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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: ravehead


and a hairy chinchilla





What? Your offering her Brit-Joe? ubblol

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
this is my final bid...........

some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking peope.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted toe nail clippings
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses
half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of pixie sticks
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)
a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the deal)
a silver space blanket
an angels tear
any mythical beast of your choice ( i suggest cerburus he's a 3 headed doggy)
25 lemmings
some kite surfing lessons
a baby seal (stuffed)
some turkish people repellant
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
some new boxing gloves
a speed ball
and a hairy chinchilla (called charlie)


how can you not want my stunt cabbage and charlie the chinchilla?

Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
For DA I'll bid....

Just Me biggrin

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oOoOoOoOo guys that tough, pen, all the stuff rave has offered or mig's offer. that is tough, you may have to do more biding guys (or other people may come in and bid and win hint hint petri!)

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
the ability to with stand summers......... if only

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
Okay, let`s see what i have...

I have:

-mp3 player!!

-my old jugglin balls (since i got new balls todaybounce2 bounce)

and i know this is the winning bet: -Fluffy handcuffs and me on the side wink
EDITED_BY: Fyre (1138047061)

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
wow this is really hard, im being pulled 3 ways

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i fully withdraw all my bids

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
WHAT!!!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


Pen DravenUnofficial Lord Of Confusion And Pirate Extrodinaire
1,363 posts
Location: Nuneaton


Posted:
Thats a very sudden collapse of your bid rave :O

Some men see things and say why....

I Dream of things that never were and say Why Not....?

Oh No I'm going to get Shot Alive if he finds out - DA wink


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
indeed...

Maybe he's trying to collapse the market interest?

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Bids are getting fancy though. I remember when you bought me on hugs!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
i am opposed to people putting a price on hugs, as i feel this detracts from their true and unique value.


this is my protest.

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Right guys after much thought I'm being sold to *drum role* Mig, i need some hugs and able to with stand australian summers

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
been dormant a while, but it appears Flynt is still up for auction so i bid:
2 large tubs of bees wax (apparantly best for dreadlocks)
a selection of jewlery for piercings (its mostly for nipples though, dunno if they any good)
4 hug's
and a small hairdryer to melt said bees wax wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
It has come to my attention that a certain HoPper would like to be put under the hammer, not literally though. Most people would know her as Jo. But too me she is Mistress Jojo. wink



She smiles, and frequently gives out hugs, hug She entertains, and with Jo comes her faithful companion Molly Dog thrown in with extra. Jo is exceptionally beautiful Lads, so if I were you I would push out a bit more with this auction. wink



So let's open the bidding for Jo_Rhymes And see what happens.



Good Luck biggrin
EDITED_BY: Just Another Clown (1140209957)

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
ooooooooooo i'll open the bidding for jo with...........



some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking people.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
a cuddly dolly
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted things
a remote controlled thunder cloud (multitude of uses)
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
a little ray of sunshine
76pence i found under the sofa
and 20 butterfly kisses
half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of rainbow sherbert
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)
a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the deal)
a silver space blanket
an angels tear
any mythical beast of your choice ( i suggest cerburus he's a 3 headed doggy)
25 lemmings
some kite surfing lessons
a baby seal (stuffed)
some nasty people repellant
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
world peace
a special something
a hairy chinchilla (called charlie)
some bones and chew toys for molly dog
a diamond encrusted collar for molly
AND.............. the crazy frogs head on a sharpened stick

biggrin

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Don't bid with litter!! "some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking people.
a cuddly dolly
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted things
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of rainbow sherbert
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)
a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the deal)
an angels tear
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
a special something
AND.............. the crazy frogs head on a sharpened stick"
However, I am interested in:
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
some kite surfing lessons
world peace
a special something
a diamond encrusted collar for molly"

Unfortunately I dont have room for the sheep etc.whats the special something? can you be more specific?

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Boo_BunnyBRONZE Member
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom


Posted:
i bid for the beautiful Jo
Lots of smiles and hugs
a rainbowy parrot
as much chocolate as you can eat
your own castle
jewels and sparkley things
and some more hugs

Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Right is that it?

I will be bidding for Mistress Jojo...

A Cheery smile every morning she wakes up

An acrylic Contact juggling ball which has been left out in the sun too long

And..... Molly Dogs own special Playhouse!


