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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:No...way....its fixed I tell you...did no one even LOOK at mine or Mynci's bids?Bah

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:HAHA blu and mynci missed out

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Screech you gonna auction yerself? Beware, I know where you live..... ubblol (anyway I've acquired the small chinese fruit loop)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:i wouldn't auction myself here. wrong thread ubbloco

thinking about it but not sure i wanna be owned i'm a free spirit peace


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:so whos up for auction?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:think screech should sell his soul..... I've asked but he seems shy maybe u should try

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:he doesnt need to sell himself..I think he be a black market purchase..ohhh...yesss.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:blu bid for rita was fixed I have inside scoop....Hope your happy miss cheese you have a very good owner there. wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:huh?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:how dare you accuse me of fixing a bid, and in that case how did i get lil'misss smarty pants

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:I dunno dude, you got some skills...the bmvc has dominated for a long while...I just dont understand.....

*rubs chin and ponders*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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yoni
yoni

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Bideford and Bath
Member Since: 4th Jun 2005
Total posts: 3099
Posted:well according to miss smatypants i'm irresistable to all girls so i may be about to overcome the big corparate giant that is the BMVC.
and i think in a ratio of owners to ownee's i am winning


UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Right, I'm sticking up Hanz for auction. Wether she like it or not smile

She's lovely. And australian. She will soon be owning a kombi.

What is there not too like?

BVMC: No bidding for you. Just 'cos you're a bunch of maniacs. And she doesn't want to be collectinly owned smile


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:*looks for mynci*

The whole world's against us dude

*shakes head*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:looks like i've started a trend

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Blu....can I bid for hanz individually? Seems only fair....

FRD would you accept bids from me alone? I've woken up with the lovelly young lady on numerous occasions and believe we get on quite famously.


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: screech

looks like i've started a trend



Nope. She told me if she was up for auction, she wouldn't want to be owned by the BVMC. shrug


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Bid away Mynci, sppose the bmvc has had its time...

oh well


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:Well I have asked Hanz If she minds just me....what about you FRD mind selling to just me?

I'll teach you all the contact staff you can handle.....(not a play bid)
and be nice to you occasionally wink


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Fine_Rabid_Dog
Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...
Member Since: 26th May 2004
Total posts: 10530
Posted:umm

Can handle?

Bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! biggrin devil

I don't need your niceness. I'm comfortable in the knowledge that you're a gimp wink

But are there any other takers?


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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[noodles]
[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney
Member Since: 31st Jul 2005
Total posts: 893
Posted:I'll give you a cookie... I don't have much as i'm currently skint. Damn those import taxes!

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:i bid

2 treacle tarts.
unlimited hug
and freedom from the BMVC or its members


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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clarence_quack
clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder
Member Since: 23rd Feb 2005
Total posts: 1927
Posted:i bid:
~lax non-postyness
~a smiley face smile
~squiggley lines ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~a live chicken
~and a bag of weevils.


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:add to my bid for hanz

some silly putty
and a pencil that never runs out of lead


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Dink
Dink

member
Location: in a bubble :)
Member Since: 7th Apr 2005
Total posts: 70
Posted:right im back biggrin

the new and improved Dink is up for auction!
1 smiley short naughty female that hasn't spun in way too long... lover of tattoo's, art and noisey bikes. Good teeth! tongue Bargain! Only one problem... she comes with a mate ubblove heehee


im a gemini..go figure

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Maybe I should put myself up for auction.

Sexy brunette who loves spinning & owns a red VW beetle. Fun loving and adventurous.

ubbrollsmile


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Mynci
Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...
Member Since: 27th Apr 2005
Total posts: 8737
Posted:For Lost83spy....

Much sporty type fun
A place to crash in the UK
Many mornings waking up company in bed thread
super hug 's
a jelly cycle
poland (they have vodka wink )
a kappibara wearing a waistcoat
as many noodles as she would like for company
and
a map so she know where she is with her whereabouts always marked by a big gold star biggrin


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:for hanz

2 treacle tarts.
unlimited hug's
and freedom from the BMVC or its members
some silly putty
and a pencil that never runs out of lead

plus :

a set of poi that never burn out
and 52 birthday parties one for each weekend of the year

and for dink

2 tattoo's
3 cream buns
4 jam doughnuts
a burrow in the shire
and a pot of green goo

and for lost83spy

a rainbow unicycle
a years supply of bread
a barbershop quartet of singing hamsters
a plane journey to nowhere
and 700 blue smarties


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Oh Mynci & Screech! I cant resist! biggrin



Man! I'm so easily tempted!



ubbrollsmile

EDITED_BY: Lost83spy (1129126830)


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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screech
screech

circling on the edge of madness
Location: away with the faeries
Member Since: 22nd Apr 2005
Total posts: 889
Posted:add to bid for lost83spy

a yellow submarine
a bottomless noodle bowl (no matter how much you eat its still full of hot tasty noodles, flavour dependant on your mood)
a special twirly noodle fork (saves effort when eating) with pretty flashy red and green lights.
a jar of whinnie the pooh's hunny (deliberately misspelt)
and a purple carrot


finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv

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