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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
well im tempted to jump in this bid but i dont think fyre will be happy

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
oh danger, you get out of here fast DA and we`ll forget about it

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
naaa i think ill bid;

*my spell book
*unused wand
*new set of wings
*hugs
*a nice warm bed
*dont have to share a room with my boys
*erm ... and a few more hugs

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Chelly, I wish I could come to Scotland but, probably not in this lifetime. I think I've been in another lifetime so I guess I'll have to be content with that for the time being.

Do you truly use your wand? I make wands and staffs for magickal purposes. Just started on a new wand made of a Scarlet Oak branch. I don't think I'm going to be able to part with it once I'm done. It has really strong energy and should be very beneficial for my magick.

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooo im interested

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
What would you like to know, little ginger faery?

Btw, I work with faeries quite often.

Shamanic journeys.

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah need a few repairs on wings ...trolls yet again ... dam things thats pretty much it erm if you come to my home (DA thread) i can sort you something out for your troubles

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Okay, I feel challenged... first I wanted to step down, because Fyre seems to have gained some true enthusiasm and certainly I am not standing in the way. But as chellybean has not yet responded positively I am adding a few more items (without playing down those, offered by Fyre... wink )



Previous items:



- a full day auyurvedic/ thai massage full body treatment

- at a local sauna and steam bath (winter is coming)

- 2 firesticks (unfinished at this point)

- a 4ft indonesian mask, carved from coconut, partly painted gold

- 1 kg of silver jewelry

- 1 big carton of fancy cloth for costumes

- 1 Djembe

- 1 Delruba (Indian instrument)

- 1 Daf (Arabic drum)

- 1 page of beautiful butterfly stickers



new items:



- I'll teach you massage, so you can return the comfort

- as much hugging and cuddling as you need, when you need it

- content and a positive, underlaying extatic feeling of your surrounding, so you don't need to fumigate your temple as much anymore...



Competition seems to bring out the best in us wink



DA: YAY yours was the 14hundreth post on this thread clap
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1157968135)

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
oooh, I may need a little time to think on this now.... biggrin

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Oooh bidding *inspects merchandise wink* Looks good, i'll take it biggrin
Do you have a buyout or do I have to actually bid?

If I have to bid then I start with:

Being ownee of the kindest owner possible ever,
Being ownee by association of Pigeon Wigeon (she's so cool, and preeeetty),
Company of the reptilian variety (his name is leo and he's a gecko),
As much pizza and ice cream as you can eat,
Fire and non-fire toys built to your exact liking,
Musical entertainment,
Cuddles, hugs, snuggles and squeezes,
Glitter and other assorted shiny things,
(space for random item of your choice)
Guaranteed shotgun space in my car,
...everything else you could possibly want in the universe (up to and including the whole universe),

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
oooh oooh can i bid???

membership to the BMC (Blu Mynci Conglomerate) a very exclusive club, recently joined by one Jo-Rhymes, who is very huggy and loveable!!
an inexhaustable supply of free hugs
becoming the ownee of the maker of the best toasted cheese sandwiches known to man/woman/horsebeast
shiny things
a magic cloud that rains skittles
a 4ft high mouse named Chester
honorary membership to the Cambridge Hardcore
a whistle that goes PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
tent space for any festivals where i have some tongue
a token for 5 free Pongs to my Pings
and a bit of string thats length is twice the distance from one end to the middle!!!!!

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Additional items:

Tent space that's bigger and better then simons and comes with an airbed and various other mod-coms,
A super special magic wand with a hidden suprise,
1 packet of Hula Hoops,
A cheese and pickle sandwich,
Alcohol of any variety you fancy,
Free paintball for life,
A space ship,
A noise maker that goes BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
and a robot to pong all the pings in a 6 mile radius.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
Seems like i`ve got some serious competition here smile
So i`ll add some new items:

the old one`s:
-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts
- while FireTom offers you old, painted and carved coconuts, i`ll offer you fresh coconuts straight from the coconut tree which you`ll also get if you choose me as your owner
- 4 compliments (and more if you`ve earned them )
- a cobra made of glass

new items:
-a variety of pearcings for different bodyparts
-i tought about this alot, but i am willing to give you one of my precious miniature buddha statues
and also
-i don`t know what the deal is with ponging the ping, but i`ll give you a pingpong, you get to choose the colour wink

Oh and sorry for stepping on your toes there FireTom, but i saw an opportunity and took it biggrin

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hmm.... [noodles] the whole universe huh? I dunno though, 1kg of silver jewellery and instruments and staffs sound good. And a miniature buddha? Gees...this was tough enough with 2 bidders. Aaaarghh!! ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
wow chelly, your selling well hug



if any of you guys wants a tip..



Dr Chelly likes wine gums, and jelly sweets and vodka thingums biggrin



just to make it even harder for her to decide biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Ooh, hi Freya! Hee hee!! I prefer rum and jack daniels (not together though - I tried that once, and promptly fell in love with my toilet) to vodka jelly thingums, but booze is generally good with me.....I'm Scottish after all! ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Oooh Oooh I add:
Wine gums, and jelly sweets and vodka thingums
The best rum on seven seas
Jack Daniels (my friend is actually a rep for them so gets tons of free stuff including JD itself).

