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Kurobei


member
Location: The Phire Kru

Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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squarexbear
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

squarexbear

....of doom!
Location: Hastings, UK

Total posts: 585
Posted:sparkey wins...aimee, you fool...a cardboard cut out? you know that isnt gonna hack it. tongue

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:come on can anyone do better than snoopoi

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:well come on someone please am i that bad

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:i bid...
on lauz the catepilla...

*breathe*
a camping chair
a stapler
a red fabric pen
a blue fabric pen
a pair of latex surgical gloves
a pair of tweezers
1/2 dozen eggs

*breathe*

i should be blonde too


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:i bid for lauz:

2 snails
a toothpick
4 stones
18 wine gums
half a kitkat
my pet robot

AND.....

a red sock.....

do I win?


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:ooooo thats a tricky one
wink wink
well if one of you can give me something that no one else will think of you win


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:a time machine!!!!!!!!

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:a sock washer?

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:wow i always wanted one of those if i dont get a better bid in 3 minutes i'm all the noddy's

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:im timing

Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:woot that means i own you too as i own noddy (god you gotta love raffles)
*gives noddy a doggie treat for coming up with a good thing to bid on Lauz


back

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:and a teather!

i need to be held baq sometimes.


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:For the caterpilla I bid

One plastic lid from a pepsi bottle
The 'z' key from my keyboard
Two brand new black marker pens
Three hardly-used bright blue post-it notes
A lumo green plastic spider
A key to no known lock
A spoon (clean)
A magazine cut-out of superman (cartoon)
My brother
biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:oooo the competition is high but i really want that time machine one more minute

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:2 locks of golden hair, plucked from a sleeping giant.

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Noddy


Noddy

Toe Poking Bad Boy
Location: Lake District UK

Total posts: 2865
Posted:YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i win!

*does the happy dance then hugs lauz*


Remember.........YOU LOSE!!!

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lauz the caterpilla


lauz the caterpilla

goddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
Location: nottingham - the land of oppor...

Total posts: 2443
Posted:right its 3 mins and nothing has topped my time machine i want noddy you own me
i'm owned

although all you other guys you know where to find i wont tell if you dont lol!

love ya really noddy


Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ok, suppose I'll go up for auction now.

just so you know..... I dont do windows. biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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linden rathen
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

linden rathen

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 6942
Posted:smile gives noddy a snack for winning

back

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:i'll bid...
for blu_valley...

a camping chair
a stapler
a red fabric pen
a blue fabric pen
a pair of latex surgical gloves
a pair of tweezers
1/2 dozen eggs
the automatic sock washer
the teather
and 1 of locks of golden hair, plucked from the sleeping giant.
and i'll throw in a 2x 4.7GB/120min DVD/RW


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:mmm...sounding good! biggrin

Any other takers?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:ok I will put myself up for auction in desperate need of dosh lol

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:blu_valley i'll throw china in if you want

Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:no-one wants me, fine then......

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Shu
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Shu

Retro Fyre Wizzard
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South ...

Total posts: 538
Posted:for curiosity toastied the cat i'll bid...

a pair of blue lens sunglasses.
my avatar
my coffe mug @ work
5 gigs of office storage
a coupla thousand hug


Regards hug

Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)

You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! ubbloco
Yes, i do bite!!

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Psyri
SILVER Member since Apr 2003

Psyri

artisan
Location: Berkshire, UK

Total posts: 1576
Posted:YEY! I am loved!!!

hug for shu

biggrin


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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:For Blu_valley I bid

1 x money tree (late autumn)
a pile of blu smarties
a life time supply of paperclips,
a rain stick
1 fake tattoo
1 O.A.P
and a ticket for gnomes r us the musical !!!


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8738
Posted:For toastied I bid

1 fairly well paid but boring job
2 slices of 4 day old pizza
some velcro
and 13 x 2 ply tissues (MAN sized)
(oh and a bent tent peg)


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Boo_Bunny
BRONZE Member since Mar 2005

Boo_Bunny

Sparkely arty Mormon rainbow fairy
Location: infront of you, United Kingdom

Total posts: 933
Posted:Im putting my self up for auction!

What are the bids for one 18 year old art student who loves hugs and likes to bake?


Property of Fine_Rabid_Dog

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ooh, Shu offers China and a lock of Giant's hair, but Mynci offers a pile of blue smarties. Its gonna be a close race! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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