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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:again I bid for:

LilMiss

A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy

for Rita queen of cheese I bid on behalf of BMVC:

A giant round of emmantal
much rochford
a herd of milka cows (they're violet biggrin)
a majestic view
a giant pink fluffy pen
a bouncy castle
2 dodgems
a cat called worzel
and france


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:For Rita queen of cheese ,on behalf of the bmvc I bid:

something fluffy to play with
all the metallic paint in the world
10 green bottles
16 new pairs of shoes (of your choice)
1 medium sized bag of fairy dust.
the moon (its made of cheese)
a pool of custard
3 toned and topless pool-boys
some apricots
a samurai sword with dragon detail hilt
a really big boat
an evening in the company of the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a plastic spider
some green nail-polish
disco poi
and a mint chocolate


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:For swear words in welsh clap I bid:

1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos.....



wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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jinvincible
GOLD Member since Nov 2004

jinvincible

king of the hedgehogs
Location: Madtown, USA

Total posts: 125
Posted:Written by: LilMissSmartyPants

Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!



Okay, I'll throw in:

a first edition copy of "James and the Giant Peach"
a pillar of salt
a pair of top secret super duper light up poi
2 tix to the circus (kids get in free!)
the recipe for marshmallow peeps
a delightful splash of color
99 luftballoons
a very friendly honeybee called "Stanley"
5 elements
a 1972 Eisenhower Silver Dollar encased in a small clear acrylic cube
and
a pink dragon costume


Yellow and blue make green.

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1286
Posted:I combine Mynci's and my bids as he owns me, and give you the super bid (with additions)
much kindness
many hug's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos

the other sock to the odd one you always get when you do the laundry
the realisation that although the time machine has 74 years on the clock, if you go back 74 years it'll be brand new!
a dance mat
a picture of a white cloud in a snow storm (see below)







beautiful isnt it?
and a shoe named roger


Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Ive decided to be fussy, and Im still up for auction... Blu_Valley and Mynci... unless you can find stuff I want... I dont want/need half of that stuff

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Poirate pegleg


Poirate pegleg

member
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 58
Posted:i bid for rita
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times more hugs and kisses than the number of members on this fourum all da cheese in da world .all the cheese farms in the world. all of da nice things in da world. .70000 countreys of the world . My poi . my bedroom and its contents . the Crew in nuneaton . and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more love than yoni could ever give her. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nana nana nana


people say im strange im not im just wierd

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VampyricAcid
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1286
Posted:for you i bit almost everything you could ever need, but not everything as it'd be cruel to take away all dreams

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:awwww. I have to let my baby boy have me really don't I.
Yoni, I can't say no to you coz your a sweety hug wink


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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i win


sorry mr pegleg but no one can love her more than me, sorry little dude but she's mine

i add to my bid:

1 pot of tiger balm and a lesson on how to use it
switzerland(good cheese there)
the whole south of england (good cheese and lots of loverly spinners there)
all my love
any of the counties you want(spelt rght and there are less than 70000(i think))
my pj's (just so u can not let me wear them heehee
and anything else you could possibly want


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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aka rita queen of cheese


aka rita queen of cheese

member


Total posts: 80
Posted:hehehehehehehehehehe yoni you are soooooooo nice

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:oooh does this mean i win?

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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aka rita queen of cheese


aka rita queen of cheese

member


Total posts: 80
Posted:it does indeed mean you win

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i win


hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug


*does the happy dance

*goes off to edit profile thingy


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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LMSP
BRONZE Member since Aug 2005

LMSP

veteran
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 1588
Posted:no girl can resist you hunny ubbtickled kiss

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:hmmm maybe i should bid on here more often then, i want to sell myslef now but have already done soo, maybe i can do it using cloning

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:No...way....its fixed I tell you...did no one even LOOK at mine or Mynci's bids?Bah

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:HAHA blu and mynci missed out

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:Screech you gonna auction yerself? Beware, I know where you live..... ubblol (anyway I've acquired the small chinese fruit loop)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech


screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries

Total posts: 889
Posted:i wouldn't auction myself here. wrong thread ubbloco

thinking about it but not sure i wanna be owned i'm a free spirit peace


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:so whos up for auction?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:think screech should sell his soul..... I've asked but he seems shy maybe u should try

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:he doesnt need to sell himself..I think he be a black market purchase..ohhh...yesss.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:blu bid for rita was fixed I have inside scoop....Hope your happy miss cheese you have a very good owner there. wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:huh?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:how dare you accuse me of fixing a bid, and in that case how did i get lil'misss smarty pants

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:I dunno dude, you got some skills...the bmvc has dominated for a long while...I just dont understand.....

*rubs chin and ponders*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...

Total posts: 3099
Posted:well according to miss smatypants i'm irresistable to all girls so i may be about to overcome the big corparate giant that is the BMVC.
and i think in a ratio of owners to ownee's i am winning


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Right, I'm sticking up Hanz for auction. Wether she like it or not smile

She's lovely. And australian. She will soon be owning a kombi.

What is there not too like?

BVMC: No bidding for you. Just 'cos you're a bunch of maniacs. And she doesn't want to be collectinly owned smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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