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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
sparkey wins...aimee, you fool...a cardboard cut out? you know that isnt gonna hack it.
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
come on can anyone do better than snoopoi
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
well come on someone please am i that bad
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
i bid...
on lauz the catepilla...
*breathe*
a camping chair
a stapler
a red fabric pen
a blue fabric pen
a pair of latex surgical gloves
a pair of tweezers
1/2 dozen eggs
*breathe*
i should be blonde too
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
i bid for lauz:
2 snails
a toothpick
4 stones
18 wine gums
half a kitkat
my pet robot
AND.....
a red sock.....
do I win?
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
ooooo thats a tricky one
well if one of you can give me something that no one else will think of you win
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
a time machine!!!!!!!!
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
a sock washer?
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
wow i always wanted one of those if i dont get a better bid in 3 minutes i'm all the noddy's
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
im timing
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
woot that means i own you too as i own noddy (god you gotta love raffles)
*gives noddy a doggie treat for coming up with a good thing to bid on Lauz
back
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
and a teather!
i need to be held baq sometimes.
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For the caterpilla I bid
One plastic lid from a pepsi bottle
The 'z' key from my keyboard
Two brand new black marker pens
Three hardly-used bright blue post-it notes
A lumo green plastic spider
A key to no known lock
A spoon (clean)
A magazine cut-out of superman (cartoon)
My brother
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
oooo the competition is high but i really want that time machine one more minute
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
2 locks of golden hair, plucked from a sleeping giant.
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
2,865 posts
Location: Lake District UK
YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i win!
*does the happy dance then hugs lauz*
Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
right its 3 mins and nothing has topped my time machine i want noddy you own me
i'm owned
although all you other guys you know where to find i wont tell if you dont lol!
love ya really noddy
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night * - libby_tuesday
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok, suppose I'll go up for auction now.
just so you know..... I dont do windows.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
gives noddy a snack for winning back
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
i'll bid...
for blu_valley...
a camping chair
a stapler
a red fabric pen
a blue fabric pen
a pair of latex surgical gloves
a pair of tweezers
1/2 dozen eggs
the automatic sock washer
the teather
and 1 of locks of golden hair, plucked from the sleeping giant.
and i'll throw in a 2x 4.7GB/120min DVD/RW
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
mmm...sounding good!
Any other takers?
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
ok I will put myself up for auction in desperate need of dosh lol
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
blu_valley i'll throw china in if you want
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
no-one wants me, fine then......
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
for curiosity toastied the cat i'll bid...
a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug @ work
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand
Regards
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM!
Yes, i do bite!!
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
YEY! I am loved!!!
for shu Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
For Blu_valley I bid
1 x money tree (late autumn)
a pile of blu smarties
a life time supply of paperclips,
a rain stick
1 fake tattoo
1 O.A.P
and a ticket for gnomes r us the musical !!!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
For toastied I bid
1 fairly well paid but boring job
2 slices of 4 day old pizza
some velcro
and 13 x 2 ply tissues (MAN sized)
(oh and a bent tent peg)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
933 posts
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom
Im putting my self up for auction!
What are the bids for one 18 year old art student who loves hugs and likes to bake?
Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ooh, Shu offers China and a lock of Giant's hair, but Mynci offers a pile of blue smarties. Its gonna be a close race!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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