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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:Don't bid with litter!! "some pencil sharpenings.
a half eaten corrot.
a pet rock called stoney.
a long stick for poking people.
a cuddly dolly
30 sheep and a goat
a billy goats gruff
a box of assorted things
a dictionary with three pages missing
a camels toe (snigger)
half a packet of rizla's
a life time supply of rainbow sherbert
a chapter in my autobiography
a box of assorted fluffy cuddly things
a bag of tricks
a tin of tartan paint
a cabbage (house trained and dose tricks like sit and stay, sometimes roll over)
a bottle of vintage 2005 wine ( really expensive and bought from LIDL's)
a bowl of cocoa pops
some milk (and maybe sugar if that will sweeten the deal)
an angels tear
assorted pieces of fluff
a ball of string
a special something
AND.............. the crazy frogs head on a sharpened stick"
However, I am interested in:
a dozen hugs and smooshes.
a bath tub full of chocolate.
and a nice warm bed with lots of pillows and a soft blankie
30 sheep and a goat
some kite surfing lessons
world peace
a special something
a diamond encrusted collar for molly"

Unfortunately I dont have room for the sheep etc.whats the special something? can you be more specific?


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Boo_Bunny
Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you
Member Since: 18th Mar 2005
Total posts: 933
Posted:i bid for the beautiful Jo
Lots of smiles and hugs
a rainbowy parrot
as much chocolate as you can eat
your own castle
jewels and sparkley things
and some more hugs


Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:Right is that it?

I will be bidding for Mistress Jojo...

A Cheery smile every morning she wakes up

An acrylic Contact juggling ball which has been left out in the sun too long

And..... Molly Dogs own special Playhouse!


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And for Mistress Jojo a new puppy to play with Molly dog who is called Jakey
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And the ability to transform into BEAST from the x-men
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EDITED_BY: Just Another Clown (1140211561)


Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:i ubblove Jakey. I quite like Miss Boo's offer though.
hmm...


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:it's that special something you've always wanted (what ever that is)



ok fresh bid (keeping the "special something" and Charley the chinchilla because he's sooooooososoonsootshookstood cute)



some tattooed bananas.

a stamp collection

a magical mystery tour

a key for every lock

a gold fish called bob

a grooming comb for molly dog

some bubble wrap

a handy thing for doing stuff

some magic beans

a clouds silver lining

some forbidden knowledge

a genie in a bottle (care full he bites)

a magic carpet ride

a nice healthy pot plant ( yes....that kind of pot plant)

a pair of fluffy dice

a kitkat (four fingered one)

a fridge FULL of your favorite alcoholic drinks

a bottle opener and corkscrew ( dunno....may come in handy)

lots of squishy hugs and cuddles

the answers to everything

a four leaf clover

two floppy eared rabbits called Ronnie and Reggie

a cuddly toy

a dinner set

some wine glasses (stolen from a pub)

a mirror ball and disco lights

a large elastic band

and a partridge in a pear tree



biggrin


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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:i dont want a chinchilla, the fish or the rabbits though. I cant keep them anywhere. Stamp collection is a bit lame, as is the elastic band. unfortunately I dont drink so thats 3 things on your list wasted!
I am tempted by the carpet ride and the key. But the ability to turn into BEAST!!! Thats awesome.


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:Written by: steaks

been dormant a while, but it appears Flynt is still up for auction so i bid:
2 large tubs of bees wax (apparantly best for dreadlocks)
a selection of jewlery for piercings (its mostly for nipples though, dunno if they any good)
4 hug's
and a small hairdryer to melt said bees wax wink



hmmmmmm Steaks, thanks for the interesting bid, but I think I'm goign to remain a sole operator/unowned for a while ...

smile
xoxox HUGS tho! hug


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:worth a shot smile

hugs returned hug2


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Dink
Dink

member
Location: in a bubble :)
Member Since: 7th Apr 2005
Total posts: 70
Posted: Written by: Tao Star


 Written by: Blayze


Only on bid for me eek
ubbcrying



i know....only one person bid for me too frown

maybe we can start an only one bidder club & be cooler than everyone else.




frown thats one more bid than i got hehe... im so small i got missed biggrin *puts herself back on the shelf*



im a gemini..go figure

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TheGreatSaint
TheGreatSaint

Member

Member Since: 16th Oct 2005
Total posts: 48
Posted:Don't know if anyones offered anything of this sort before, all I've read are pencils shavings and the occasional food store, here goes anyway:



A manically depressed robot

The meaning to life, the universe, and everything

Information on the 1st and 2nd most intelligence species in the planet

The translation for a double backward summersault through a hoop while whistling to the star spangled banner

A comprehensive guide to the universe with two words on the front: Dont Panic

And, the coupe de grace: A towel (color of her choice)


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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Aha!!! What you said at Falmouth was true. The lovelly Miss Jo Kickass Rhymes is as yet unsold!!! This needs to be remedied!!!

