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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Tink...grrr. OK so when you coming down to the south coast... *grumbles*
Well done Linden *shakes lindens hand* at least Tink sold herself to someone I actually quite like biggrin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
yay im liked smile *shakes mynci's hand*

dont worry im gunna drag her down this way some time soon

back


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
It seems I'm liked too!!!
*does a funky dance*

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
After much thought and consideration, I have decided....

Mynci, I'm all yours biggrin

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Yay!!! *does super happy dance and wraps Lost up in mahoussive hug *

woot!!! biggrin

Thank you honey I shall be the bestest owber of all time ever if you need anything do not hesitate to ask hug

*continues happy jig throughout the day*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Yay! Happiness!

*Joins Mynci in happy jig*

hug

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok, so far for tao Star I have bid:

Angel hair
Fairy wings
12 dodo birds
an active volcano
13 dragon flies
a pin coushin with silver tinsel trim
a chat with father time
an air-o-train
a flock of clouds
a trampoline
a squishy thing that you can squish and call your squishy
two ruby red apples
a compass
a pair of unicorn boots
the removal of a phobia
enlightenment
the north-east quarter of Jupiter
a bottle of flame from the sun
and two rocks from a valley in South Africa
all the pinstripes in america
a dragon egg
all the stained glass windows in Italy
The North Pole
a firemans pole
a bucket of water
the ability to shapeshift
the choice of getting rid of anything in the world that displeases you
sour gum
a big hug
an even bigger hug
the biggest hug in the multiverse
any pair of shoes you may like
a beautiful scent and glitter to be left in your wake
and a lemon merangue that I made myself

I will up this bid to include:
a lifetime supply of the mushrooms and biscuits in alice in wonderland so you and your friends can be as big or as small as you like
The ability to give multiple orgasms
an ocean
babies breath
childrens laughter
peace and happiness
a pyramid of chocolate
your own amusement park
a bouncy castle
some colourful feathers
a genie,in a lamp, with three wishes to spare
a meeting with an old friend
the secrets to life and immortality
a meeting wth any historical figure for a chat over lunch
the ability to hold on to any good moment
a little man in a bow-tie who will cook you breakfast and make you tea
a bottle of peppermint foot cooling lotion
a day out with the cartoon character of your choice
two extra hours of sunlight a day
and a heard of indian elephants with a lifetime supply of food, cleaners and carers

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
aww... Ive decided... but can his love be shared between at least 2 people?
Mynci, I swear you're stalking me... and I like that... but you will have to continue stalking me... or else I will leave you.
Oh, forgot to say... Im yours... you deserve it... as long as you can share the love, and promise to wake up next to me reguarly, even when I look terrible, or have woken up next to another male... or even female.
And you also have to accept that I am FRDs biatch
If you can do all that... Im yours

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I can do ALL that my dear I have sooo much love to give *hangs head at obvious song lyric quote* ubblol and ladies look gorgous first thing in the morning wink bed hair mmmmm

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
ooh... redface you make me blush!
there was a song lyric in there? lol... I didnt notice!
we do? Id say we dont... but ok.

So it's official... Im like.. yours now...

FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Eh.
So its been a while.
And my previous owner (Kurobei) seems to have vacated HoP Premises,
so, because it'll be fun, good for a well timed ego boost, and because quite frankly, its friday night and i'm bored wink

I'm up for Re-Auction.

Lot No. 2240-323
Flynt.
Slightly used, some dents and scratches
Feisty, and very silly
Tall, dreadlocked, peirced and green eyed.
Goes by the name of Flynt. Flynter. Flynty, ect.
Likes Hugs. Alot. Often.
smile

any bids?

Currently on the right side up of the world.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Don't I have dibs already? I bid some dread wax, a squillion hugs, an oil painting and a felt hat... hug hug

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Gah, you can have dibs on someone?
*blink*
will the hat fit me or you?

Currently on the right side up of the world.


RoziSILVER Member
100 characters max...
2,996 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
Me, of course, but you can hang out with me when I am wearing it.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: Flynt


Eh.
So its been a while.
And my previous owner (Kurobei) seems to have vacated HoP Premises,
so, because it'll be fun, good for a well timed ego boost, and because quite frankly, its friday night and i'm bored wink

I'm up for Re-Auction.

