons

a vegimite sandwich

noah's ark (animals too)

a dancing midget

a saxophone playing black panther

a pair of fluffy handcuffs

an apple pie

a packet of malteasers every day for a year

magic shoes that allow you to walk on water

your own personal elevator

the ability to walk through walls



oh and i offered to keep you safe from the BMVC which means you don't have to be subjected to their maniacal behaviour as owners but you can still hang out with them. i mean i spend most of my time with them.
EDITED_BY: screech (1129556873)

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


[noodles] 893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
I'm gonna start the bidding for roarfire with my english accent, and i'll throw in,
a fireworks factory,
a chocolate bar,
6 'Jelly Belly' jelly beans,
3 burnt matches,
a rocket propelled scooter,
free photoshoots for life,
a rubber chicken (because everyone wants a rubber chicken),
free paintball for life,
British citizenship ( I can do that you know wink),
and another item of your choice to the sum of *rumages through pockets* 9 pounds and 37p
biggrin

Oh yeah and unlimited hug

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy 1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
i bid for roarfire:

a mug of tea
triple chocolate cake with choco marzipan and filling
choco milkshake to wash it down
toothpaste
a map of the reading of the reading festival campsite
lint
fluff
lions claws
a dragons egg (best hangover cure when scrambled)
and all the hugs you can take anytime, day or night
biggrin

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


screech 889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
for roarfire:

unlimited hug's
a cherry pie
any glow toy of your choice
a pyramid made of cabury's dairy milk chunks
a four poster bed
a parrot that obeys your every command (and no its not dead before anyone makes any monty python jokes)
a tube of super glue
a barbeque
10 cans of silly string
a walk in the park
and a 50 ft long tobelerone

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Roarfire yay! (I'm gonna bid my socks off today)

ok first bid to include

all the worlds love
a water softener
a water hardener
live vole slippers (they carry you in softness)
solar powered night vision goggles
a super large belated birthday cake (never ending slices)
a smellucination of your choice (an imagined smell)
2 life-times supply of hug 's
freedom for tigers and infinite protection for said stripe fella's
more praise in your gallery wink
a yellow jellymarine
anti-confusion serum
a neolithic stapler
a time machine
14 hygeneic pigeons
a quaff of ale
17 mongi (plural of mongoose ubblol)
an umbrella with holes in
a seive with no holes
a packet of holes
3 lumberjacks
and
some cardboard trees

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
You lot still trying to buy slave girls? lol

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy 1,079 posts
Location: Canterbury, UK


Posted:
then i shall add:

a tuff on which to eat all the curds and whey you want (as made by me with a sprinkle of love)
4 tubes of smarties
UCOFs grin
a beermatt
shoelaces
a parrot (one owner, pirate)
300 free texts a month
100 free anytime anyone minutes
a medium pizza (any toppings)
and a backrub

D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
screech you can no longer offer protection from BMVC Blu owns you so 1 maniacal owner above you without the compassionate Mynci to temper the mould.... besides I don't know 1 person un-happy with our ownership... i share my toys and teach my skillz to all my purchases.... including happy birthdays and regular hello's in the intro threads... tongue

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


BlayzeSILVER Member
187 posts
Location: CANADA


Posted:
Oh oh...I wanna play too! biggrin
Most of you don't know me redface but that should make it a bit more interesting... tongue

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...


[noodles] 893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Blayze:
I'll give you 5 bucks, hard cash (well electronic digity thingys).
Plus hugs and other funky stuff.
Whatever you fancy really.
biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Wow!! I didn't expect so many bids. It's a tough decision...



Noodles threw in his accent and a fireworks factory which I said would have an immediate advantage...



but look at all the things Mynci is offering! ... A time machine and 17 mongi! Hahaha



I don't know! I'll get back to you all soon! ubblol

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


[noodles] 893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Do I get points for taking in what you said then. Woo *feels happy*.
You know you'd also get ownership by association by pigeon as she owns me. biggrin

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh roarfire...
I also have an accent.... I was born in london *curses himself for a fool for not mentioning earlier* ubblol

hmmm can i add to my bid for roarfire (coz she's lovely)

a tug boat
a perfect air-con unit
a small fruit orchard
a camels hat
shergars signature
a halibut called eric wink (haha)
a map of europe complete with postal codes
the milkyway....
6 popples
and
a giant ice tray (ideal for making bricks for igloos)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Lost83spy ..I up my bid to include

some rainbow post-it notes
a hang-glider
2 x pairs of leder hosen
37 roast dinners
much stuffing for above
a voice controlled calculator
a thought powered hover-craft
mr magoo
3 sugar plumb fairies
an invisible TV
schrodingers cat
and
a belly laugh ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
I think Mynci wins!

Thanks for all the other offers though! smile

Hi Mynci! hug

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Aww, I think I lost out on you Mynci ubbcrying

Oh well, still cant decide. My brain is on overload!

I like all three of you!

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
YAY!!! hug

please step up to collection point M to collect all of said goodies

*scampers about happy as a sand-boy*

what's a sand boy confused

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Uh....so what happens now? tongue Hehe

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you remain safe in the knowledge that if you need anything I will help you and vise versa wink and that i will love you and cherish you and call you my own ubblol
And if in UK i will help you find a place to stay... yay...I have to be even nicer to you now hug grouphug kiss

biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
Yay! I feel so loved now hug

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
you can still pick me lost... I will up my bid again if you would like?
Lost83surfer

A sand-boy
a sand-girl ubblol
a rubber dingy
ALL my chicken super noodles (thats a LOT)
much praise
a golden handshake
all the good from cheerio's
faulkners secret hatch action (sooo james bondish)
some laughing gas
and
a billy goat caddy ( for all your golfing needs) ubblol wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
puts herself up

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
If I bid high enough will I be able to buy you tink (just to save effort) I dunno how many Pants I can possess ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
if...

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*Waits with baited breath*

yes...if what?

my first bid
a true promise to come to inverness (with company wink )
others to come if you allow it.....

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,217 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
the more the merrier! carry on... (you better not be fibbing though...)

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


BlayzeSILVER Member
187 posts
Location: CANADA


Posted:
Only on bid for me eek
ubbcrying

I smile because I have no idea what is going on...


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
for Tink... I bid

a huge innuendo
A polo tower
a herd of wildebei
A Gang of flumps
71 Bubbles
a life-time supply of jammie dodgers
17 camels
3 goats
8 chickens
2 ex mother-in-laws
a hippo's toenail
a tank of helium
someone who likes poking muchly
a part in the "fountain plan"
and
more to come....please hold ubblol (busy at work)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah, Screech, no more talking the bmvc down, it was started out of love to offer protection from wierd breeding experiments...and we have now branched into solo projects,so that argument is henceforth negated anyway!

For Blayze I bid:
a castle on a cloud
something fluffy to play with
pink goo
the secret to imortality
many shiny things
a bouncy castle
two of the rings around Saturn
a pyramid of chocolate
the ability to never be confused as an american
many coloured pens
an orchard
a mountain
random comments based on no known logic
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
a mute pirate
a champagne fountain
your own personal vampire
butter
the letter 'F'
and some lion-king slippers

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


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