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
my offer for said chellybean is as follows:

*a swimming pool filled with vodka jelly (jelly flavour of your choosing)
*a titanium wand, made by yours truly
*the chance to take out all your frustrations on me with a cat of nine tails
*an endless supply of hugs
*a truckload of green and blacks chocolate
*a treasure chest**
*a flying faery car



**treasure must be found and dug up, a map will be supplied.

Oh and DA, if you don't like me owning my own HoPper, well...its tough luck! tongue

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
Jack daniels eh? i prefer Johnnie Walker ubblove
Whiskey is the only alchohol i really really like beerchug
I`ll throw in a bottle of Johnnie Walker blue label in my bid wink

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
oops - sorry I am not into (heavy) drinking shrug

Maybe I have to bow out of this one, even though you're a true cutie, chellybean... The other guys are allright (I guess - even though the usual promise to collect the stars from the skies.... *sigh*) but if you are getting in trouble with your new owner, just whistle and my guardian angel will be right there to assist you wink ubbangel

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
Existing Bid:

Being ownee of the kindest owner possible ever,
Being ownee by association of Pigeon Wigeon (she's so cool, and preeeetty),
Company of the reptilian variety (his name is leo and he's a gecko),
As much pizza and ice cream as you can eat,
Fire and non-fire toys built to your exact liking,
Musical entertainment,
Cuddles, hugs, snuggles and squeezes,
Glitter and other assorted shiny things,
(space for random item of your choice)
Guaranteed shotgun space in my car,
...everything else you could possibly want in the universe (up to and including the whole universe),
Tent space that's bigger and better then simons and comes with an airbed and various other mod-coms,
A super special magic wand with a hidden suprise,
1 packet of Hula Hoops,
A cheese and pickle sandwich,
Alcohol of any variety you fancy,
Free paintball for life,
A space ship,
A noise maker that goes BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
and a robot to pong all the pings in a 6 mile radius.
Wine gums, and jelly sweets and vodka thingums
The best rum on seven seas
Jack Daniels (my friend is actually a rep for them so gets tons of free stuff including JD itself).

Additions to include:
Signed photos of Johnny Depp and a collection of all his work on DVD's also signed, Delivered buy non other than Johnny Depp himself who wil then stay for tea and crumpets,
A magical feathered quill with a never-ending magic ink pot that changes colour.
Staff lessons (not from me as i'm not great but i'll buy (wih chocolate coins!!!) the services of whomever you see as the best staffer.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: FireTom


oops - sorry I am not into (heavy) drinking shrug




Not to worry dude, neither am I these days!! Since I gave up eating meat I can't handle any more than a couple of whiskys or rums in one night! ubblol *hides before anyone can call her a lightweight*

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
hmmmmmm, chellybean that changes perspectives.... smile



I strongly reconsider bowing out of this one. But certainly I have to inquire upfront whether I need to be the actual owner of my bid/ i.e. what I offer. As someone else seems to own "the known Universe"... This includes pretty much everything, no? ... *ponders* errm, also me and you, errm - therefore you'd be owned already.... anything I'd have to offer doesn't belong to me umm not even myself... wink



Good to see that you're indecisive... yet... wink Besides, did I mention that the Indonesian mask is in the shape of a Buddha-face?



- I'd add my company to play along with you on the drums,

- teach you as many Didjeridoo lessons patiently and

- offer a selfmade Didj for you to play...

- On top of all hugging and cuddling that you require, I'd put as much whipping as you deserve... biggrin help *hides from incoming glowpoi* wink



PS: I'm terribly unfamiliar with this... Q: would it be possible to be owned and own more than one participant of this auction?
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1157987806)

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
FireTom:spank

I think so. If you check out some people's sig's, there's a few of them who have multiple owners/ownees. I wonder if some kind of compromise has to be reached over ownership rights? Perhaps shared custody? Why? Are you planning your army of wenches? wink ubblol

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
an army of tee total wenches? ubblol

and yeah i know of people owning/owned by more that one person.

i guess you'd just have to read some of the earlier posts in this thread to see what happens.... biggrin

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
You can certainly be owner and ownee at the same time. Some people are even owner and ownee of each other. The BVMC (blu valley and mynci) together own multiple hoppers and have a sort of monopoly on this market. It can also be possible to purchase a hopper out of auction using the black market (this is what happened to me) but i'm unsure of the details.

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Thanks noodles - I somehow dislike monopo-lies... But certainly I am still wondering how you claim to own the "known universe" (and everything within)... I mean spaceships etc. I can somehow cope with, but the rest umm this doesn't sound fair... wink



Chellybean, no I'm not planning anything in particular at this point - just like to know what I am stepping into (as I'm a newbie to HoP auctions)... why asking? wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
loophole....the bits of the universe known to whom?

if its the universe known to my cat...its gonna be a food bowl and a shed roof... ubblol

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
My cat's known universe is generally my lap!

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Hmm...yeah [noodles], I'm a bit confused about how you could own the universe? wink

FireTom - I just wanted to know if I was going to be one of a nameless, faceless army! ubblol

(Sorry I didn't reply yesterday, I was off sick.. frown)

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


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