I will bid for Jo:

A rainbow a day, for the rest of your life.
A really big fluffy hat
A poem written by a pirate
Satisfaction
Sunshine
7 sun flowers
the laughter from 3 small childeren
Perfect health for you and all whom you touch
A big toy for mollydog
an all expenses paid trip to lala land with my imaginary friend Harrold
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
The letter 'J'
random Pm's from myself containing a few random pearls of wisdom but mostly nonsense
Hugs
something shiny
love
falaffel
some tomatoe sauce
a solar system
one of the 8 seas (yet to be discovered)
tears of joy
a purple and yellow striped hot water bottle cover
a fully stocked art studio
a place to crash for you and a friend should you ever be in the Brighton area.
a three course home cooked meal prepared by me and baby Lee
a paddling pool filled with your favourit treat
A bottle of really cold and mystically energising drinking water
A colourful scarf
A hoop carrier
and Egypt


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:and I up that bid to include:

more hugs from not only myself but Mynci and Lee too
Tea...all the tea you want biggrin

Cmon cmon cmon!!! pick me pick me!!! *Jumps around excitedly*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:yay!! I want Blu to own me!! biggrin

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I gots me a Jo_Rhymes!!!!!!!
bounce bounce

*glitter spills everywhere*

*ponces on Jo and wraps her up in uber hug while grinning wildly*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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jo_rhymes
jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops
Member Since: 10th Apr 2005
Total posts: 4525
Posted:biggrin biggrin biggrin Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! biggrin:D:D

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Just_Another_Clown
Just_Another_Clown

old hand
Location: London
Member Since: 1st Jul 2005
Total posts: 965
Posted:Is there no one up for auction at the moment.....:(

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.

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ickleMatt
ickleMatt

enthusiast
Location: L.O.N.D.O.N.
Member Since: 4th Apr 2006
Total posts: 242
Posted:IckleMatt (in character) walks by wearing a turban, trailing a camel and spitting tabacco.

1,000 camels!

(sees that she is blonde)

2,000 camels!

(hears a rumour that she can cook a great goat curry)

3,000 camels!

(is told that she is a feminist)

4,000 camels!

(after speaking to hear and realising what feminism is)

So, I have this donkey, interested?


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faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
Posted:hehe

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:right this is where females who want to be bought go!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Tabt
Tabt

I Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
Location: Horsham
Member Since: 2nd May 2006
Total posts: 1007
Posted:where do ladyboys go?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:Ummm I dunno, ask Doug were he went wink

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Devilsarmy
Devilsarmy

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Nuneaton
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 2984
Posted:erm i dont know well do you boobs? then here would be for you ..

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:*wrapped up in shiny paper with ribbons on*
Hmmmm.....I've always wanted to sell my soul....and I have a magic wand. DA will testify to my powers. wink


"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:does this mean we're bidding on souls only? devil

how much more to include the body? umm wink

PS: chelly I trust your picture, no DA needed wink


the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:ubblol Body at no extra charge.

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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FireTom
Stargazer

Member Since: 20th Sep 2003
Total posts: 6650
Posted:ubblol so it comes with it? (one has to verify terms and conditions of the auction before bidding...) Excuse me I'm new to this thread... is this some kind of HoPeBay? Except for the deadlines?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink

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steaks
steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester
Member Since: 21st Dec 2005
Total posts: 1909
Posted:Thats pretty much the score Tom.

Women offer themselves for ownership via auction. People post bids until the person for ownership see's one she likes then accepts the bid & is then owned by the person with the winning bid.

There is another thread for the auctioneering of male members wink


Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:Lost my marbles. Has anyone found them? Everything else was used to bid with so I figured maybe that's where they went.

ubbloco


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Chelly
Chelly

Niraffe
Location: Up north
Member Since: 17th Mar 2006
Total posts: 884
Posted:Um...is this one of yours? I was sitting on it, sorry....

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"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--

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Bek66
Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place
Member Since: 27th Aug 2006
Total posts: 4728
Posted:*hypnotized*

Ooooh, pretty, shiny marble.


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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