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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]


whats up with all the limitations?

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Kurobei
member
Location: The Phire Kru
Member Since: 19th Aug 2002
Total posts: 786
Posted:I do believe Drome and Pele have already been taken and BamBam wont be on until she's returned from her sojourn in Thailand.

z 2 all!!!!


whats up with all the limitations?

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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:Ha ha ha im pulling up this old thread ( i know that pounce will have a blast over this one ) . So okay guy's what's the bid for this jelly westling and sometime's naughty American

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:I bid a gourmet, home-cooked meal (with poirs Hlene for dessert biggrin ), a massage with lavendar-scented oil and incense, and a beautifully carved mahogany paddle with inlaid mother-of-pearl ornamentation.

Hah. Beat THAT... ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Puk
Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz
Member Since: 3rd Aug 2002
Total posts: 2615
Posted:But there's sooo many newbie's that wil love this one . (confuzzeled thinking who to bid for ?)

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Well Lightning, as it's for pounce I'll take your bid of a gourmet, home-cooked meal (with poirs Hlene for dessert biggrin ), a massage with lavendar-scented oil and incense, and a beautifully carved mahogany paddle with inlaid mother-of-pearl ornamentation.

And I'll add some tastefully decorated whips and chains and leg cuffs to go with the paddle, a bath full of Jelly (flavour yet to be finalised) and an Advanced Guide to Rude Discussion Techniques (experienced masters edition 2.0)

ubblol


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol !

sits back and watches in enjoyment


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:Where's the male auction? I think i ended up owning UCOF and Havoc ubblol ubbangel

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:oh ya. i'd definately have a few people i want to bid on wink

wait, can i bid in the female auction too? (not on myself of course) biggrin


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:Quote:
Well Lightning, as it's for pounce I'll take your bid of a gourmet, home-cooked meal (with poirs Hlene for dessert biggrin ), a massage with lavendar-scented oil and incense, and a beautifully carved mahogany paddle with inlaid mother-of-pearl ornamentation.

And I'll add some tastefully decorated whips and chains and leg cuffs to go with the paddle, a bath full of Jelly (flavour yet to be finalised) and an Advanced Guide to Rude Discussion Techniques (experienced masters edition 2.0)

ubblol



I'll see your whips, chains, and leg cuffs, Jelly bath, and textbook and raise you three bottles of fine wine, a wood frame for use with said chains and restraints, a sling, and 30 Nutella crepes.


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:ubblol



sits excitedly waiting to see who will win


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh dear god its back.....


*HIDE*

*realises she's no longer 'owned' and puts self back on market*

*STRUT*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:oooh oooh!

i wanna bid on flynt!!!! an entire evening of poetry reading, snuggles, some ear nibbling, a bite on the wrist, and some other naughty stuff i won't mention.


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy
The_Pirate_Dyke_Boy

HOP Lord of the Pirate Admiralty
Location: Canterbury, UK
Member Since: 5th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1079
Posted:PAH!!!

i bid an entire evening of poetry reading (my own stuff), snuggles AND cuddles, some ear nibbling n licking, a playful bite on <name body part here>, then by a sweaty lesson in rowing in tight-but-easy-to-remove lycra onepieces, followed by a beautiful meal, home cooked (meat or vege), and more cuddles and a movie of choice ( i recomend Baz Lurhmann's Romeo & Juliet)

beat that!!!


D.B.
X x X x X

Ship off the starboard! sound general quarters! noise and light discipline! man the cannons! GET ME THE RUM!

Master of the Free Hug Program

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:i'll see your bid (and yes it's my own poetry too! tongue ) and i'll raise you a bath (complete with washing her hair and massaging her scalp), a relaxing massage followed by a
light back scratching, and a nibble on her bottom lip.

beat that tongue


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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telic
I don't want a title.

Member Since: 26th Jun 2003
Total posts: 940
Posted:I match the bid on pounce, but raise it with a handmade flogger and a bag full of multicolored glitter!

E pluribus unum, baby.

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:*blink*

*suddenly unsure about having put self back on market....*


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Quote:
I'll see your whips, chains, and leg cuffs, Jelly bath, and textbook and raise you three bottles of fine wine, a wood frame for use with said chains and restraints, a sling, and 30 Nutella crepes.



ooooh the heat is on cuz there's a handmade flogger and a bag full of multicolored glitter in the pot now from Regyt
So I match all that, plus a free piercing next time she's in the UK anywhere she likes on her body....and....

