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Forums > Social Chat > The Official Female HoP Auction!
Login/Join to ParticipatePosted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Delete TopicMynci
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Posted:I offer for LilMiss on behalf of BMVC:
much kindness
many
's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
much kindness
many
'scomedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Mynci
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Posted:would have been rude but we're both spoken for. 
so wanted to remain polite.
so wanted to remain polite.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Posted:Yes Hanz, you choose who wins you. You just accept someones bid and you belong to them.
I up Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVC for the lilmiss to include:
A mango
16 wishes
a palace on a cloud
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
the ability to control the weather
3 correct answers to three burning questions you have about life/death and love
a really big sun hat
and uh,a notebook with a picture of a dragon on it
I up Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVC for the lilmiss to include:
A mango
16 wishes
a palace on a cloud
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
the ability to control the weather
3 correct answers to three burning questions you have about life/death and love
a really big sun hat
and uh,a notebook with a picture of a dragon on it
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Mynci
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Posted:go on LilMiss.. you know you want to be ours *flutters eyelashes in a decidedly camp way*
you can even have, as well:
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
Hanz
I up bid to include
a komodo dragon
a smurf umbrella
much cous cous
a smellyphant
and noodles
come on ladies... we're lovelly
you can even have, as well:
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
Hanz
I up bid to include
a komodo dragon
a smurf umbrella
much cous cous
a smellyphant
and noodles
come on ladies...
we're lovellyA couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
DeletePosted:Written by: Mynci
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
OHH (Dirty thoughts)
I'm starting to like the way that sounds
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
OHH (Dirty thoughts)
I'm starting to like the way that sounds
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Mynci
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Posted:this is said magic stick (held by me...honest)
and your rude.
and your rude.
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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Posted:I'll up the bid for LilMissSmartyPants by:
a small plastic statuette of the Wookie Hole Witch
Red Dwarf dvd box set
a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore
a crate of bendy straws
2 lego pieces (a flat 2x4 and one of those wedges)
3 boxes each: Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry
1 very old box of Yummy Mummy
the secret recipe for an everlasting gobstopper
The EXPURGATED version of "Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds"
a very, very, very long hand-knit scarf
7 super high bounce balls
poached eggs with smoked haddock
AND
I'll do all the washing up.
a small plastic statuette of the Wookie Hole Witch
Red Dwarf dvd box set
a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore
a crate of bendy straws
2 lego pieces (a flat 2x4 and one of those wedges)
3 boxes each: Count Chocula, Frankenberry and Booberry
1 very old box of Yummy Mummy
the secret recipe for an everlasting gobstopper
The EXPURGATED version of "Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds"
a very, very, very long hand-knit scarf
7 super high bounce balls
poached eggs with smoked haddock
AND
I'll do all the washing up.
Yellow and blue make green.
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Posted:i bid on rita:
lots and lots of hugs and kisses
1 of my socks
a selection of sporks
a dishtowell named bob
a tigers spots
a leopards stripes
and some stuff that shouldn't be mentioned on a family board
also if she is still up for auction i bid for miss smarty pants:
1 thumb
lots of uber hugs
an invite to my palace on my floating island in the sky
1 cottage aboard my floating island
and the other sock to go with rita's
lots and lots of hugs and kisses
1 of my socks
a selection of sporks
a dishtowell named bob
a tigers spots
a leopards stripes
and some stuff that shouldn't be mentioned on a family board
also if she is still up for auction i bid for miss smarty pants:
1 thumb
lots of uber hugs
an invite to my palace on my floating island in the sky
1 cottage aboard my floating island
and the other sock to go with rita's
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
Posted:OOOOH my bid for LMSP
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
*only available for tomorrow
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
*only available for tomorrow
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Mynci
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Posted:again I bid for:
LilMiss
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
for Rita queen of cheese I bid on behalf of BMVC:
A giant round of emmantal
much rochford
a herd of milka cows (they're violet
)
a majestic view
a giant pink fluffy pen
a bouncy castle
2 dodgems
a cat called worzel
and france
LilMiss
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
for Rita queen of cheese I bid on behalf of BMVC:
A giant round of emmantal
much rochford
a herd of milka cows (they're violet
)a majestic view
a giant pink fluffy pen
a bouncy castle
2 dodgems
a cat called worzel
and france
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
DeletePosted:Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!
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Posted:For Rita queen of cheese ,on behalf of the bmvc I bid:
something fluffy to play with
all the metallic paint in the world
10 green bottles
16 new pairs of shoes (of your choice)
1 medium sized bag of fairy dust.
the moon (its made of cheese)
a pool of custard
3 toned and topless pool-boys
some apricots
a samurai sword with dragon detail hilt
a really big boat
an evening in the company of the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a plastic spider
some green nail-polish
disco poi
and a mint chocolate
something fluffy to play with
all the metallic paint in the world
10 green bottles
16 new pairs of shoes (of your choice)
1 medium sized bag of fairy dust.
the moon (its made of cheese)
a pool of custard
3 toned and topless pool-boys
some apricots
a samurai sword with dragon detail hilt
a really big boat
an evening in the company of the person of your choice (dead or alive)
a plastic spider
some green nail-polish
disco poi
and a mint chocolate
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Mynci
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Posted:For swear words in welsh 
I bid:
1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos.....
I bid:1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos.....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
DeletePosted:Written by: LilMissSmartyPants
Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!
