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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*blush*

tough choices here!

From fire mike i am bid a fire dance in the buff.... *giggle*

From loverly Ray, i am bid the place of my dreams, plus endless questions....

From Kurobei i am bid something from the magic bag..... im curious as to what it is..

can i spend a day with Cass first? hehehe she's offering Thai Chicken! and Wings! psst Cass, can i have purple ones??

dances round the room like a faerie

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Nyxenthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal


Posted:
*enters the room growling, realizing that pozee has somehow been sending secret bids on HoP cuties while still locked in the closet*

Don't make me get the whip!

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire


Nyxenthusiast
385 posts
Location: NorCal


Posted:
*swaggers up to the auction block in a black leather catsuit, with six-inch spiked thigh-high boots, spurs, a stun gun and a bullwhip*

Okay boys, here I am for auction...if any of you has cojones enough to bid!

"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"

~Charles Baudelaire


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
big whams?

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


arashiPooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx


Posted:
i'm buying all the women here, sorry guys, but they're all coming with me... big whams or not...
i got nutella ice cream
and a nice firm six pack

-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.


PukSILVER Member
Sweet talented nutter
2,615 posts
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia


Posted:
who should i bid for so many choices
nyx sounds devilisly nice what to bid ummm
me ? no
a life times supply of alchole no
deep and meenifuls no
a sweet poem no
ah dam it don't know what to bid ? or who to bid for ?!

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by arashi:
i'm buying all the women here, sorry guys, but they're all coming with me... big whams or not...
i got nutella ice cream
and a nice firm six pack

Real men don't have six-packs. Real men have kegs.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
For Nyx

I will cut up my drivers licence
get her some better commet poi
a copywrite for her carosel (the theif)

All of her fav punk music and clothes to match the ones she wore in highschool!

FireMike credit is for broke people, I pay for things outright!! I win!

How I am going to afford it? Thats nonya, besides owning a small business, the Tax payers of America are going to pay for it, and pay me to spend time with Rozi!! So

[ 26 September 2002, 15:42: Message edited by: Raymund Phule ]

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
starting to wonder where Ray is going to keep all these HoP females if he wins...

Currently on the right side up of the world.


pozeeBRONZE Member
old hand
887 posts
Location: san diego, USA


Posted:
ms nyx, for you i have

1 pair spiked handcuffs,
1 bondage chair,
leather tie downs on all four bed posts,
electric small voltage sensual shocker,
hot wax,
feathers,
silk,
edible body paints,
gag ball,
cat of nine tails whip with chanille fabric ends,
and a flaming headboard...

dont ask me how i fit this all into the closet mistress...

anyone got a light?


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
I think I might just sit in a corner & cry now, I just got rejected by Master Na, for a real life fire goddess. How can I compete with that?

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Figuring that Nyx owns all the dominatrix stuff she could dream of, I've decided to turn the tables.

*sneaks up from behind and places a collar and leash around her neck*

My bid:
This time I will be the dominator. Grr!

(convincing? )

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
I have to add a nickle 6 in 1 3/16 inch chainmail halter top!

The one I promised and ran out of wire for hehe

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Hugs Rozi, its okay your commin home with me Flynt and hopfully Nyx.

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
orrrrrr we could both end up with Kurobei, who's bid a Fortnights holiday at the Med...

where the hell is that, anyone know??

Currently on the right side up of the world.


Raymund Phule (Fireproof)Enter a "Title" here:
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California


Posted:
Club Med, a resort for the populace with shallow pockets!!

Your commin with me baby pack your bags

Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Do you use that one a lot Ray? -
(Sorry man)

(*Reads thru thread to discover that no-ones tried to outbid him on the 3 sexiest women on the planet and skins up a reefa*)

(*Puts axe down for a minute*)

[ 26 September 2002, 18:50: Message edited by: SmallBoy ]

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Smallboy - I'll see your bid and raise you a Terry's Chocolate Orange each!

Kurobei's "Med" could also be the Mediterranean. (That or the hospital which is not too romantic!)

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
(*Picks up axe and starts to sharpen it menacingly*)

I see your bid back and raise you a leather bondage outfit for DFQ, a million quid for BamBam and a small Country for Lolli.

I still have my axe -

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
*Places head on fast turning sharpening wheel in an attempt to seem more menacing than SmallBoy*
.
.
.
.
.
*is carted off on stretcher with blood pouring out the resulting open wound muttering something about raising SmallBoy a bandage outfit for JFK, a million squid for Pebbles and a smelly Count for lolli*

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Hahahahahaha - Nutta.........

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Hmmmmmmm.........................

*as owner, considers having Ray bodily removed from the auction house for his insulting behaviour and disgusting dress sense*
That dress really doesn't go with your hat you know!!lol

The Med is indeed the Medditeranian but it's now been superceded by better things.........will now bid trip amongst the stars, maybe the Horsehead Nebulae or maybe even a sojourn to the next galaxy with a veiw to visiting places so beautiful that I'm lost for words, they would bring tears to your eyes the second you cast your gaze over the rugged, natural & awesome landscapes.........

Or maybe I will just offer Flynt my heart, body and soul for the rest of my mortal life.

LOL @ SmallBoy, prolly every day mate!!!!

whats up with all the limitations?


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Ahh small boy you say mucch nice things about us ladies...we'll pay you later.



LOL Bendy on the play of words......but call me Pebbles one more time and I'll BamBam you!!!

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


SmallBoy - xCarpal \'Tunnel
2,737 posts
Location: London


Posted:
If u didn't all deserve it then I wouldn't say it - x

And all poi girlz deserve lots of hugz and attention (one or 3 in particular regardless of who takes up my dream space)

Small Lardy Person In Disguise


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by BamBam:
...call me Pebbles one more time and I'll BamBam you!!!
Promise?

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Well if you really want me to.......ahh how about a cuddle instead ?

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


Bendymember
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
Well now you might have to bid for me to get that!

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut


adren@linemember
249 posts
Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia


Posted:
hey MikeGinny, who yells out SOLD?!

mmmm crepes and nutella...

Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
Okay, my previous offer for Flynt stands but I have a new item to add to my bid for Rozi:

1,000,001 things to do with an ice cube and aerosol cream.

I would also like to say fuck it and put in a bid for BamBam:
1,000 jars of nutella
10,000 hugz
A new LED staff
A set of acrylic contact balls
and a new stereo!!
Whadya say?

and a bid for DFQ:
100,000,000,000 spankings
rare limited edition stripey knee-high socks

whats up with all the limitations?


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Hels wonders into the room with her hair in pigtails and her school uniform on (for no particular reason you understand! )*

Can I be auctioned off ?

*She goes back to sucking... her thumb!!... and looking all innocent and school girly-ish*

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


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