*reaches in pocket and pulls out secret bidding weapon*

Some Lint!! Inside an envelope, with a note that says 'Lint' on it and I'll even post it to pounce's house, by UPS on super duper special Diplomat service!!

HA!! biggrin


Let's relight this forum ubblove

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:Quote:
Quote:
I'll see your whips, chains, and leg cuffs, Jelly bath, and textbook and raise you three bottles of fine wine, a wood frame for use with said chains and restraints, a sling, and 30 Nutella crepes.





ooooh the heat is on cuz there's a handmade flogger and a bag full of multicolored glitter in the pot now from Regyt

So I match all that, plus a free piercing next time she's in the UK anywhere she likes on her body....and....



*reaches in pocket and pulls out secret bidding weapon*



Some Lint!! Inside an envelope, with a note that says 'Lint' on it and I'll even post it to pounce's house, by UPS on super duper special Diplomat service!!



HA!! biggrin





ok ill see yours and lightnings bids for punce, and ill raise you



two lego figures, a dam fine whipping, narr (sorry babes(and as soph wont be anyones leses, you will have to counter narr with something equally good, and that aint going to happen biggrin )) and a set of high class cuddles!



i will also add in a new computer, a hous ein vegas, for her and vagasgodess, and some hand made toys!


Step (el-nombrie)

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Narr
Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:yeah so tongue

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Flynt
Flynt

Intrepid Penguin

Member Since: 12th May 2002
Total posts: 5635
Posted:[quote
*reaches in pocket and pulls out secret bidding weapon*

Some Lint!! Inside an envelope, with a note that says 'Lint' on it and I'll even post it to pounce's house, by UPS on super duper special Diplomat service!!

HA!! biggrin



Gentlemen. I'd just like to inform you that Lint is only valid as currency when spelt with a y, ie: Lynt.

That is all, Thankyou.


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:OK Mech....yours, lighntings, Regyts and any other bids plus I'll go to America, kidnap Vegassexgoddess and bid with her too!! mwar har har ubbloco

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:oh and I've just found some extra special blue lint in my belly button!! tongue

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:AND



in the bidding for Flynt I'll meet everyones bid PLUS and pair a new, stripy, multi-coloured leg warmers!!



*Bug tries to secure new Harem of HOP ladies + Lighning*


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telic
I don't want a title.

Member Since: 26th Jun 2003
Total posts: 940
Posted:Oh, bidding with people for people is a bit too high for me...

For Flynt, I bid all that's been said plus a fish on a string and three new words, created just for her.


E pluribus unum, baby.

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Then I'm out cuz I don't have newly invented words frown

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:ooh ooh ooh....I've just invented TWO new words, it may not be enough but they're both very long so may be more letters! tongue

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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Doc Lightning
Doc Lightning

HOP Mad Doctor
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Member Since: 28th May 2001
Total posts: 13920
Posted:So I bid my loyalty and friendship, a shoulder you can cry on, an honest answer to questions such as "does this make my butt look big?" and endless hours of interesting conversation with no pressure for sex.

Ok, straight boys, beat THAT... ubblol


-Mike )'(
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella

"A buckuht 'n a hooze!" -Valura

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:NO FAIR!! I can only do that half as well! ubblol

Let's relight this forum ubblove

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mech
mech

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: "In your ear"
Member Since: 9th Jun 2003
Total posts: 6207
Posted:ok here goes, i match all previous bid,

plus i will protect pounce and vagasgodess from bug when he comes to get them, i will hand over four new words inc thwap, and all teh owenership rights to it,

i will alsom and to esp up bid lightning, i will offer a houlder, a set of my higest class cuddles (pounce knows these are good) the massage, a warm fluffy bed!

open care, and hope, and freedom

plus i also offer the no chasing of sex, as it aint inportant to me over teh happyness of a lady!

i also add in my soph, and my website!


Step (el-nombrie)

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Dunc
Dunc

playing the days away
Location: The Middle lands
Member Since: 19th Aug 2003
Total posts: 7263
Posted:Dammit!! Why aren't I a techy geek with a website?!?!

Dammit!!

But what does....
Quote:

i will alsom and to esp up bid lightning,



....mean?


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