Okay, I'll throw in:
a first edition copy of "James and the Giant Peach"
a pillar of salt
a pair of top secret super duper light up poi
2 tix to the circus (kids get in free!)
the recipe for marshmallow peeps
a delightful splash of color
99 luftballoons
a very friendly honeybee called "Stanley"
5 elements
a 1972 Eisenhower Silver Dollar encased in a small clear acrylic cube
and
a pink dragon costume
Did I mention that I do laundry, change nappies, dust and wash windows. I can teach you a few swear words in welsh too!
Okay, I'll throw in:
a first edition copy of "James and the Giant Peach"
a pillar of salt
a pair of top secret super duper light up poi
2 tix to the circus (kids get in free!)
the recipe for marshmallow peeps
a delightful splash of color
99 luftballoons
a very friendly honeybee called "Stanley"
5 elements
a 1972 Eisenhower Silver Dollar encased in a small clear acrylic cube
and
a pink dragon costume
Yellow and blue make green.
DeletePosted:I combine Mynci's and my bids as he owns me, and give you the super bid (with additions)
much kindness
many hug's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos
the other sock to the odd one you always get when you do the laundry
the realisation that although the time machine has 74 years on the clock, if you go back 74 years it'll be brand new!
a dance mat
a picture of a white cloud in a snow storm (see below)
beautiful isnt it?
and a shoe named roger
much kindness
many hug's
comedy value beyond belief
a lorry load of jelly babies (full taste no calories)
muchos fire
soul protection
your religion as stated in mental illness thread
the secret of immortality (no growing old crap)
and many peaches
a magic stick (grow/shrinks on command)
a plethora of pleths
the 20 make-up catalogues on my desk (I AM straight)
my pink highlighter (digs himself deeper)
a photo of my female hamster (kevin - she has gender issues)
2 rubber grippy finger thingies
and an indestrucible bubble of varying hues....
a fried breakfast made by my mate (i cant really do them but he can so ill get him to make you one)
an assortment of spoons you can name yourself
food for aforementioned spoons
a spork so the spoons can mate
6 1/2 ounces of smiles
hugs every day whenever you want
a mention in my book if i ever get one written and published (its goin slow atm)
all the other stuff that has been bid
a delightful sunlife pen that i use to write with when im not at my computer
a free trip to peterborough so you can partake in the delight of my work *
and the joy of being in the conglomerate im owned by
a vat of jelly
a vat of ice cream to go with the jelly
babysitting service when ever needed
and a bus with no wheels
A pink Catamaran
2 Little knobbly rubber things on my desk
A sunny wedding day
(1st hand ownership of the BMVC see vampiric acids bid)
a caboodle of noodles
invitation to a massive party this weekend
a time machine (complete with owners manual only 74 years on the clock)
and a cuddly toy
1 X Tempest fugest e ad murem puelli parvos
the other sock to the odd one you always get when you do the laundry
the realisation that although the time machine has 74 years on the clock, if you go back 74 years it'll be brand new!
a dance mat
a picture of a white cloud in a snow storm (see below)
beautiful isnt it?
and a shoe named roger
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Posted:Ive decided to be fussy, and Im still up for auction... Blu_Valley and Mynci... unless you can find stuff I want... I dont want/need half of that stuff
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Posted:i bid for rita
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times more hugs and kisses than the number of members on this fourum all da cheese in da world .all the cheese farms in the world. all of da nice things in da world. .70000 countreys of the world . My poi . my bedroom and its contents . the Crew in nuneaton . and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more love than yoni could ever give her. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000times more hugs and kisses than the number of members on this fourum all da cheese in da world .all the cheese farms in the world. all of da nice things in da world. .70000 countreys of the world . My poi . my bedroom and its contents . the Crew in nuneaton . and 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times more love than yoni could ever give her. BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
people say im strange im not im just wierd
DeletePosted:for you i bit almost everything you could ever need, but not everything as it'd be cruel to take away all dreams
Proudly Owned By The BMVC
Are You Sniffing My Mitten?
Posted:awwww. I have to let my baby boy have me really don't I.
Yoni, I can't say no to you coz your a sweety
Yoni, I can't say no to you coz your a sweety
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yoni
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Posted:yay i win
sorry mr pegleg but no one can love her more than me, sorry little dude but she's mine
i add to my bid:
1 pot of tiger balm and a lesson on how to use it
switzerland(good cheese there)
the whole south of england (good cheese and lots of loverly spinners there)
all my love
any of the counties you want(spelt rght and there are less than 70000(i think))
my pj's (just so u can not let me wear them heehee
and anything else you could possibly want
sorry mr pegleg but no one can love her more than me, sorry little dude but she's mine
i add to my bid:
1 pot of tiger balm and a lesson on how to use it
switzerland(good cheese there)
the whole south of england (good cheese and lots of loverly spinners there)
all my love
any of the counties you want(spelt rght and there are less than 70000(i think))
my pj's (just so u can not let me wear them heehee
and anything else you could possibly want
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...
Total posts: 3099
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Total posts: 3099
Posted:oooh does this mean i win?
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...
Total posts: 3099
GOLD Member since Jun 2005
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...
Total posts: 3099
Posted:yay i win
*does the happy dance
*goes off to edit profile thingy
*does the happy dance
*goes off to edit profile thingy
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
yoni
GOLD Member since Jun 2005
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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...
Total posts: 3099
GOLD Member since Jun 2005
Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath, United King...
Total posts: 3099
Posted:hmmm maybe i should bid on here more often then, i want to sell myslef now but have already done soo, maybe i can do it using cloning
UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump
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