Non-Https Image Link


And for Mistress Jojo a new puppy to play with Molly dog who is called Jakey
Non-Https Image Link


And the ability to transform into BEAST from the x-men
Non-Https Image Link

EDITED_BY: Just Another Clown (1140211561)

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i ubblove Jakey. I quite like Miss Boo's offer though.
hmm...

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
it's that special something you've always wanted (what ever that is)



ok fresh bid (keeping the "special something" and Charley the chinchilla because he's sooooooososoonsootshookstood cute)



some tattooed bananas.

a stamp collection

a magical mystery tour

a key for every lock

a gold fish called bob

a grooming comb for molly dog

some bubble wrap

a handy thing for doing stuff

some magic beans

a clouds silver lining

some forbidden knowledge

a genie in a bottle (care full he bites)

a magic carpet ride

a nice healthy pot plant ( yes....that kind of pot plant)

a pair of fluffy dice

a kitkat (four fingered one)

a fridge FULL of your favorite alcoholic drinks

a bottle opener and corkscrew ( dunno....may come in handy)

lots of squishy hugs and cuddles

the answers to everything

a four leaf clover

two floppy eared rabbits called Ronnie and Reggie

a cuddly toy

a dinner set

some wine glasses (stolen from a pub)

a mirror ball and disco lights

a large elastic band

and a partridge in a pear tree



biggrin

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
i dont want a chinchilla, the fish or the rabbits though. I cant keep them anywhere. Stamp collection is a bit lame, as is the elastic band. unfortunately I dont drink so thats 3 things on your list wasted!
I am tempted by the carpet ride and the key. But the ability to turn into BEAST!!! Thats awesome.

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Written by: steaks


been dormant a while, but it appears Flynt is still up for auction so i bid:
2 large tubs of bees wax (apparantly best for dreadlocks)
a selection of jewlery for piercings (its mostly for nipples though, dunno if they any good)
4 hug's
and a small hairdryer to melt said bees wax wink




hmmmmmm Steaks, thanks for the interesting bid, but I think I'm goign to remain a sole operator/unowned for a while ...

smile
xoxox HUGS tho! hug

Currently on the right side up of the world.


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
worth a shot smile

hugs returned hug2

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


DinkBRONZE Member
member
70 posts
Location: in a bubble :), United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Tao Star


 Written by: Blayze


Only on bid for me eek
ubbcrying



i know....only one person bid for me too frown

maybe we can start an only one bidder club & be cooler than everyone else.




frown thats one more bid than i got hehe... im so small i got missed biggrin *puts herself back on the shelf*

im a gemini..go figure


TheGreatSaintGOLD Member
Member
48 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Don't know if anyones offered anything of this sort before, all I've read are pencils shavings and the occasional food store, here goes anyway:



A manically depressed robot

The meaning to life, the universe, and everything

Information on the 1st and 2nd most intelligence species in the planet

The translation for a double backward summersault through a hoop while whistling to the star spangled banner

A comprehensive guide to the universe with two words on the front: Dont Panic

And, the coupe de grace: A towel (color of her choice)

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Aha!!! What you said at Falmouth was true. The lovelly Miss Jo Kickass Rhymes is as yet unsold!!! This needs to be remedied!!!

I will bid for Jo:

A rainbow a day, for the rest of your life.
A really big fluffy hat
A poem written by a pirate
Satisfaction
Sunshine
7 sun flowers
the laughter from 3 small childeren
Perfect health for you and all whom you touch
A big toy for mollydog
an all expenses paid trip to lala land with my imaginary friend Harrold
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
The letter 'J'
random Pm's from myself containing a few random pearls of wisdom but mostly nonsense
Hugs
something shiny
love
falaffel
some tomatoe sauce
a solar system
one of the 8 seas (yet to be discovered)
tears of joy
a purple and yellow striped hot water bottle cover
a fully stocked art studio
a place to crash for you and a friend should you ever be in the Brighton area.
a three course home cooked meal prepared by me and baby Lee
a paddling pool filled with your favourit treat
A bottle of really cold and mystically energising drinking water
A colourful scarf
A hoop carrier
and Egypt

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
and I up that bid to include:

more hugs from not only myself but Mynci and Lee too
Tea...all the tea you want biggrin

Cmon cmon cmon!!! pick me pick me!!! *Jumps around excitedly*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
yay!! I want Blu to own me!! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


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