Lot No. 2240-323
Flynt.
Slightly used, some dents and scratches
Feisty, and very silly
Tall, dreadlocked, peirced and green eyed.
Goes by the name of Flynt. Flynter. Flynty, ect.
Likes Hugs. Alot. Often.
smile

any bids?




All my nose secrets! All of 'em. Including the dark mystery art of sealing your nostrils.

Eh eh eh?

An offer you can't refuse, dontcha think? wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I am up for sale. Any bids?

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i'll bid





some pencil sharpenings.

a half eaten corrot.

a dozen hugs and smooshes.

a pet rock called stoney.

a long stick for poking peope.

a bath tub full of chocolate.

a cuddly dolly

and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie

----------------------------edit--------------------------

i'll up my bid and add............



30 sheep and a goat to buy you D.A.



biggrin

MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
For DA, i'll bid:

an empty pine and orange fruit drink carton.
A couple of opened envelopes
A glass
Half a tin of tobacco
some earplugs (disposable, green and yellow)
An original Intellimouse explorer (optical, 5 buttons)
a roll of paper towel
you can look at my pretty fractal calendar (mmm...fractals)
a microphone
some massive 1.5v batteries
a pair of thongs (aust size 11)
a hills hoist clothesline
some sunlight, to be viewed or disposed of at your choice.
some rca leads
a box of scots tablet (if you've not tried it, i sugest you do one day, it's awesome)
a set of headlight protectors off my car
aaand... a lotta hugs.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ok so i got................


some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking peope.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat


i'll add.........

a billy goats gruff
a box of asorted toe nail clippings
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses

biggrin

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
awww wow i feel loved (that wasn't sarcasum)

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Written by: Fine_Rabid_Dog


All my nose secrets! All of 'em. Including the dark mystery art of sealing your nostrils.

Eh eh eh?

An offer you can't refuse, dontcha think? wink




CrikeY! thats a serious offer. It's also slightly better than someone *cough*rozi*cough* saying she'll let me hang out with her while she wears a hat....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
I'll add to mine:

A glass of white wine (with wine in it)
some gas and/or electricity provider pamphlets
a white pages (australias phone directory)
photos taken and edited to look awesome
a nokia phone charger
a 12cm (4") computer fan
a pair of headphones
a freddo frog wrapper
a little RJ12 to RJ12 twin pair cable
a 007 mouse pad
some cardboard boxes
a lot more hugs
some ice
pancakes on demand
a non winning lotto ticket
some water
did i mention more hugs?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
yea u did

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
cool. did i win yet?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
depends if rave can bring anything back or if anyone can

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ok so far i have.............


some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking peope.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted toe nail clippings
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses

i'll add.................

half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of pixie sticks
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)



MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
to mine, the following will be added:

a 48cm oscillating pedestal fan
free spell checking/grammatical corrections on your posts
the satisfaction of knowing that nothing actually really exists, so grammar dont matter
a hat, with whyalla news written on it
a few small scraps of paper
some speaker mesh
half a dozen speakers
the weird bug living in my backyard
fresh, home grown tomatoes
you can come for a drive in my car
a lot of pretty sunsets
a few more hugs, just for the heck of it

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)

a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the dealubblol)
a silver space blanket
an angels tear
any mythical beast of your choice ( i suggest cerburus he's a 3 headed doggy)
25 lemmings
some kite surfing lessons
a baby seal (stuffed)
some turkish people repellant
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
some new boxing gloves
a speed ball
and a hairy chinchilla

biggrin

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
a box of assorted toe nail clippings, what am i going to do with that? (though i do need some more stripey socks hint hint)

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
well, you can also have:

5 pairs of stripey socks, 2 of which will be for spinning
a staff if you dont spin poi much
some cabe ties (black plastic thingamys)
a jar of moonlight
hours of kiteflying
a bag woven from unicorn's tail hair (naturally fallen, not plucked or cut)
a matching cool hat
some blue light
a couple of UV flouros (mmm...UV...)
the ability to withstand australian summers tongue
an old lexmark toner cartrige box
a random plastic bag, with some fuel guage parts in it

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


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